If she wanked any harder, the internet would get pregnant.
millyfan, Trigun wanker extraordinaire, begs the members of the 100bullets drabble comm to give her another chance to prove she's not a raving lunatic. Wisely, no one bites. She takes this to mean a winner is her!

Four days later, she announces that All OCs that have sex with canon characters are automatically Mary Sues.

It all goes downhill from there.

ETA: millyfan, apparently some type of masochist, posted the drabble on marysues. You must join the comm to see the crazy. Finally, realizing the situation was hopeless, she deleted her journal, in the vain hope that a wanker by any other name won't be a wanker.

ETA #2: millyfan has returned! She also links to that whiny-ass FW essay. And to think I was looking forward to the future wank where people suss out her future wank identity.