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go to sleep to the rhythm of the war drums ([info]ironymaiden) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-11-09 11:43:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Current music:Life is Like a Boat - Bleach

Sims 2 Wank!
At a lovely Sims 2 site I like to frequent (http://www.modthesims2.com), they have variously things such as some of the first hacked Sims 2 objects, and tons of really neat mods (Twins every time, Abduction every time, etc.)

In the forums, on the Beta Testers board, jtravers88 posts that they have created a Mod that will let Teens WooHoo (Sim name for sex) with other teens, as well as adults and elders. Only problem is that they can't figure out part of the coding and the mod allows children to WooHoo as well. Nevermind that adults and children would be kissing thin air, thanks to height differences (adults tend to make out with teens on their foreheads, teehee), it starts a rather nice little wank about child molestation, lack of morals and how Temporary is the only one with religion on the board.



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[info]kadath
2004-11-09 10:05 pm UTC (link)
"WooHoo?" "WooHoo?" What kind of cutesy kindergarten bullshit is that? "Tee-hee, my Daddy Sim gave my Mommy Sim a 'special hug' and then there was Baby Sim!"

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[info]lykaios
2004-11-09 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Or like when Cartman's mother gave him the talk: "When a man puts his hoo-hoo dilly in a woman's cha cha..."

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2004-11-09 10:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lykaios, 2004-11-09 10:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2004-11-09 10:45 pm UTC

[info]sorchar
2004-11-10 01:25 am UTC (link)
It reminds me of the old Newlywed Game when they talked about "making whoopee." For years as a child I thought sex had something to do with whoopee cushions. >.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-11-10 03:15 am UTC

[info]thewashinator
2004-11-10 04:06 pm UTC (link)
In Sims 1 they referred to it as "Play", which I found infinitely less gag-inducing than WooHoo. I love the game, and have wasted hours and hours on it, but damn, I hate that word. So overly cutesy.

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[info]nekoneko
2004-11-09 10:09 pm UTC (link)
Wait, teens can't WooHoo with other teens?

I guess my poor gay Sims on my friend's game will be sex deprived until they're adults.

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[info]kijikun
2004-11-10 02:12 am UTC (link)
That is werid....teens should be able to woohoo other teens.

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(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2004-11-10 02:17 am UTC

[info]ari_
2004-11-10 06:47 pm UTC (link)
well, they can if you look in the beta-section of that website, there's a hack for it.

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ataniell93
2004-11-09 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Nobody who calls sex WooHoo is old enough to be having it. Period.

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[info]sorchar
2004-11-10 01:23 am UTC (link)
Well, that's what the makers of the game called it. Considering that the little people speak Simlish, a language that includes such pronouncements as "this graw is fredeshay!", "WooHoo" could very well be Simlish for "hot monkey fucking."

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(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2004-11-12 05:32 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-11-10 01:34 am UTC (link)
They had to call it SOMETHING to slip it onto the shelves, considering the only reason anyone buys the game is to organize wild gay debacharie. *coughs* *hides copy behind back*

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(no subject) - [info]belafarinrod, 2004-11-10 02:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2004-11-11 04:01 am UTC

[info]peejee
2004-11-09 10:30 pm UTC (link)
See, the REAL issue is if they hack for child molestation they are going to have to start hacking in Law and Order: Special Victems Unit, which will lead to Criminal Intent, and then they're going to have to put it all on Lifeless Time: Television for Sims.

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[info]sorchar
2004-11-10 01:24 am UTC (link)
Ooh, Sim Christopher Meloni!

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(no subject) - [info]jaina, 2004-11-10 05:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2004-11-10 05:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]peejee, 2004-11-10 04:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2004-11-10 05:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]peejee, 2004-11-10 07:07 pm UTC

[info]restlesshands
2004-11-10 01:49 am UTC (link)
........SIM MUNCH AND FIN! <3

Okay, now I know what I will be doing when I get a copy of the SIMS. SSVU: Sims Special Victims Unit!

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-10 05:15 am UTC (link)
DUDE. Now THAT would be cool.

::wanders off to see if anyone has made Munch skins yet::

-jedilora on LJ

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(no subject) - [info]wakkymse, 2004-11-10 09:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]peejee, 2004-11-10 04:32 pm UTC

[info]lykaios
2004-11-09 10:41 pm UTC (link)
I thought that's why the Sims existed. The children who don't quite measure up, we kill in fun and creative fashions, and then we sell the remains for five Simoleans. We set Mama Sim up with townies who are most certainly not her husband.

