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The Sumerian Goddess of Death ([info]ereshkigal) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-05-23 21:19:00


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The Great Sailor Moon Lesbian Debate
Why is Haruka a lesbian?

Wanker: I think it's because of some great tragedy that happened in her past that I just had to fix in one of my fics.
Board Member 1: Prepare for flames.
Board Member 2: Because her creator made her one.
Board Member 3: *long technical explanation of why people are gay*
Wanker: You people are MORONS and have no lives and I refuse to believe that my God would make people naturally gay.
Board Member 4: Oh, it's one of them.
Board Member 5: Do us a favor and learn to think for yourself.
Wanker: I refuse to discuss this further! Stop replying to my post!
Board Members: *blow raspberries at the wanker* Make us, Bitch!


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[info]ladysorka
2003-05-24 05:06 am UTC (link)
Mr. Toasty?

Sounds like he meant to start a flame war. His name has troll written all over it.

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[info]ereshkigal
2003-05-24 05:13 am UTC (link)
Oh, without a doubt. However, it's still an amusing read nonetheless.

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[info]tempslut
2003-05-24 05:24 am UTC (link)
"Wanker: You people are MORONS and have no lives and I refuse to believe that my God would make people naturally gay."

No, but my God would. And your God is jus jelus of MY GOD!!!111

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[info]ueuecoyotl
2003-05-24 07:20 am UTC (link)
My god's penis is bigger than your god's penis. SO THERE!!!!!!111

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allen
2003-05-24 10:08 am UTC (link)
OK, I'm lame, but please please please tell me where "now he dead from coke." comes from? I keep seeing the phrase and it's driving me nuts wanting to know. =)

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[info]bohicamouse
2003-05-24 11:12 am UTC (link)
Here ya go.

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allen
2003-05-24 11:20 am UTC (link)
Bwahahaha! Priceless. Thank you! =)

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[info]jfpbookworm
2003-05-24 06:53 pm UTC (link)
That. Is. Beautiful.

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[info]tempslut
2003-05-24 08:18 pm UTC (link)
It's from a thread on Fametracker that I can't remember the name of. There was one post from someone of whom English isn't her first language. She told some story about someone rich she used to date, and the post ended with "...and now he dead from coke."

Someone's probably told it better than I have already, but that's the story.

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allen
2003-05-24 08:25 pm UTC (link)
[info]bohicamouse linked me to an entry of wizzard's that told it all, so I'm set, but thanks! =)

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[info]iczer6
2003-05-24 09:18 am UTC (link)
I knew this would show up here!

Hell I was gonna post it myself....

And my God can beat up you God! Naa naa!


Icz

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[info]iczer6
2003-05-24 09:29 am UTC (link)
>>You could write one where the Senshi are all tentacle monsters and decide to gang-rape Tuxedo Kamen for all I care, it's your artistic license,>>

That has to be the best idea for a SM fanfic I've ever heard...


Icz

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[info]elysian
2003-05-24 01:51 pm UTC (link)
the scary thing is that in the doujinshi scene, that's just so done and cliche.

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[info]beandelphiki
2003-05-24 10:24 am UTC (link)
i didn't make the choice to like girls, i just do. it's a chemical imbalance in the brain.

Wouldn't it be nice if people only spoke when they knew what they were talking about? Although, I suppose that would be much less entertaining.

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[info]hugsnkisses
2003-05-24 02:13 pm UTC (link)
If you believe the Bible word-for-word, you're actually committing grave blasphemy because the Bible clearly states that God forgets things and has human emotions

ooh, BURN!

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Hmm
[info]mynxkittie
2003-05-25 04:40 am UTC (link)
As far as I k now, the real reason Haruka is a "lesbian" is because in her past life in the Moon Kingdom, she was a man, and Michiru was a woman, and they were all in love and shit. Not her fault she was reincarnated as something different. ;)

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Re: Hmm
[info]pipssister
2003-05-25 05:34 am UTC (link)
[shakes head] The story's a made up fan invention. Haruka/Michiru shippers will scream that in your ear if you get too close, too.

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Re: Hmm
[info]mynxkittie
2003-05-25 05:36 am UTC (link)
Awwww, watch me cry. *giggles*

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Re: Hmm
[info]ereshkigal
2003-05-25 05:45 am UTC (link)
In the words of my friend: "she was a man! who wore a miniskirt... which is of course perfectly straight and normal". Hee-hee. Truthfully though, yeah the Haruka being a man in her past life is all bullshit. Takeuchi never said that in any interview. And when people bitched at the morons who made it to produce proof they oh so conveniently lost the article and nobody has it anymore. Yeah... wankers.

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Re: Hmm
[info]milkshake
2003-05-25 06:49 am UTC (link)
Those wankers would be the good folks at Save Our Sailors, who remind you to buy Unfrosted Strawberry Pop Tarts in a vain, misguided attempt to bring Sailor Moon back to the airwaves!

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Re: Hmm
[info]ymfaery
2003-05-25 10:45 am UTC (link)
Was the S arc of the manga translated already? I vaguely recall something about hermadaphroites (sp?) and Haruka in the manga, but since I was feeling lazy and stuff I didn't bother trying to translate it. And now my manga is in a kind of hard-to-reach place so I don't really want to dig it up...

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Re: Hmm
[info]mynxkittie
2003-05-25 10:46 am UTC (link)
*giggles* Well, the others clarified that what I'd heard was false, so I wouldn't put too much thought into it. As for the S arc being translated, I'm not sure, since I don't follow the comics like I used to.

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Re: Hmm
[info]ymfaery
2003-05-25 10:49 am UTC (link)
Dang. I'm gonna have to wander over to the nearest Waldenbooks and browse their manga section, I suppose. I think TokyoPop might have released it. Of course, I'm not too sure about their accuracy... :P

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Re: Hmm
[info]hakainokami
2003-05-27 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Well they also just released FAKE which being about gay cops, would seem to indicate a willingness for accuracy- not that I've read it, so I couldn't tell you how accurate they kept it.

Regs

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Re: Hmm
[info]pipssister
2003-05-25 11:09 pm UTC (link)
Oh right. The "senshi of both genders" thing. I think that's supposed to imply that Haruka's like a woman and like a man at the same time. It doesn't mean she has a dick or anything.

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Re: Hmm
[info]iczer6
2003-05-26 12:57 am UTC (link)
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<<Oh right. The "senshi of both genders" thing. I think that's supposed to imply that Haruka's like a woman and like a man at the same time. It doesn't mean she has a dick or anything.>>

Sigh I believe that should only apply to the anime version of the Sailor Starlights which appear in the final season of SM.

In the manga they were women who cross dressed as men to hid their identities. In the anime it was a bit more confusing I think the consensus was they had a male form and a female form with the female form being their 'true form', or something like that.

The senshi themselves are all women. Haruka is a woman, she's just very, very, butch.


Icz

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-05-25 04:42 am UTC (link)
I didn't even look at the wank yet, because the wank COMPLETELY aside, your explaination of the wank ALONE had me rolling on the ground laughing until my sides started cramping up.

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[info]ereshkigal
2003-05-25 11:43 am UTC (link)
It worked out rather well didn't it? *snickers*

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