Flashlights and Frottage... as only HP could bring it
*warning: first wank and still laughing, so slight incoherence may be ahead*

Now we already know what a horny calm bunch those in the HP fandom are, (self included), but nothing gets us all worked up like some good Het/Slash bash. Now is no different!

slytherincess was checking out frotting_goodhp and found these rules. Enter reaction wank.

When she found the community wasn't het frottage friendly, the caps lock abuse begins as she rants about sexual stereotypes, eighteen buttplugs?!, how hot het is, and gives us the wonderful quote:

Get a mirror, get a flashlight, introduce yourself to your own effin' vagina, and become friends.

Not too much at the moment, but it's lovely, and knowing us in the fandom... this baby'll grow. *grins*