Hello! New guy here! Wank on GAFF at 17:00
Like the subject line says, I'm new. Don't hurt me.

This little wank comes courtesy of what started out as a discussion of Bibleficcers on GAFF.

While deliberating on the ficcable qualities of the Holy Book, the following conversation occurred:

archonix: There is truth in all things! Especially in the Bible! Noah's Ark was true, you know!

Alma Geddon:The Wizard of Oz is fiction, therefore the Bible is fiction too! Oh, and because I don't agree with you, I shall talk to you as if you were a child!

archonix:Well, it's true in some sense, and here's why I think so.

Later, after a short discussion with Charles RB,

archonix:*posts quote from the Gospel of John*

Alma Geddon:*posts "clever" and insulting counter-quote from Eddie Izzard*

By now, Alma Geddon is starting to piss people off.

Dragoness Eclectic:Your attitude is offensive. Here's why. And are you too busy putting down archonix to look at what she wrote?

Alma Geddon:Ooh! You sting! And you're wrong! Wrong! Hah! Because I say so and I Know A Lot! And I can talk to archonix any way I want just because! Shut up! And your god is stupid, too! And I shall pontificate on how stupid you are while proving you wrong!

archonix:It looks to me like you're doing a lot of the things you're accusing us of doing. And if I'm wrong I'll admit it. You're just being rude and offensive.

Abatha: (Trying to pour oil upon the waters) Can't we all just get along?

Alma Geddon:I don't have any agenda! Nope! Not that this has any thing to do with the previous discussion, but I don't have an agenda! And I've always been right and anything you say just proves me right! Nyah, nyah! OMGYOU FLAEMED ME!!11121ONE! U LUUSE!!!!!ONEELEVENTYONE!

And everything ends there.