They're the Sims. There is no standard of behavior. Why, that's the only standard.

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(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2004-11-10 12:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lykaios, 2004-11-10 12:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2004-11-11 04:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]livviebway, 2004-11-13 03:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lykaios, 2004-11-13 05:15 am UTC

[info]belafarinrod
2004-11-09 11:39 pm UTC (link)
Ohhh, Sims2 stuff. Yayness!

Whu... The wank? Right. Seems pretty dumb, just because the kids can fuck doesn't mean you have to play them like that, ne?

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[info]arielchan
2004-11-10 12:08 am UTC (link)
This is going to prove how twisted I am, but... is there a mod that permits incest? Cuz that would be awesome.

~*Ariel*~

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(no subject) - [info]ironymaiden, 2004-11-10 12:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tyraarane_, 2004-11-10 01:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hinata, 2004-11-10 03:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tyraarane_, 2004-11-10 03:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hinata, 2004-11-10 04:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2004-11-10 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esseilte, 2004-11-10 02:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2004-11-10 03:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2004-11-10 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]xero_sky, 2004-11-10 06:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2004-11-10 03:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]teleute, 2004-11-10 07:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2004-11-10 03:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2004-11-10 06:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2004-11-11 04:45 pm UTC

[info]danceswithelvis
2004-11-10 12:46 am UTC (link)
This is making me want to go reload my Sims...ahh, the fun I had as a Sim serial killer with a bag of poisoned potato chips and the electic shower (Sims on a Stick had super fun mods).

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(no subject) - [info]prettypinkkitty, 2004-11-10 01:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]danceswithelvis, 2004-11-10 01:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]xero_sky, 2004-11-10 06:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]danceswithelvis, 2004-11-10 07:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]danceswithelvis, 2004-11-10 07:37 am UTC
O/T: Icon!
[info]mooncalf
2004-11-10 01:12 am UTC (link)
... I just wanted to let you know that your icon made me jump and glance guiltily down at the longbox full of yaoi doujinshi by my right foot. Ahahah.

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[info]sorchar
2004-11-10 01:25 am UTC (link)
Completely OT, but what sorts of hacks are available at this site? And does it cost anything to register?

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(no subject) - [info]ironymaiden, 2004-11-10 02:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2004-11-10 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2004-11-10 04:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wrenlet, 2004-11-10 06:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2004-11-10 03:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2004-11-10 03:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2004-11-10 03:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2004-11-10 04:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2004-11-10 04:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2004-11-10 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]redjackcash, 2004-11-10 04:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2004-11-10 08:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-11-10 05:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2004-11-10 08:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dwarfjen, 2004-11-10 04:06 pm UTC

[info]isntitironic
2004-11-10 06:12 am UTC (link)
I'd hate to see what would happen if these people took a look at Harry Potter fandom. Asploded heads and brains everywhere.

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[info]elanor_durall
2004-11-10 07:17 am UTC (link)
Did anyone else have a garden gnome sweatshop legitimate business? Those puppies were worth $100 bucks a pop. My sims never went to work. They just lived in a shack with a workbench until their blood, sweat, and tears collected enough interest for the big, shiny mansion.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-11-10 07:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2004-11-10 08:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elanor_durall, 2004-11-11 04:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2004-11-11 07:24 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-11-10 07:25 am UTC (link)
I don't even need to read the wank, the fact that they call sex Woo-fucking-Hoo (no pun intended) in the Sims is enough hilarity for the night.

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dodyskin
2004-11-10 01:28 pm UTC (link)
Where is the wank? :( I can't find it. I looked in this section: http://modthesims2.com/forum_viewforum.php?22.25 but I cannot see owt.

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(no subject) - [info]ironymaiden, 2004-11-10 08:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2004-11-11 07:54 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-11-11 09:24 pm UTC (link)
... You can starve, drown, torture and otherwise debase and abuse children (and anyone else) in this game and yet they're complaining about allowing them to have sex?

*headscratch* 'Kay.

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Sorry, but-- - [info]goblin, 2004-11-12 07:45 pm UTC
Re: Sorry, but-- - (Anonymous), 2004-11-14 05:30 pm UTC

 
   
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