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mister_pointy ([info]mister_pointy) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-10-28 15:42:00
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Leisure Suit Larry Wank
A small, but amusing, bit of Leisure Suit Larry wank from the IGN boards.

It dies out quick, but the sheer immaturity of it makes it worth a look. Judging by the lack of wank stamina, these have to be underachieving teenagers.

Note: No need to summarize. The wank starts right at the top of the board and finishes right at the bottom.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-10-29 12:16 am UTC (link)
[splorfle] It's like the mating call of the wanky gamers. "Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick dick!"

Methinks some folks just haven't grown out of the 'fascination with yer wee wee' stage, yet.

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[info]kinneas
2004-10-29 01:23 am UTC (link)
People grow out of that?

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-10-29 04:49 am UTC (link)
Now that I think about it, probably not. Some of us just come up with more creative nicknames for them when we get older. Didn't you know? Johnny's *much* more sophisticated than Dick could ever be. ;)

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[info]ruuger
2004-10-29 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Some of us just come up with more creative nicknames for them when we get older.

Including such poetic expressions as "Crimson-helmeted Darth Vader of Love" (someone once used it in a discussion about smut fic and made me unable to watch SW with a serious face for quite a while).

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[info]baskinglizard
2004-11-01 07:05 pm UTC (link)
Bwa! *is dead from teh funny*

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[info]mael
2004-10-29 05:09 am UTC (link)
If they do, I've never met any

it is incredibly amusing to see comic fanboys writhe and wriggle to try and avoid mentioning the name Dick in any kind of possibly incriminating conversation...

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Teehee appropriate icon
[info]gaisce
2004-10-29 05:29 am UTC (link)
it is incredibly amusing to see comic fanboys writhe and wriggle to try and avoid mentioning the name Dick in any kind of possibly incriminating conversation...

Especially in conjunction with the words "ruffled tight pants," "elf slippers" and "Boy Wonder."

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Re: Teehee appropriate icon
[info]mael
2004-10-29 05:52 am UTC (link)
Even more appropriate icon! (I have a quasi endless supply, but what can I say... I loves me some Dick)

Especially in conjunction with the words "ruffled tight pants," "elf slippers" and "Boy Wonder."

The most feared combination? The technical nadir of all faux-pas? What they run away screaming from?

Anything involving Bruce and Dick.

Seriously, Wertham fucked an entire generation, made Bruce and Dick gayer than very gay gay and managed to get hugs between the batfamily outlawed. (Note that the bat-writers never fuck with this!)


And it's "hot pants", "pixie boots" and "Toy Wonder", HOR!

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[info]zarla
2004-10-29 01:03 am UTC (link)
God, I feel bad for Al Lowe.
So bad.

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[info]redjackcash
2004-10-29 01:36 am UTC (link)
OH.
MY.
GOD.

ICON LOVE. So much it hurts. Quest for Glory FOHEVAH!

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[info]tagminer
2004-10-29 07:10 am UTC (link)
I too feel adventure gamer nostalgia in that exquisite and clinically painful sense. Also: King's Quest and Gabriel Knight!

Wasn't this wank further down the line an hour or so ago? Did we lose something off the top?

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[info]zarla
2004-10-29 09:13 am UTC (link)
Oh MAN YES I loved King's Quest and woah, yer icon gave me serious flashbacks.
Ah, Cedric. With that extremely high voice. Mwahahahaaa.

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[info]rowan
2004-10-29 10:35 am UTC (link)
Huzzah for oldskool adventure games! Ah, the golden days of Sierra. Before it went to pot.

Yes, KQ8, I'm looking at you... XP

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[info]tyraarane_
2004-10-29 07:05 pm UTC (link)
*joins in the oldskool adventure games love*

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[info]kijikun
2004-11-01 05:07 am UTC (link)
Have you played the remakes of King's Quest from AGD

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[info]zarla
2004-10-29 09:12 am UTC (link)
OH MY GOD YES
Quest for Glory is an inextricable part of my life seriously.
Those games were so great.
I'd make more QFG related icons, but fer some reason my DOS emulator program won't let me take screenshots...otherwise I'd definitely make an Ali Fakir one. Hehehehe.

