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Cake or Death? ([info]tempslut) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-03-19 00:36:00


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Somebody call security!
LIEK OMG!!!111 CONAN T0k3d T0 M3!!!111


atkatkwaht.OH.MY.GAAAD. he talked to me. conan christopher o`brien talked to me. i had made a shirt that said conan is magically delicious, with a picture of conan surrounded by hearts on it.


I'd quote more goodness from this journal, but the damn Harry Potter plagarists are preventing me from doing so I'd spoil the rest of the wankiness for you all.


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[info]sajasma
2003-03-19 07:53 am UTC (link)
My eyes! My eyes!

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wizzard
2003-03-19 08:19 am UTC (link)
I feel bad for laughing because she seems harmless but goodness!

so i`m second row, center, like, just about on conans LAP

I guess you couldn't call this random capitalization-it's rare capitalization with intent. I looked at her other entries to make sure she wasn't making fun of herself for getting all teenie over Conan and nope, that's no parody.

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[info]tempslut
2003-03-19 08:28 am UTC (link)
Just FYI, she was one of the obsessed Monkees fans I was talking about earlier. There's a document of when she met Peter Tork somewhere on her website, which is wankalicious in and of itself.

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[info]milkshake
2003-03-19 11:33 am UTC (link)
I actually know this person.

o.O

That's all I really have to say about that.

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[info]tempslut
2003-03-19 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Oh lord.

Offline, you mean?

This I gotta hear.

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[info]backfromspace
2003-03-19 09:48 am UTC (link)
His Lap Is All-Encompassing.

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[info]bohicamouse
2003-03-19 08:28 am UTC (link)
Sounds like he totally wanted to bang you.

Rrrr, those sexy homemade t-shirts. I like the way an incoherent idiot fills 'em out just right.

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[info]darthtall
2003-03-19 10:28 am UTC (link)
*snerk*

What, you mean the t-shirt I made with Viggo's picture and "I'm easy, take me now, Viggo!" on it won't work? Damn.

*molests your icon*

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[info]oxydosic
2003-03-19 03:12 pm UTC (link)
I just had to say, i love that icon. But i don't think Billy is saying 'mmm', more like he's looking at them and going 'oh my god, cover those things!'

*Pushes the girl out of the picture and molests Billy*

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[info]darthtall
2003-03-19 05:46 pm UTC (link)
Heeheehee. I really wish I could find the original picture again. He was still attempting to sign the whatchamadingy, but his hand was *nowhere near* the paper. Like, miles away. Those things have probably got their own gravitational pull.

I like to call it my taking-over-the-world icon. All who see it are paralyzed with laughter. The power of the bosoms COMPELS YOU!

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[info]oxydosic
2003-03-19 06:35 pm UTC (link)
LOL...oh man the Datalounge people would have a field day with that pic. 'Look at the nasty skank trying to seduce Billy! Won't work because he's GAY! GAY, I TELL YOU!!"

Because, you know, liking girls is icky. Anyway, i think turning to see THOSE things shoved in your face would make even a straight woman stare blankly for a few seconds there.

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[info]hugsnkisses
2003-03-19 07:08 pm UTC (link)
You mean you didn't read MsA's entry saying that?

Dude, you missed out!

(I kid you not.)

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[info]oxydosic
2003-03-19 07:24 pm UTC (link)
I should have known she'd say something like that. I missed it, DAMN!

I haven't been keeping up with DL at all lately, i'm quite ashamed. Or i've regained some of my sanity, i don't know which.

Though, that girl does look like one of those chicks who hang out at celeb events hoping to pick up someone famous so they can brag about it to their fellow fans later.

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[info]sagralisse
2003-03-19 05:26 pm UTC (link)
Ha! Some of my friends made an "Exhibitionist Viggo" shirt for him and gave one to him. In honor of his gallery opening, of course. That was a hoot.

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[info]tempslut
2003-03-21 08:40 am UTC (link)
Yes, but the t-shirt was a tiny step up from the first time she saw Conan. Via her blog (which I'm not linking, only because, well, the link's in her userinfo anyway):

"he better fucking shake my hand next time, i swear...
first time i went to see him me&my friends yelled
"we love you conan!" to which he replied
"thank ya goils!" muahaha. oh conan. we also
made him a sign, that said "conan, your epidermus is showing"
and it was glittery and sparkley but the security
guard took it away. we never got it back.*shakes fist*"


Nothin' says lovin' like a glittery, sparkly fansign. Ooh, look! Faeries!

