Meanwhile, in Apt 302...
Over at the GameFAQs message boards, someone asks of Silent Hill 4: The Room:

I got the demo for this game and got to the part where{[[[SPOILERS]]]} spoiler deleted for teh sensiteeeve I don't want to buy the game but want to know what happens. So if anyone could summarize the story and why the guy is locked in the room and who did it I would be very happy. Thanks.

Kinda asinine, considering there are FAQs and walkthroughs on a place called GameFAQs. However, the first response there is a doozy:

why should we tell you if you are saying that the game that we enjoy is not worthy of your xbox?

And it only goes downhill from there, bringing in state test scores (not even SATs, apparently they're all too young), Walter thinking the room is his Mom, a particularly funny screw up in an explanation of the game (don't read if you don't want to be spoiled/confused, or aren't at *least* half-way through yet), and many bouts of an "I've been here longer than you, Nyah!" pissing contest.

And fun was had by all, except for poor Henry, who doesn't have the internet and can't get out of his fucking apartment (and even if he *did* have internet, it'd probably be all haunted anyway. Walter'd probably set naked pictures of himself as the desktop, the freak).