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Dana ([info]dana) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-10-26 07:56:00


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Don't shoot Bambi!
Aussies are angry, yes we are. Or so all our major media outlets are telling us.

Over the last few days the news agencies have been going fast and furious with the Delta dumping scandal.

Delta Goodrem, Aussie actress, singer and all out 'national sweetheart' has been dumped by her boyfriend tennis player Mark Philippoussis for Paris Hilton (who does not require any introduction).

I've seen a bit of wank on LJ, but the best has come from the media, last night Channel 7 tracked down Mark's mother who refused to say anything bad about her son, fellow Aussies, wasn't that just a classy example of intrepid reporting?

Treating Delta Goodrem caddishly - if that is what Philippoussis has done - is emerging as a crime on a par with shooting Bambi.

Hi Delta, it's over, I'm off to Paris

The only leading character saying anything publicly is Paris Hilton, the 23-year-old heiress infamous as the star of a porn home movie.


Hilton reportedly declared over the weekend: "I've got a new man … he's so hot. His name is Mark Philippoussis."

a story about the golden girl of pop betrayed by the handsome but broody Philippoussis, who had fallen victim to the mesmerising charms of the bleached and perma-tanned Wicked Witch of West Hollywood, Paris Hilton.

One indignant fan writing on Delta's website wondered how Philippoussis could possibly trade a "sweet, beautiful caring girl" for a "silly rich bimbo who isn't exactly the brightest crayon in the box".

Ah, it's so sweet for them to report the wank online, I don't have to go look (because I'm lazy), but the news was better yesterday.


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[info]panthea
2004-10-26 01:38 am UTC (link)
Don't look at me.

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[info]evieangelique
2004-10-26 01:39 am UTC (link)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :-*

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[info]evieangelique
2004-10-26 01:38 am UTC (link)
Oh, my country. How I love thee for bringing in the wank. I was just waiting for some Delta wank to pop up. *wipes away a tear*

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[info]dana
2004-10-26 01:42 am UTC (link)
But the question is, do you hate Mark and Paris like a good little Australian?

I mean, look at those innocent eyes! hahahahaha

Yeah, I'm loving the media now.

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(no subject) - [info]evieangelique, 2004-10-26 01:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2004-10-26 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evieangelique, 2004-10-26 01:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2004-10-26 01:56 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-10-26 02:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2004-10-26 10:14 am UTC

[info]prettypinkkitty
2004-10-26 01:45 am UTC (link)
Well, at least Paris chose a hot one this time.

Mark Philippoussis...swoooooooooony...

I'm liking the wank this week. It's filled with hot men, which in turn fills my brain with hotter men. Oh dear Lord, what joy this is. *sinks into bath of wank* Although, ew.

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[info]xero_sky
2004-10-26 04:18 am UTC (link)
I've heard it's good for your skin, if you can avoid the corrosive side effects.

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bardiche
2004-10-26 01:45 am UTC (link)
Wow... so catty. I know "A Current Affair" did a report on this particular incident last night, and while I don't remember much of it, I clearly remember the slagging of Paris Hilton.

I reckon that by the time this is over, I'll be very sick of it because the media keeps trying to cram it down my throat. Oh well, I'll enjoy it while I can.

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[info]dana
2004-10-26 01:49 am UTC (link)
It hasn't been this interesting since Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise broke up, and the media was kind to Tom Cruise in comparison to this.

But..heh, it's Paris, the journalists don't really have try too hard to slag her.

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(no subject) - [info]kinneas, 2004-10-26 05:04 am UTC

[info]bloody_vixen
2004-10-26 01:50 am UTC (link)
Mark Phillipoussis

Eheeheheheheheheh...

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(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2004-10-26 01:55 am UTC

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(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2004-10-27 11:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2004-10-26 02:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bloody_vixen, 2004-10-26 02:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]redjackcash, 2004-10-26 03:19 am UTC

[info]fatesarchitect
2004-10-26 02:21 am UTC (link)
"But whether or not Delta has really been ditched for a man-eating Hollywood bitch, that's how the story has played out in the media."

Go, National Nine News, Go!

Why can't we say bitch in US news articles?


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[info]greenling
2004-10-26 02:21 am UTC (link)
...Phillipoupopoussisisiss? *in awe at name*

I'm assuming it's going to be pronounced something ridiculous that ignores half the letters like 'Phi-poose', isn't it.

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(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2004-10-26 02:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2004-10-26 02:37 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-10-26 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-10-27 09:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettypinkkitty, 2004-10-26 03:03 am UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2004-10-26 02:37 am UTC (link)
Well, personally, I was always rooting for the cancer to win...

