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Jen ([info]missandrony) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-11-20 14:24:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Entry tags:anime/manga, fandom failures, flouncing, mary sues don't work that way

If she wanked any harder, the internet would get pregnant.
[info]millyfan, Trigun wanker extraordinaire, begs the members of the 100bullets drabble comm to give her another chance to prove she's not a raving lunatic. Wisely, no one bites. She takes this to mean a winner is her!

Four days later, she announces that All OCs that have sex with canon characters are automatically Mary Sues.

It all goes downhill from there.

ETA: [info]millyfan, apparently some type of masochist, posted the drabble on [info]marysues. You must join the comm to see the crazy. Finally, realizing the situation was hopeless, she deleted her journal, in the vain hope that a wanker by any other name won't be a wanker.

ETA #2: [info]millyfan has returned! She also links to that whiny-ass FW essay. And to think I was looking forward to the future wank where people suss out her future wank identity.




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[info]labyrinthan_elf
2004-11-21 12:48 am UTC (link)
The AOL speak translation killed me.

*is ded*

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[info]gloria_mundi
2004-11-21 01:07 am UTC (link)
Yay, pregnant internet! Whoo!

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O_O
[info]aloysius
2004-11-21 01:11 am UTC (link)
Speechless. Simply speechless.

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[info]snarky_bix
2004-11-21 01:15 am UTC (link)
Wow, this is four times in what, forty days that [info]millyfan makes f_w? Does she get the "Lukewarm Cup of Spooge" award?

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[info]redjackcash
2004-11-21 01:42 am UTC (link)

Alright, so I'll agree I have a bit of an eyebrow raise when hearing about OC characters hooking up with canon characters.

But, dude...it's 100 freakin' words. The character was given a name and beyond that nothing else. It's not like she's then going to bear his child and be his magically powerful and intelligent, beautiful, charming wunderwife forever.

I fail to see the Sue.

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-11-21 01:51 am UTC (link)
Oh, God.
I can't believe I ever thought she was a nice normal person. If she ever wanks all over hated_character I'll have to bitchslap her. --;;

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*prays along* - [info]missandrony, 2004-11-21 08:27 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2004-11-21 03:13 am UTC (link)
Ah, yes. Millyfan. One of the people on marysues who posts hideously uninteresting and badly formatted reports. I didn't know she was crazy to boot.

- HF

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[info]wakuchan
2004-11-21 03:35 am UTC (link)
*sigh* the girl is CRAZY. I give up. And fea- er, mock her.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2004-11-21 04:14 am UTC (link)
man, that scathaperson is filled all up with patience.

Trigun is such a nice cartoon, scary winged guns aside. And Milly is such a nice, sweet character.

Something is askew. Or sommat.

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[info]dawnswalker
2004-11-21 04:42 am UTC (link)
*shellshocked*

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[info]elektra3
2004-11-21 04:43 am UTC (link)
Ah, Millyfan. Let's not forget this wanktastic reply to a review she got. (It's at the very bottom of the page, btw.)

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[info]crickets
2004-11-21 05:11 am UTC (link)
*spams*

BBQTOMATO ?

Also, someone should explain to her that repeated use of '^_^' doesn't help her case.

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-21 05:21 am UTC (link)
She obsesses about Mary Sues over at GAFF too. Not that she's the only one, of course, but aggravating nonetheless.

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(no subject) - [info]snarky_bix, 2004-11-21 05:23 am UTC
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Look!
[info]snarky_bix
2004-11-21 05:22 am UTC (link)
A winnar totallie is she! I made an icon! </ shameless icon h0ring >

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Re: Look! - [info]cleo_lassen, 2004-11-21 08:43 am UTC
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[info]schoenschoen
2004-11-21 05:29 am UTC (link)
Yeah, wouldn't the hundred words be taken up solely by description of the Mary Sue's wonderful hair if it was, in fact, a Mary Sue? Failing to see this, really.

Of course, this isn't surprising. Mary Sue Report on LJ is a virtual swimming pool of spooge these days, so much so that I'm scared to dive in. Apparently, this chick subscribes to the (rather prevelant) school of thought that if it's a) female and b) an original character, that it's automatically c) a Mary Sue.

Gawd, whatever happened to the funny *bad* Mary Sues? (also, since when is *Wolfwood*, of all characters, bishounen? O_o Did I miss a memo again?)

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-11-21 06:17 am UTC (link)
OH FUCK. Again?

I would not cry if someone took a sledgehammer to her computer and beat her with a copy of the Bible till she bled to death. Anything it takes to shut her up.

It would be so tempting to set off the motherlode of all wanks by calling her out for her every stupidity in [info]yaoi, though. Tempting, but I have no real wish to have my ass banned. Ah well. Suck is life.

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[info]dawnswalker
2004-11-21 08:24 am UTC (link)
"This fic WOULD have worked with Midvalley, Milly, or Vash."

Okay, so... Midvalley randomly showing up at Wolfwood's orphanage for a fuck is supposed to be less out of character and contrived than Random Nun OC who works at the orphanage doing so?

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[info]xero_sky
2004-11-21 09:46 am UTC (link)
Making fun of someone's medications for the purpose of a flame isn't funny.

Since when?

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[info]soraphilia
2004-11-21 11:28 am UTC (link)
This post's title would have made me need a new monitor if I'd been drinking something when I read it.

Millyfan is the most Sue-paranoid fan I've ever seen. Who takes those litmus tests seriously, anyway, let uses them on drabbles?

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[info]southbitch
2004-11-21 12:49 pm UTC (link)
What an asshole!

I hate Mary Sues but how can you tell one from a 100-word drabble?

The silly fuck wanted attention and she got it. I guess, she won ::rolls eyes::

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-21 04:15 pm UTC (link)
You know, I'm really starting to think millyfan deserves an own f_w section of her own with the according daily updates.

And so, there'd then be the Four Knights of the Apocalypse: fandom_wank, otf_wank, crystal_wank and millyfan_wank. The Lord speaketh.

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-21 04:30 pm UTC (link)
I'm reminded of this old country song that Bobby Bare does; "The Winner."

"And that makes me THE WINNER!!!!!!"

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[info]ahiru
2004-11-21 04:55 pm UTC (link)
Methinks someone's a leeeetle too Sue-obsessed. By millyfan's Mary Sue standards, writing "Then Wolfwood had sex with RandomFemaleX" would constitute a one-sentence Mary Sue.

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