(Oddly enough, AFAIK, she's not a rabid Tori fan.)

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[info]soy_latte
2003-03-19 09:58 am UTC (link)
HOLLAY SHITTAH

I'm going to use that in all of my posts from now on.

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[info]oxydosic
2003-03-19 03:19 pm UTC (link)
Conan O'Brien is sexy? Did i miss a memo somewhere? He looks like a little kid...and not in the molestable Elijah Wood way.

This chick is seriously creepy. If Conan DID do her, she'd probably save the rubber and frame it. Or poke holes in it to have his wuv child. *shudder*

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*Meep!*
[info]sajasma
2003-03-19 06:17 pm UTC (link)
I actually find Conan *cough*kind of sexy*cough*. He's pretty funny and very intelligent. Definitely one of those cases where the personality attracts more than the physical appearance.

I had a big fangirl geek crush on him a few years back. I'd actually look for Late Nite fanfic (oh so few of those, lemme tell ya), including this really weird creepy one where Conan seemed like this Jeckyll/Hide-like figure and killed this woman who was stalking him and slipped him roofies...

Um, I'll, uh, heh heh, stop now.

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Re: *Meep!*
[info]parlance
2003-03-19 06:22 pm UTC (link)
Please don't tell me there's Conan/Andy slash.

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Re: *Meep!*
[info]sajasma
2003-03-19 06:25 pm UTC (link)
Well now there I'd have to draw the LINE!

Well, I haven't exactly been looking around for any more Late Night fics, but god, let's hope not.

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Re: *Meep!*
[info]sajasma
2003-03-19 06:26 pm UTC (link)
Jekyll, not "Jeckyll." God, I suck.

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Speaking of creepy slashy stuff...
[info]purplepopple
2003-03-19 11:16 pm UTC (link)
This might actually be amusing if the user had bothered to format it correctly. Bush/Sadam/Osama OH MY!

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Re: Speaking of creepy slashy stuff...
[info]sajasma
2003-03-19 11:19 pm UTC (link)
ARGH! I hate side scrolling!

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Re: Speaking of creepy slashy stuff...
[info]purplepopple
2003-03-19 11:24 pm UTC (link)
Yeah well stupid people don't understand that ASCII means MUST ENTER LINE BREAKS. The author doesn't have any contact information for me to go "Fix it." but the pairing still amuses me.

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Re: *Meep!*
(Anonymous)
2003-03-20 09:44 am UTC (link)
Um. I've actually written Conan/Andy. But then again I have slashed everything from Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy to Jackass so I have no shame.

*seeks professional help*

~TH

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Re: *Meep!*
[info]oxydosic
2003-03-19 06:47 pm UTC (link)
I didn't mean to insult what you like, he just doesn't do anything for me. I mean, i myself am attracted to some people that would probably make you go 'eww', so i totally respect your right to lust after whoever you like :>

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Re: *Meep!*
[info]sajasma
2003-03-19 07:10 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I wasn't offended at all. I just felt like relieving my soul of a deep, dark, guilty secret that I've been carrying around with me. Sigh. 1 down - 5,689,032 to go!

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Re: *Meep!*
[info]lulinda
2003-03-19 07:17 pm UTC (link)
Nice icon!

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Re: *Meep!*
[info]sajasma
2003-03-19 11:20 pm UTC (link)
Damn straight, plebe-sista! We go the whole damn US covered.

Thank ye.

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Re: *Meep!*
[info]sajasma
2003-03-19 11:20 pm UTC (link)
Or, er, that is, "got"

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[info]cmikhailovic
2003-03-19 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Dude, I shamelessly lust after Conan. Shamelessly! And I would sell someone's kidneys for Conan/Andy slash.

Damn, I just blew my cover, didn't I? HOLLAY SHITTAH snah humminnah blearch!!11!!1

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[info]sajasma
2003-03-19 11:22 pm UTC (link)
HOLLAY SHITTAH snah humminnah blearch!!11!!1

Is that Farsi?

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Too bad...
[info]purplepopple
2003-03-19 11:09 pm UTC (link)
She can't have him. I've already taken him for a friend who wasn't pleased with my selection either.

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[info]kerikeri
2003-03-21 12:53 am UTC (link)
Hee. This post amused me... until I saw her icon. Now I feel dirty. I'm a teenie by association... *buries face in hands and cries*

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