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marylake ([info]marylake) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-10-31 15:57:00
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Ah, IMDb wank in the morning.

If you check out the Garrett Hedlund IMBd message boards, you will see that a surprising number of people claim to know him intimately. The two best and wankiest are these:

"I was an extra on Friday night lights, and while filming, we got close, became friends at first, and things started progressing nicely, and decided to go on a date, a date that would lead back to the place where he was staying while filming. We fooled around abit, and then got 'into it'. ..."

and

"Hey. I know Garrett too. We were friends when he lived in Arizona. We used to play video games at my aunts house. Sometimes he would eat over. But he always wanted pizza. My aunt would prepare all these different and amazing dishes, but garrett would always demand pizza.

'No. I want pizza' Thats how he would say it. ..."

Surprisingly, the wank in the second one is not about how this person claims Garrett Hedlund slept with his/her aunt and how he/she will never forgive him.

No, the wanky thing is the three girls who fight rabidly over which of them Garrett is going to go out for pizza with.

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[info]firebad
2004-10-31 11:28 pm UTC (link)
I dont think it is nice to tell everybody about your sex. it is something privet!

Hello, my vagina resembles a tree which has been designated a weed, and must be removed by the city council.

Or, alternatively: I'm a girl. DON'T LOOK! DON'T LOOK!

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[info]bexistance
2004-10-31 11:39 pm UTC (link)
Hello, my vagina resembles a tree which has been designated a weed, and must be removed by the city council.

Ahaha. Also the chosen food of stick insects.

Vagina: 9 out of 10 well-camouflaged bugs prefer it!

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[info]sahz
2004-11-01 05:20 am UTC (link)
must. resist. icon.

*gives in*

ahhh spidey, my dancing friend.

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[info]tekenduis
2004-11-01 12:06 am UTC (link)
Garrett has already divorced you and married me. Man, that was a quick marriage! Sorry sweety.

My brain just climbed out of my ear and is desperately crawling away. Run, buddy, run!

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[info]prettypinkkitty
2004-11-01 01:17 am UTC (link)
U FAKE U FAKE! In an interview I read Garrett likes BROCCOLI best! u r a loser, u do not know Garrett, eat shit and DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

[/millionth Graham Norton reference]

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[info]sparkle_bitch
2004-11-01 02:42 am UTC (link)
*GETS THE REFERENCE AND DIES LAUGHING*

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-01 03:57 am UTC (link)
*is dead on ground laughing*

You rule.


--fmith on LJ.

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[info]ipomoea
2004-11-01 07:04 am UTC (link)
"Eat shit, Jessica! IT'S CARROT!"

That will never stop being simultaneously hilarious and disturbing.

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[info]arielchan
2004-11-01 07:08 am UTC (link)
rotflmao

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[info]alecto
2004-11-01 09:47 am UTC (link)
*actually gets it for once* Sorry, these resemblences. Scary fangirls. *shudders and branishes the garlic*

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[info]llama_treats
2004-11-01 02:32 am UTC (link)
Am I supposed to know who Garrett Hedlund is? I think I missed the Teenie-Crush-Bus by a couple of decades.

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[info]marylake
2004-11-01 02:54 am UTC (link)
No, for someone this wanked over he's pretty obscure. He's an ex-model now-actor, and he's only been in two movies—he was Patroclus in Troy and Don in Friday Night Lights.

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[info]mister_terrific
2004-11-01 05:11 am UTC (link)
And apparently he either likes pizza or broccoli a great deal.

Mister Terrific
Defender of Fair Play

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[info]restlesshands
2004-11-01 07:23 am UTC (link)
*quietly duct tapes Patrolocus and Achellies together*

OMGtheirloveissocousin-cest!<3

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[info]back_button
2004-11-02 01:20 am UTC (link)
Cousins? Don't make me laugh. Damn you Hollywooooooooood!!!! *gaurds her copy of the Aeneid with her life*

who am I kidding. No one cares about the Romans.

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[info]prettypinkkitty
2004-11-02 05:22 pm UTC (link)
I care about the Romans.

*cuddles Aeneas, dies for twenty pages*

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[info]cpip
2004-11-02 08:54 pm UTC (link)
That's 'cos the Romans are biters. ;)

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-02 09:00 pm UTC (link)
No, they were just good friends. Really good friends. Honestly, I don't see where you people are getting the idea that they were lovers. Just because they slept in the same tent, shared everything (up to including the women they slept with), and spent all their time together, and just because Achilles is absolutely devastated by Patroklus's death and spent a rather long time clinging to Patroklus's corpse and sobbing doesn't mean...

*thinks about it*

Never mind.

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[info]restlesshands
2004-11-02 09:13 pm UTC (link)
*giggles* I mean, freakin' hell....even in the movie, which is such a bastardization....The ONLY time Achilles starts caring about ANYTHING is when Patroklus dies. At which point he FLIPS OUT. Suspect much? Not at alllllll.... *snort*

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[info]marylake
2004-11-02 11:52 pm UTC (link)
I love you for spelling his name with a k instead of a c. Transliterating kappas as k's is my one true love.

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[info]sesana
2004-11-01 06:02 am UTC (link)
I will never again wish to be famous. I will be perfectly happy living an obscure life. The price of fame is clearly batshit crazy fans, and I can do without them.

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[info]kinneas
2004-11-01 07:45 am UTC (link)
Pffft, I can't wait to be President. No, seriously.

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[info]sesana
2004-11-01 05:52 pm UTC (link)
If I didn't break out in a rash at the mention of campaign ads, I would really look forward to this. Imagine the goodies they could find here! It would be the best mud slinging campaign ever.

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[info]bakashinobi
2004-11-01 11:53 am UTC (link)
I like the part where Melabeans, or whatever she calls herself, writes:

"...i will not delete this post because it offends prudent people like yourselves...."

Hey, I'm a prudent person, and it offends me too!

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[info]isbobhereyet
2004-11-01 02:50 pm UTC (link)
Hell, I'm far from prudent and the whole damn thing offended me!

(purely from the level of teh stoopidty, y'see)

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meshou
2004-11-01 08:33 pm UTC (link)
I looked at that icon and thought "Why, it's Hitler the kitten!"

Then I took my pill and the voices went away.

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-03 07:30 pm UTC (link)
I would like to request a wank.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368709/board/nest/1022609

Yours,
The Anonymouse

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-04 02:18 am UTC (link)
*sigh* Report, REPORT a wank. Sorry, translating Mousespeech into English is a bit confusing sometimes.

Yours,
The Anonymouse

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