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mbutterflye
2004-10-30 05:35 am UTC (link)
DOS emulator? Where does one get such a shiny thing? My WinXP won't let my play my favorite QfG and KQ games anymore and..and... T.T Does the emulator come with actual game downloads? O.O

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[info]torakka
2004-10-31 11:56 pm UTC (link)
DOSBox is the only DOS emulator I know of, and a good one it is, too. (Ooh, version 0.62 has been released! I'll have to test Star Control II on it as soon as possible.)

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mbutterflye
2004-11-01 01:22 am UTC (link)
I think I love you. OMG they have Jazz Jackrabbit! *dies* Thank you!

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[info]zarla
2004-11-02 03:48 am UTC (link)
DOSbox is a great emulator yes. There's also Abandon Loader...let's see...aha! Here's an informative page that'll help out WinXP woes fer old dos games. Mwaha.
I've got a bunch of old games on me too now that are kinda hard ta find, like da KQ, SQ, and QFG series (which I think Sierra cracked down on recently) which shouldn't take me long ta send, if ya need em. :D

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mbutterflye
2004-11-02 03:54 am UTC (link)
If you could send me the QFG series, that would rock. I only still have the disc to QFG4, but it messes up a lot and is annoying. I'd love to play the other ones. My email is miragesend@yahoo.com :D :D

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[info]zarla
2004-11-02 06:14 pm UTC (link)
Sure. I bet QFG2 will go through no prob...4 will be a pain.
Heck, I'll put em up in a temp directory fer now.
QFG1
QFG2
QFG3
QFG4
There we go. Tell me when ya've grabbed em all. They may come with some of my saved games attached, but just delete em and move on. Mwehe.
::saved games at weird places::

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mbutterflye
2004-11-02 09:32 pm UTC (link)
Thank you! I've got them all. This is exciting! Now I have something to do while I wait for EQ2 to come out. XD

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[info]kijikun
2004-10-29 02:03 am UTC (link)
The Waffle! Eat the Waffle, hero!

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[info]zarla
2004-10-29 09:13 am UTC (link)
In a syrupy voice, the awful waffle walker tries to butter you up.

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-10-29 02:34 am UTC (link)
...Leisure Suit Larry is not the kind of game I associate with fanwank. c.c;;

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[info]coyote
2004-10-29 04:01 am UTC (link)
Wank, certainly, but in the original sense of the word...

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-10-29 05:43 am UTC (link)
Exactly. XD

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[info]mister_pointy
2004-10-29 05:36 am UTC (link)
The only thing I found hard to believe is how quickly the wank ended.

The last two posts were basically "You're a dickhead" with the witty response being "No, you're the dickhead". And then nothing.

How does that happen? I guess they exhausted their reserve of clever retorts.

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[info]teleute
2004-10-29 12:45 pm UTC (link)
And that's sad, because they didn't even get into "You smell like poo!" "No, you smell like poo!" yet.

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[info]earlessermal
2004-10-29 05:51 am UTC (link)
Oh.. now that's just sad...

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[info]imbrium
2004-10-29 08:21 am UTC (link)
Someone on there has a Jesus: The Freshmaker icon.

That make me happy.

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[info]mister_pointy
2004-10-29 10:43 am UTC (link)
The funniest part was that he was the one bringing the wank.

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[info]vasaris
2004-10-29 10:54 am UTC (link)
Oh, good. I'm not the only one.

*giggles*

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[info]kinneas
2004-10-30 07:09 pm UTC (link)
...So is the comm dead?

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[info]sanguinary
2004-10-30 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Yes. It died on Friday of some strange virus that slowly spread throughout it and then killed it.

But don't worry. I'm sure we'll rise from the dead on Sunday. Maybe with some new kung-fu powers, or something.

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[info]kinneas
2004-10-31 01:41 am UTC (link)
Damn. How am I supposed to spend my sad, lonely Halloween now?

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[info]kijikun
2004-11-01 05:08 am UTC (link)
p0rn?

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[info]redjackcash
2004-10-31 12:39 am UTC (link)
...I was just wondering the same thing.

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[info]oxydosic
2004-11-01 06:59 pm UTC (link)
Dear Lord...i've played all the Leisure Suit Larry Games (except the new one). And the Space Quest games. I love me some old school video game camp. It's so weird to see Larry in the spotlight again.

*feels old*

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[info]kijikun
2004-11-02 12:27 am UTC (link)
It's not even Larry in the game. *sigh and mourns adventure games*

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