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J. Random Lurker ([info]jrandomlurker) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-10-25 08:24:00


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Invader Zim waaaaaaaahnk
On LJ community invader_zim weeniemuffin asks:

ok, so whats with all the irken porn?

do you people actually get off to it? its disgusting. sure, whatever floats your boat, but come on, can't it be something real that floats your boat?

why can't you just like the show without twisting the images into something horribly wrong and just disgusting?

am i all on my own thinking this?


And the spooge, naturally, starts rolling.

A few highlights:

twistedrecesses: "When Bush turns this country into a Christian nation, you might find a job with him."

OP: "the point of having an immagination is to expand your mind, not fantisize about little gren men fucking."

norvegicagives a long reply about the variety of human kinks that are out there which generates a seperate snark-thread between her and the OP ... leading to this priceless gem from the OP: "yes, critical thinking happens in california, but we think about intelligent things, things that are useful."

*SNERK*

Care Bear porn is cited.

And finally, after the wank appears to settle over night, the OP closes out with a classic waaaaaah you're all meanies and I'm leaving forever whine!

Ahh... delicious spooge.


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[info]jaina
2004-10-25 06:40 pm UTC (link)
"yes, critical thinking happens in california, but we think about intelligent things, things that are useful."

Sorry...sorry...just one moment...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Wow. Oh wow. I want to know where in CA the OP is from. I've got some San Diegans to introduce her to.

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[info]jrandomlurker
2004-10-25 07:44 pm UTC (link)
I know! I've known several Californians who take GREAT PRIDE in the collapsed educational system and the We Iz Smrt mentality. That's what really made this little wank for me. :)

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[info]missandrony
2004-10-26 12:07 am UTC (link)
Berkeley or Oakland? It's not an uncommon attitude 'round these parts.

Dude, we elected Schwarzenegger. I love my state, but I wouldn't be looking to us for intelligent thinking.

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(no subject) - roxannelinton, 2004-10-26 11:55 am UTC

cicer
2004-10-26 12:53 am UTC (link)
As a California, I snicker. I love this state, bu we are a dum, no question about it.

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-10-25 06:49 pm UTC (link)
why can't you just like the show without twisting the images into something horribly wrong and just disgusting?

Cause they don't want to? :P weeniemuffin seems to want to control people's thoughts, or something like that.

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[info]rackhamrose
2004-10-25 07:12 pm UTC (link)
why can't you just like the show without twisting the images into something horribly wrong and just disgusting?

Um... Because it's Jhonen Vasquez?

I mean, hello, does "Pustulio" ring any bells?

I'm gonna sing the doom song now.

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[info]jrandomlurker
2004-10-25 07:47 pm UTC (link)
I'm constantly amaaaazed by the sheer irony of that- people who claim to be Jhonen Vasquez fans who act EXACTLY like the homophobic pricks that he makes relentless fun of in his works.

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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-10-25 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2004-10-26 12:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]necronomist, 2004-10-26 04:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2004-10-26 04:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teratologist, 2004-10-26 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]spacefille, 2004-10-28 10:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zarla, 2004-10-26 05:45 am UTC

[info]solar_type_star
2004-10-25 08:28 pm UTC (link)
Um... Because it's Jhonen Vasquez?

But... but... Nny is a nice guy! He likes his Bunny!Why can't you just like him without twisting him into a cruel psychopath?

*joins you* Dooom Dooom, DoDooom Doooom, DoDo Doom!

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(no subject) - [info]lillyv, 2004-10-25 10:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sluggirl, 2004-10-25 10:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]solar_type_star, 2004-10-25 11:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sluggirl, 2004-10-25 11:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]solar_type_star, 2004-10-25 11:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - cicer, 2004-10-26 12:56 am UTC

[info]mooncalf
2004-10-25 11:06 pm UTC (link)
... yeeeah. Like the show isn't horribly wrong and just disgusting on its own.

... and that's why I love it so much!

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(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2004-10-26 02:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kinneas, 2004-10-26 04:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mooncalf, 2004-10-26 05:25 am UTC

[info]isntitironic
2004-10-25 07:13 pm UTC (link)
Y'know, I really do get tired of seeing this argument over and over in every fandom I'm in (and every fandom I'm not, besides). If there is more than one male character, people are going to slash it. It's one of those inevitabilities. Death, taxes, and pr0n.

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[info]eclair
2004-10-25 07:34 pm UTC (link)
If a fandom is liked well enough, fangirls are still going to slash the male leads even if there's no one else in the show.

Seriously, I've seen (Cowboy Bebop) SpikexKitty Spike. Oh baby.

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(no subject) - [info]seppuku, 2004-10-25 07:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2004-10-25 07:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eclair, 2004-10-25 08:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2004-10-25 08:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eclair, 2004-10-25 09:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2004-10-25 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eclair, 2004-10-25 09:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2004-10-25 09:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eclair, 2004-10-25 10:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2004-10-25 10:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eclair, 2004-10-25 10:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2004-10-25 10:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eclair, 2004-10-25 10:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2004-10-25 11:26 pm UTC
Ow! - [info]fuzzytowers, 2004-10-26 12:09 am UTC
Re: Ow! - [info]annabelle_lee, 2004-10-26 06:24 pm UTC
Re: Ow! - [info]fuzzytowers, 2004-10-26 07:31 pm UTC
Re: Ow! - [info]annabelle_lee, 2004-10-26 08:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2004-10-25 08:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2004-10-25 09:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]julia, 2004-10-25 11:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2004-10-26 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]robinterrae, 2004-10-26 02:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]julia, 2004-10-26 03:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrandomlurker, 2004-10-25 10:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-10-25 11:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - cicer, 2004-10-26 01:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vergilsparda, 2004-10-25 09:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eclair, 2004-10-25 09:36 pm UTC
If you're talking about brotherly love... - [info]vergilsparda, 2004-10-25 09:59 pm UTC
Re: If you're talking about brotherly love... - [info]eclair, 2004-10-25 10:03 pm UTC
Re: If you're talking about brotherly love... - [info]vergilsparda, 2004-10-25 11:59 pm UTC
Re: If you're talking about brotherly love... - [info]solelyfictional, 2004-10-26 01:03 am UTC
Re: If you're talking about brotherly love... - [info]vergilsparda, 2004-10-26 01:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mooncalf, 2004-10-25 11:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eclair, 2004-10-25 11:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mooncalf, 2004-10-25 11:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - meshou, 2004-10-26 05:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eclair, 2004-10-26 05:54 am UTC