*cough* Anyway, music tastes aside, I never even had any idea this was going on, cos I don't watch Ch 9 news. SBS sure is letting its standards lag though! All I get is Asian politics and Palestinian kids getting blown up. Not the really important stuff. *goes to complain*

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(no subject) - [info]dana, 2004-10-26 02:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vassilissa, 2004-10-27 11:59 am UTC

[info]pokecheck
2004-10-26 02:42 am UTC (link)
Paris Hilton's just a really skinny celebrity blow-up doll, isn't she.

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[info]squeakytoy
2004-10-26 04:06 am UTC (link)
We're supposed to be angry?

I didn't get that memo.

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(no subject) - bardiche, 2004-10-26 05:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]squeakytoy, 2004-10-26 11:09 am UTC

[info]ultimate_cin
2004-10-26 04:18 am UTC (link)
Enh, Paris'll dump him in about a week anyway...that's a long-term relationship for her....

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(Anonymous)
2004-10-26 04:34 am UTC (link)
Paris is a fucking skank.Delta is one of my favorite singers and is a good person.Paris must DIE.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-10-26 04:42 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-10-26 08:08 am UTC

[info]sahz
2004-10-26 05:24 am UTC (link)
Aah Aussie!media. How I love loathe you.

Was talking with [info]elfy the other day about Aussies at F_W but now's probably the perfect time:

Aussie rollcall!!

*sticks hand up*

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(no subject) - layne, 2004-10-26 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2004-10-26 07:13 am UTC
(no subject) - layne, 2004-10-26 07:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2004-10-26 07:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sahz, 2004-10-26 11:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2004-10-26 11:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2004-10-26 07:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2004-10-26 07:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]diamonde, 2004-10-26 07:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2004-10-26 07:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nights_mistress, 2004-10-26 11:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2004-10-26 11:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sahz, 2004-10-26 11:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sahz, 2004-10-26 12:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]firebad, 2004-10-26 08:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2004-10-26 10:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sahz, 2004-10-26 12:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2004-10-26 02:13 pm UTC
*sticks hand up* - [info]nights_mistress, 2004-10-26 11:25 am UTC
Re: *sticks hand up* - [info]dana, 2004-10-26 11:43 am UTC
Re: *sticks hand up* - [info]nights_mistress, 2004-10-26 12:18 pm UTC
Re: *sticks hand up* - [info]dana, 2004-10-26 12:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deslea, 2004-10-26 02:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vassilissa, 2004-10-27 12:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pirotess, 2004-10-27 02:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sahz, 2004-10-27 05:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]3_dimensions, 2004-10-30 09:11 am UTC

[info]pfeffermuse
2004-10-26 05:44 am UTC (link)
Wouldn't it be easier for Paris to take a hint from Bambi's mom, and put her out of our misery?

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layne
2004-10-26 06:52 am UTC (link)
Over the last few days the news agencies have been going fast and furious with the Delta dumping scandal.

*points to icon*

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(no subject) - [info]garlicbug, 2004-10-26 02:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - layne, 2004-10-27 06:19 am UTC

[info]garlicbug
2004-10-26 02:53 pm UTC (link)
*raises hand*

Though I am naught but a lurker on f_w, I knew Channel Seven would make it here some day! *wipes a patriotic tear from her eye*

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-10-27 02:27 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-10-26 06:13 pm UTC (link)
Mmm...Mark Philippoussis.

How's his hair looking these days?

-josie

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(Anonymous)
2004-10-27 10:52 am UTC (link)
If i have to listen to "out of the blue" one more time, I think i'm going to kill someone.
Hopefully Delta.


Shit, she's like Hilary Duff only mushier.


... I hate Austraila.

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[info]vassilissa
2004-10-27 12:04 pm UTC (link)
Paris Hilton (who does not require any introduction)

It's been the equivalent of a formal introduction.

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[info]prettypinkkitty
2004-10-27 12:49 pm UTC (link)
Well, that was all for naught...

American socialite Paris Hilton has been spotted kissing new lover Mark Philippoussis' tennis rival Andy Roddick. Over the weekend it was reported Australian sports ace Philippoussis had begun dating the hotel heiress and the reality TV star had been declaring she was "head over heels in love". American gossip site Pagesix.Com reports Hilton and American tennis star Roddick - who dated Mandy Moore earlier this year - were "locking lips" at Las Vegas nightspot Light on Sunday. Hilton's publicist Richard Squire has laughed off Hilton's supposed declaration for Philippoussis, saying, "The message from Paris was 'What is this all about?' It was probably just some throw-away comment. Tara Reid went out with Mark and she is a good friend of Paris." - courtesy IMDB.com news.

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[info]marumae
2004-10-27 05:44 pm UTC (link)
HA! Speaking about stealing and national sweet hearts, now you Aussies know how we felt when England STOLE Madonna; we thought-well no ...wait a minute...*nevermind*

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(no subject) - [info]3_dimensions, 2004-10-30 09:13 am UTC


 
   
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