Current mood:

Fantastico

the Dark Side of the Wank:
For those of you who are not loyal spoiler whores, this won't mean so much to you, but for we who are, there's a thread on tF.n (yes, the haven of spooge, imagine that!) called Josh the Facts
, and it has TONS of spoilers in it. Whether you believe them are not, it's a fanboy heaven at the moment.

Now, another heavy hitter fanboy, T-Bone himself, has weighed in on the thread. Check out the wangst-filled latest T-Blog.

The general public might not be aware of this but those harbingers of every rumor known to man, TheForce.Net LLC (look it up) under the ownership of Sir Philip "I'm getting too old for this" Wise and the soon-to-be-resigned (whatever that means) Pastor Joshua "King of all Fanboys" Griffin, decided that since news was slow, they'd resort to basically posting any single rumor that comes in, regardless of how silly it may be and without really checking it out.

It wouldn't be a proper wank without counterwank, so response wankage here.

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	jaina 2004-10-31 02:39 am UTC (link)
	God, I love T'Bone. Actually, I love pretty much all the TFN haters, just because their wankage is usually so marvelously snarky. Oh, Star Wars fansite wank, where would we be without you? (Reply to this)

	kinneas 2004-10-31 02:40 am UTC (link)
	I read though "Yoda farting" and clawed out my eyes. (Reply to this)

	adora_spintriae 2004-10-31 02:51 am UTC (link)
	I still can't believe Lucas has fans after the prequels. They made the Ewoks look good. 4.yoda farting would be the most singulary worst thing for these movies. No, the singularly worst thing for these movies is for them to exist. Though Jar Jar Binks on his own would have been a crime against humanity... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kinneas 2004-10-31 03:38 am UTC (link)
	I have absolutely zero problem with Jar Jar Binks. I spend my time hating lame Natalie-Portman-romps through the flower fields while elsewhere EVERYBODY DIES :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kaen 2004-10-31 07:37 am UTC (link)
	Ah, Natalie Portman. I loved her in Léon and Beautiful Girls, but then she got too old to play precocious young girls with a thing for grown men and should really have just stopped. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2004-10-31 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	Good lord, I so totally agree with you. Watching that stupid "the-hills-are-alive-with-the-sound-of-music" scene made me want to throw my raisinets at the screen. Okay, so maybe I did do that, but that's a different story altogether. >.< -anonymouse #1 (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mindset 2004-10-31 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	snerk... I actually did sing "The hills are alive with the sound of music..." in falsetto, followed by "Roll, roll, roll in de hay" (from Young Frankenstein). That scene was missing from the IMAX version of the movie. I was much disappointed. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sesana 2004-10-31 05:56 am UTC (link)
	I still can't believe Lucas has fans after the prequels. They're not over yet. There's a certain wonderful dread about waiting to see how Lucas will screw up the last one. What do I have to do to convince him to hire somebody else to write the script? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Jar Jar; The Abomination, the PORN! stinksap 2004-10-31 12:36 pm UTC (link)
	This is worse; NOT worksafe. http://vicecityworld.free.fr/jarjar-porn/ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	good god.... vinylgrrl 2004-11-01 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	"Revenge of the Sith" OR "I'm REALLY REALLY sorry about the first 2!" I'll still go see it, but purely to covet costumes. (Reply to this)(Parent)