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Acaciah ([info]acaciah) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-11-23 05:47:00
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Current mood:*sporfle!*

A Dent in her Wank
Ladies & gentlemen, Tori Amos is a quirky artist, and sometimes, her fans are quirky people. At the dear community celebrating her work, the wank is running deep:

UH HUH, THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

Words cannot describe the wanktasticness of it all. Just read it, even if you're not a Tori fan, you'll appreciate it.


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[info]cjk
2004-11-23 02:17 pm UTC (link)
Brain fizzed out. What EXACTLY are they talking about there? Since I can barely tell Tori Amos' music from Jon Bon Jovi's I wouldn't know if she's Wiccan, Christian, or Greek Orthodox.

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-23 02:20 pm UTC (link)
Circusboy should change his name to circusfreak.

- morhout -

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[info]sahz
2004-11-23 02:24 pm UTC (link)
blah, go lick a bloody tampon.....I don't care anymore.............

Coz I'm really going to take circusboy's opinion seriously after that

*snerk*

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-23 02:32 pm UTC (link)
I long for the good ol' times when you were either a catholic or a protestant and could torch with impunity all devil-spawned heretics of the other side.

And on the topic of witches: when in doubt, burn them! (It's in Monty Python, so it's gotta be legal)

At least religious wanking was exciting in those days (and you could grill sausages!)

- morhout -

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[info]littleshebear
2004-11-23 03:39 pm UTC (link)
I smell troll.

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[info]kannaophelia
2004-11-23 04:11 pm UTC (link)
Has to be. I refuse to believe that anyone could take anything Fiona Horne says seriously. I used to like Def Leppard when I was an impressionable kid, though.</s>

The originally linked post has been denuded of comments. ~sniffle~

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[info]littleshebear
2004-11-23 04:17 pm UTC (link)
I'd never heard of Fiona Horne before but I think I get the picture from goddessfrida's comment: "Fiona Horne is to Witchcraft what Taco Bell is to Mexican cuisine." *cackle* I like that.

*headshake* Deleting your own wank. Trolls these days have no standards.

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[info]kannaophelia
2004-11-23 04:25 pm UTC (link)
She's an Australian ex-pop not-quiteactually quite a long way from being star who progressed to selling sparkly pink boxes with Real Love Spells TM in them. At least the boxes are pretty.

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[info]sparkle_bitch
2004-11-24 02:24 am UTC (link)
when i see those i the new age section of the bookstore i laugh, even a newbie pagan like me knows to stay away from the fluffy bunny crap

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[info]necronomist
2004-11-24 06:35 am UTC (link)
I actually had a used tape by Fiona Horne's old band. One single of theirs called "Something Inside" was getting play on the local alternative station.

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[info]cjk
2004-11-23 07:25 pm UTC (link)
*fangirls your icon*

Now me dead from Eldarion adoration.

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[info]jaig
2004-11-23 04:38 pm UTC (link)
"Because they were ugly"

*sniffles with*

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[info]panthea
2004-11-23 04:41 pm UTC (link)
Express your twatish opinion all you want, but don't knock coke asshole...

Um. Right. Wouldn't want to offend cocaine users.

Frankly, I just wanted to boggle and use my icon.

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[info]smo
2004-11-23 04:49 pm UTC (link)
the faeries are an ancient race from ancient celtic ireland, tori knows this.she interacts with the real elemental beings, the real faeries.not the imaginative things with fairytale wings fluttering about.there is a difference.

...okay then!

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[info]back_button
2004-11-23 05:59 pm UTC (link)
That's funny, because I'm writing my term paper on Celtic fairies and the underworld. I wonder what my professer will think of this knew information I just learned!

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[info]back_button
2004-11-23 06:00 pm UTC (link)
typo entirely on porpoise, I assure you. -_-

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[info]phosfate
2004-11-23 06:44 pm UTC (link)
Bitch, please. Tori's a total poseur. Only Kate Bush has the real elemental powers!

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[info]smo
2004-11-23 07:29 pm UTC (link)
The power of Wuthering Heights compels you!

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[info]llama_treats
2004-11-23 09:10 pm UTC (link)
Will...not...get...song...stuck...in...head...

AAARGH!

Heathcliiiiiiff, it's me, Kathy, come hoooooooome!

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[info]smo
2004-11-23 09:13 pm UTC (link)
XD I just downloaded that one last night. It is teh shiznit.

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[info]llama_treats
2004-11-23 09:27 pm UTC (link)
I probably shouldn't admit this, but if you're looking for a specific Kate Bush song, there's a good chance I have it (and can put it up on yousendit for you).

