Hail to the Wank
(I'm popping my wank cherry here and am not a member of political_wank, but if this is better suited there, I'll move it. Honestly, though, in my mind the sheer wacky devotion shown by JDR's fans makes the Creatrix a fandom unto herself.)

Now, if you've been a member of Fandom Wank or simply lurked (as I have) for longer than a few months, you're probably aware of Jennifer Diane Reitz and the Olympic swimming pool sized tubs of creamy spooge that make up the Unicorn Jelly forums. And what happened on November 2nd? Oh. That's right. Bush won the election.

JDR and the forum kids are, uh, less than pleased. A topic springs up in nearly every sub-forum wherein people wail and gnash their teeth. A forum devoted entirely to politics is created, and there is wailing and gnashing of teeth. A cartoon featuring questionable draft intelligence and even more questionable artistic skill is drawn by JDR. Some dissent (shockingly enough) is shown at the sweeping brush Ms. Reitz paints young voters with. Some, however, agree readily with JDR's scribble (unshockingly enough) and claim they are ready and willing to pack their bags and flee the tyrannical dictatorship of Amerika.

Enter Big Earl who really, really, REALLY hates JDR's scribble and is disappointed in how spazzy all the forum kiddies are acting. The forum kiddies spazz at Big Earl. Big Earl spazzes back. And the epic of Unicorn Jelly in its quest to become an event horizon of bukkake continues ever onward.

BONUS WHINE: JDR had a mild heart attack in September or so, and after two months of no heavyhanded comic, she lets everybody know that she's recovering. Also that scary death looms everywhere and drawing said heavyhanded comic while doing absolutely nothing else with her life besides sitting at home and watching anime/playing video games was way, way, way too stressful and hard and caused her heart to try to escape her body.

ADDENDUM: JDR "apologizes" to youth for her comic. But only to the ones that voted Kerry. If they voted for Fuhrer Bush they are still DAMNED EVIL WICKED BIGOTED KKKRISTIAN KKKIDS JUST LIKE THEIR BREEDER PARENTS!