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The Pimp of All Pimps ([info]ikarigendou) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-10-15 00:57:00


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Current mood:OMGWTF
Entry tags:anime/manga, gay

Evangelion wank! Also my first wank, so please be kind.
So this guy animedude decides to post a question to ngevangelion. It's almost like he knew he'd bring the wank, because he basically asked Is Shinji gay or straight?

He then proceeds to get in an argument with several community members...

korgan says id say hes bi to which our wonderful animedude replies how can he be bi if he has never had sex with ANYONE?

And the wank ensues.

After much owning, he decides to make another post to ngevangelion:

I can see now that the last question I posted was a bad idea, one because most people are immature and cannot handle other peoples opinions and two people are way to sensitive. So I have decieded to ask a question that no-one can get mad at. Who is hotter? Asuka or Rei?
=P



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[info]clandestine
2004-10-16 01:32 pm UTC (link)
Rei. Definitely Rei.

*cackles* Oh Evangelion. The wank just keeps on comin'

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(Anonymous)
2004-10-16 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Personally, Misato rocks my socks, but feh...Nothing quite like a quick suck-up question to cover up the fact that you're a complete wanker :D

-jennyjujubug at LJ

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[info]suzywongdress
2004-10-16 05:49 pm UTC (link)
Your username doesn't surprise me in the least. :)

POINT TO PONDER: Do virgins have no sexual preference?

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[info]oysteria
2004-10-16 07:18 pm UTC (link)
Well, they can't have orgasms, remember. Especially if they're female. Girls remain totally innocent of teh sex drive! until some manly man comes along and shows them what it's all about.

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(no subject) - [info]mister_terrific, 2004-10-16 08:45 pm UTC

[info]ikarigendou
2004-10-16 09:35 pm UTC (link)
that is because I am both awesome and unoriginal.

you love me <3

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[info]smo
2004-10-16 07:07 pm UTC (link)
how can he be bi if he has never had sex with ANYONE?

Holy cats, I wasn't straight until I was 22! O_O

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[info]panthea
2004-10-16 10:17 pm UTC (link)
*snork*

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[info]mistressrenet
2004-10-16 10:50 pm UTC (link)
LOL!

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[info]saxameup
2004-10-16 07:18 pm UTC (link)
"how can he be bi if he has never had sex with ANYONE?"

Oh now, you make the porn industry cry with that, guy.

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[info]mastervex
2004-10-16 08:38 pm UTC (link)
Virgins have no sexual orientation, then. Hmm. Ah, that explains why people assume slash is always porn. It can't be gay unless there's sex, right?
The stupid hurts me.

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[info]sir_hellsing
2004-10-16 08:46 pm UTC (link)
Animedude, yes... he was involved in a Furuba miniwank days ago. Apparently he thinks homosexuals are teh sin despite not being Christian and like lesbian sex.

He's glassdarkly's perfect match, I think.

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[info]saxameup
2004-10-16 08:54 pm UTC (link)
What wank is that? Link?

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(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2004-10-16 08:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]saxameup, 2004-10-16 09:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ikarigendou, 2004-10-16 09:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2004-10-16 10:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]split, 2004-10-17 09:10 am UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2004-10-18 03:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-10-17 08:15 pm UTC

[info]annabelle_lee
2004-10-17 02:29 am UTC (link)
God forbid those two breed, though. We'd have some sort of mutated super-wanktard on our hands, trolling through twice the fandoms of the originals.

Someone hold me.

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(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2004-10-17 02:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2004-10-17 03:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2004-10-17 03:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2004-10-17 03:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2004-10-17 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2004-10-17 05:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2004-10-17 05:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2004-10-17 05:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2004-10-17 05:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2004-10-17 05:44 am UTC

[info]panthea
2004-10-16 10:20 pm UTC (link)
Dude. He's not even original. It's the same old wank-- "you're not bi, you're just indecisive!" Blah blah blah. Some days it's not even worth trying.

I love this comment: if the idea of BIG FAT HAIRY THROBBING COCK makes you uncomfortable then ill just call you a fucktard, from now on

Right on. Here's a dollar for that, now go buy some apostrophes.

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-10-17 08:12 pm UTC (link)
I love this comment: if the idea of BIG FAT HAIRY THROBBING COCK makes you uncomfortable then ill just call you a fucktard, from now on

I'd get pissed, but he's talking so much bollocks it's just funny.

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[info]mistressrenet
2004-10-16 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Oh no, please don't hold back.

Really, I want more of a reason to hate your guts.

*snicker*

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[info]fatesarchitect
2004-10-16 11:09 pm UTC (link)
Eva is SO fucked up, how can it NOT spawn so many wanks? Honestly. It's like a giant wank-magnet. I fear to go anywhere near any sort of Eva fandom, for fear of being covered in splooge.

Not that I would, of course. *hides the series on dvd under the bed*

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[info]ikarigendou
2004-10-16 11:25 pm UTC (link)
Oh, me either. *hides under his desk* Nope, nothing to see here...

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(no subject) - [info]clandestine, 2004-10-17 06:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ikarigendou, 2004-10-17 09:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]suzywongdress, 2004-10-17 03:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ikarigendou, 2004-10-18 10:24 am UTC

rachelthedemon
2004-10-17 12:23 am UTC (link)
I can see now that the last question I posted was a bad idea, one because most people are immature and cannot handle other peoples opinions and two people are way to sensitive. So I have decieded to ask a question that no-one can get mad at. Who is hotter? Asuka or Rei?

And so Third Impact begins.

Eva fandom, I love you.

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[info]gaisce
2004-10-17 01:58 am UTC (link)
Shinji, for all intents and purposes, seems to be closest to a necrophiliac. Which opens up another corpse of worms entirely...

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[info]mistressrenet
2004-10-17 05:56 am UTC (link)
That is terrifyingly logical.

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[info]virago
2004-10-17 03:11 am UTC (link)
Now he bi from tent peg Angel Oh, just shoot me already.

splitpeasoup: Mostly straight. Bisexualish, if you will.
animedude: I really dont think he is gay


Followed up by calling some chick's sexual orientation a "facade" and then acting all surprised and put-upon when she gets pissed.

Followed up by this, when someone explained that bisexuals can commit to one person just like straight people can:
of course I could commit to one person you jerk, if that person really loved me and I loved them back. But we are talking about somthing compleatly diffrent here.

I kill you now, you stupid person. KILL YOU.

feeling better now.

Oh, wait.

yeah I think way too many gay people watch eva and are prejecting there own thoughts onto poor widdle shinji

Because, NO straight fanboys EVER do THAT. Ever, ever, ever.

Okay. NOW I feel better.

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(no subject) - [info]ikarigendou, 2004-10-17 05:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]virago, 2004-10-17 06:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-10-17 08:10 pm UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2004-10-17 06:54 am UTC (link)
I can see now that the last question I posted was a bad idea, one because most people are immature and cannot handle other peoples opinions and two people are way to sensitive. So I have decieded to ask a question that no-one can get mad at. Who is hotter? Asuka or Rei?
=P


*dies laughing*

If that's an innocent question no one can get mad at then I'm the Queen of England!

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(no subject) - [info]ikarigendou, 2004-10-17 09:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]monkeywrench, 2004-10-17 06:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-10-17 06:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]monkeywrench, 2004-10-18 08:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-10-18 08:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ikarigendou, 2004-10-18 10:22 am UTC

[info]bohicamouse
2004-10-17 08:39 am UTC (link)
Rei! OMGDUH.

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(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-10-17 08:03 pm UTC

[info]loki
2004-10-23 05:31 am UTC (link)
I call troll on Animedude. Or at least asshat.

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