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[info]nightfish
2004-11-23 10:43 pm UTC (link)
rats, the perfect spot for my Kate Bush icon but I baleeted it.

and there's always Babooshka...

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2004-11-24 03:33 am UTC (link)
No, no! THE SONG OF SOLOMON. Best Kate Bush song ever.

And I'm allowed to love Kate Bush to pieces 'cause I was, uh, named after her. (Thanks, Mom.)

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[info]nightfish
2004-11-24 04:03 am UTC (link)
that's cool. so's the song. I am also kinda partial to Runnin' Up That Hill and Cloudbursting...
*grows nostalgic for 1980's UK music which has nothing to do with this wank*

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[info]chaoscheebs
2004-11-24 12:31 am UTC (link)
Dude! That's on my Pat Benatar set! Which means... Pat Benatar is the source of elemental power, and Kate Bush is channeling her! Yeah! */tinhat*

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[info]cleolinda
2004-11-24 01:03 am UTC (link)
I LOVE THAT SONG.

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[info]sewingmyfish
2004-11-24 04:06 am UTC (link)
But The Bangles can join together to make a giant robot.

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[info]renata_hpjc
2004-11-24 05:12 am UTC (link)
That is the most startling comment to come across halfway down the page and out of context ...

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[info]sewingmyfish
2004-11-24 05:13 am UTC (link)
*bows*

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[info]phosfate
2004-11-24 04:21 pm UTC (link)
*sideways glance*

Touché.

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[info]marlo
2004-11-23 05:29 pm UTC (link)
;_;
it got bahleeted!

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[info]zorayda
2004-11-23 07:03 pm UTC (link)
Aw, nutbunnies. I hate it when I miss the wank.

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[info]semtex
2004-11-24 01:53 am UTC (link)
Gah, I missed it!
Shame on me for actually working today!

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-11-24 07:24 am UTC (link)
Icon love! Orochimaru would so do that, too.

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[info]semtex
2004-11-24 08:32 pm UTC (link)
his tongue iz pastede on yey

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mbutterflye
2004-11-23 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Finally, a legitimate excuse to use this icon!

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[info]nonny_mouse
2004-11-23 10:33 pm UTC (link)
How annoying to miss a wank. Was it funny? Anyone have it saved anywhere?

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[info]bisclavret
2004-11-24 03:56 am UTC (link)
Argh, I wish I could have seen it!

I've been in the Toriphile community (not on LJ, but on @forumz, which produces bucket of spooge at will) for years, and it really is a wanky lot.

One of my favorites from the forumz: don't you know the song "Mary" is about how Tori is communicating psychically with dolphins? This gem of information was offered up a genius who attends some of sort of New Agey school for psychics in California.

For your wanking pleasure... since this wank has gone adios.

And okay, I baited her so I guess I'm a wanker too, but I shall not reveal my identity to you all! Mwahaha.

"Her Native American ancestor are pyschic...paganism, wicca, buddism are Christian enemies because it promotes self rightousness, and finding god in yourself. gosh there's too much to explain, but I'm off to find some literature about the dolphins. I think if you haven't gotten the 'secret' messege, then maybe trying to tell you is silly"

And it just gets worse and worse.

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-24 09:05 am UTC (link)
1) Allusions to dolphins crying belong in tenth-grade poetry. The sort you write with pink ink during study hall. Seriously. The woman gets paid for that shit?


2) The. Fuck? Tori Amos: Clairvoyant Dolphin or something. I guess. Ow.


3) Writing like you're having an epileptic seizure at the keyboard does nothing for your argument, Wanky Dolphin Girl.


4) Dolphins may be the only sea creatures that do wank. Just random eighth-grade-nature-movie fun.


5) I love you. So much. But now I have no sleep.


--funwithrage, technically on vacation or something, but there is no vacation from WANK!

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[info]adora_spintriae
2004-11-24 04:09 am UTC (link)
Awh, its all been baleted.

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[info]marumae
2004-11-24 07:06 pm UTC (link)
Tori Amos fans SCARE ME, then again she does too. Perhaps that's why I like her so much...

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-25 08:44 am UTC (link)
Some of the missing wank can be found at the LJ community toribitchlist.

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-26 03:50 am UTC (link)
Here (http://www.livejournal.com/community/toribitchlist/37931.html) to be specific.

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[info]acaciah
2004-11-26 04:41 am UTC (link)
*hugs anonymouse* Thanks! I spotted teh funney before work and didn't have time to screencap it.

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