[info]bubosquared
2004-10-25 08:16 pm UTC (link)
And some people don't even need more than one male character. Yay for crossovers. :D

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[info]phosfate
2004-10-25 07:29 pm UTC (link)
...its disgusting. sure, whatever floats your boat...

Next!

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[info]ashenmote
2004-10-25 10:03 pm UTC (link)
I haven't come across the phrase 'whatever floats your boat' in my english classes, but my observations on the internet suggest that it is used for giving notice of the intention to confide something tremendously dumb and useless in the near future.

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-10-25 10:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-10-25 10:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2004-10-26 09:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-10-27 02:23 am UTC

[info]seppuku
2004-10-25 07:44 pm UTC (link)
Sorry, couldn't pay much attention to the wank, was distracted by the Care Bears rendition of Philadelphia: “Jesus Bear is punishing us with AIDS.”

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[info]jrandomlurker
2004-10-25 07:48 pm UTC (link)
*sporfle!*

We all had a pretty good laugh over that one. "You just didn't share enough!"

And the 'care bear crack' line- priceless.

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(no subject) - [info]ultimate_cin, 2004-10-26 04:24 am UTC

[info]solelyfictional
2004-10-25 08:49 pm UTC (link)
Cheer Bear finally mustard up the guts to go up to her life long friends’ room

It's the typo. I love the typo. And the 'care bear smack'. And it's listed as tragedy. How can something with such brilliantly funny lines be tragic?

I want the care bear smack

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(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2004-10-26 12:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]firebird5, 2004-10-25 08:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jyuu, 2004-10-26 03:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]firebird5, 2004-10-26 03:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2004-10-26 05:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]firebird5, 2004-10-26 05:19 pm UTC
See icon.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2004-10-25 08:01 pm UTC (link)
Bleh.

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[info]solar_type_star
2004-10-25 08:36 pm UTC (link)
Irken pr0n?! Where?

I mean, ahem, is that physically possible? *gets out her copy of Irken Anatomy For Future Human Slaves*

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(no subject) - [info]jrandomlurker, 2004-10-25 10:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]solar_type_star, 2004-10-25 11:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2004-10-26 12:42 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-10-26 05:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isa, 2004-10-28 07:26 pm UTC

[info]xero_sky
2004-10-25 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Yes, they do not have genatalia as we know it. But that's just a minor setback to people who find it appealing.

Let nothing stand in the path of true love.

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-10-25 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]xero_sky, 2004-10-26 12:53 am UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2004-10-26 06:08 pm UTC
Icon love! - [info]khym_chanur, 2004-10-26 02:41 am UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2004-10-26 06:08 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-10-25 10:17 pm UTC (link)
But Irken pr0n is neeeat!

~poor JF-account-less 17-year-old Ketsuban

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(no subject) - [info]beccastareyes, 2004-10-25 11:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-10-26 07:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]julia, 2004-10-26 12:11 am UTC

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(no subject) - [info]solar_type_star, 2004-10-26 12:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2004-10-26 12:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]solar_type_star, 2004-10-26 11:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalle_demos, 2004-10-26 04:25 am UTC

[info]lindentree
2004-10-26 02:40 am UTC (link)
I have to ask, is there a Juris Imprudence law outlining the immense probability that any comment/post/discussion starting with "Why is there so much..." or "What's with all the..." will end in wank? 'Cause seriously, y'all. Every other wank seems to start that way.

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[info]kerikeri
2004-10-26 05:27 am UTC (link)
Oh, come on, like Zim/Dib isn't canon. They're completely obsessed with each other! (Now if only I could find some well-written slash. FF.net has yielded nothing but Evanescence songfics and mpreg so far, and that makes my poor little brain cry.)

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(no subject) - [info]zarla, 2004-10-26 05:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kerikeri, 2004-10-26 06:00 am UTC
(no subject) - mute_button, 2004-10-26 06:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrandomlurker, 2004-10-26 12:22 pm UTC
Whoops, forgot a few... - [info]jrandomlurker, 2004-10-26 12:34 pm UTC
Re: Whoops, forgot a few... - [info]kerikeri, 2004-10-26 03:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]solar_type_star, 2004-10-29 07:29 pm UTC

redwarrior
2004-10-26 06:07 pm UTC (link)
Care-Bear and IZ slash is NOTHING. I had the pleasure once of reading *get this* both Flatland and Pong slash. >3

Funniest thing ever. Nothign better than circles humping circles or Paddle 1, Paddle 2, and The Ball gettin' their freak on. >3

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(no subject) - [info]solar_type_star, 2004-10-27 12:05 am UTC
(no subject) - rachelthedemon, 2004-10-27 08:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]solar_type_star, 2004-10-29 07:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - rachelthedemon, 2004-10-27 08:32 am UTC


 
   
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