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Jetamors ([info]jetamors) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-11-24 12:37:00


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Current mood:Flippant
Entry tags:community: deleterius, fandom: lord of the rings, fanfic, mary sues, outraged mice

Yet another Deleterius wank
*pops wank cherry*

[info]moonfirefae was recently banned from a Yahoo group called Elves-R-Us for trolling, and in celebration of that banning one of the mods wrote a story in which several ERU members whined to various males in Middle-Earth and then had an orgy.

In retaliation, moonfirefae posts the entire fic onto [info]deleterius, uncut and badly formatted, in all of its NC-17 glory. Cuts and formatting are requested. ERU members weigh in.

ETA: BAHLEETED! Tviokh lays down the Ban Stick.

Son of ETA: Saved. Thanks, anonymouse!

ETA 3.0: Moonfirefae pleads her case in this very thread.




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[info]marlo
2004-11-24 08:59 pm UTC (link)
heh. up now,

U GUYZ R H8TRS AND U SUK HAHA REVENGE!!!
vs.
EVERYONE'S GETTING ToS'SED BY MY INTERNET LAWYER

round one, fight!

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[info]pyratejenni
2004-11-24 09:03 pm UTC (link)
Can't wait to see what happens when the offened Yahoo!group folks realize that multiple reports are ignored by the LJ abuse people.

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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2004-11-24 09:42 pm UTC
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[info]ingrid
2004-11-24 09:07 pm UTC (link)
Why is everyone repeatedly complaining about the formatting and lack of LJ cut?

IMHO, that's the least of the problems with this thing. (Not only that, but once one has seen there are five comments on the post, one might want to assume someone else has brought up Your Very Important LJ-Cut request already.)

I really shouldn't have laughed at: What Haldir would REALLY say: "The woman fangirls so loud we could have shot her in the dark."

But I did. *hangs head*

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It Made Me Miss TehWank! - [info]rexdomine, 2004-11-25 01:22 am UTC

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[info]coffee_mug
2004-11-24 09:16 pm UTC (link)
Hector demands to know what the fuck this bitch is smoking!

Seriously, man. From what I read of it, it was weird and bad, but mostly just weird bad.

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Oh, wait a second. I just got it ... duh. - [info]ingrid, 2004-11-24 09:25 pm UTC
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Re: Oh, wait a second. I just got it ... duh. - [info]ingrid, 2004-11-25 03:13 pm UTC
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[info]mistressrenet
2004-11-24 09:42 pm UTC (link)
And to think, I was just sitting here going, "Millyfan wank is boring. Where are the shiny new wanks? There must be Tolkienwank going on somewhere on the Internet..."

And lo, there was!

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[info]thebratqueen
2004-11-24 10:25 pm UTC (link)
Not only did they ban me from "Elves-R-Us"

I'm willing to bet that's a sentence that's never before been uttered in the English language. At least not with any tone of sincerity.

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[info]alina_kalime
2004-11-24 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Ah, there's nothing like badly fulfilling your personal vendettas in a public setting to get some wank going.

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[info]xero_sky
2004-11-24 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Aragorn x Arwen = LOVE. Don't you DARE lust after Aragorn like this.

I imagine that the bulk of LotR fandom must come as a horrible surprise to this person.

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-24 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Oh, mod post! And the wank is deleted. And Jesus Christ Tapdancing?

http://www.livejournal.com/community/deleterius/

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[info]kicklecubicle
2004-11-24 10:59 pm UTC (link)
JEBUS! I leave for like, one hour and I've missed the entire bloody thing. All I saw was Tviokh's smackdown and I wondered..."WTF just happened here?"

I hope someone backed it up :(.

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-24 11:00 pm UTC (link)
Hm, I got it backed up if anyone still wants it.

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-11-25 12:47 am UTC (link)
A powerful Elf Lord who she knew would be mewing like a kitten once she took him in her mouth.

*DIES*

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...*snicker*...BWAHAHAHAHA - [info]marumae, 2004-11-25 02:24 am UTC
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*dies* - [info]prettyveela, 2004-11-28 03:29 am UTC
30, going on 13...
(Anonymous)
2004-11-25 12:52 am UTC (link)
I dunno. I mean, writing silly fics about your friends, for your friends, is kinda fun. When you're 13.

Of course, it's not quite as mature as re-joining a community you've be banned from so you can see what people are saying about you.

I hope these people never breed.

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Re: 30, going on 13... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-25 01:20 am UTC
Re: 30, going on 13... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 09:43 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-11-25 01:30 am UTC (link)
Tviokh, Deleterius and Fandom Wank should all be shot and killed.

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(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2004-11-28 02:42 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 04:24 pm UTC

[info]khym_chanur
2004-11-25 05:04 am UTC (link)
Where's the TOS threat? I can't find it.

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(no subject) - [info]jetamors, 2004-11-25 06:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2004-11-28 04:00 am UTC

[info]wankprophet
2004-11-25 07:55 am UTC (link)
Eesh. Time to summarize again for all you who don't want to read through all this

::deep breath::

Episode 1: The Fandom Phantom Wank

A long long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, some nice elves and hobbits were trying to lead their ordinary lives of singing, drinking, high-faluting, and fighting off the Ultimate EvOl. Little did they suspect that a dark, more horrifying enemy lurked in the outer darkness, a creature capable of twisting and manipulating them in ways more terrible than Morgoth ever dreamed possible....the badfic writers! Looming over the hapless denizens of Middle-Earth. these dark forces masturbated over them, raining down splooge like Luthien's tears. Only stickier. And harder to clean up with a handkerchief.

And soon the land became a horror. The lucky ones were the ones who were rapped by orks and givn bowjobs (which wasn't, scarily enough, a typo) by acne-ridden teenage elfgirls -- not only had the elves never heard of Clearasil, they were completely sure what "acne" was or whether one caught it from groupsex with dwarves. The less-fortunate ones were forced to endure almost-verbatim re-enactments of "Love Story," wherein Frodo always played the Ali McGraw role for some reason....probably because he was good at sweating and moaning without actually having to have sex. Or forced to fall in "love" (for lack of a better word) with each other, leading to all sorts of complicated conversations wherein they couldn't seem to talk except "breathily," which in turn led to an epidemic of laryngitis that never seemed to be chronicled in the badfics for some reason.

So: enter moonfirefae, who managed to get herself banned from some odd little community for trolling. In a moment of genius, she realizes how to get her revenge: she would find a group of random strangers devoted to mocking badfic writers and submit a badfic to mock those mean girls at the other community. Her logic apparently followed the "everybody likes turkey, I'll just gobble and shake my wattles and people will like me" mode of thought, and she seemed quite surprised when the comm members began to baste her.

Then tviokh comes along, declares that this particular bird is too high in fat content, and bans/deletes her. The Fandom Menace becomes the Phantom Menace. Fandom Wank gave a collective sigh of disappointment and started foraging for something new to eat....

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Episode II - [info]wankprophet, 2004-11-25 07:55 am UTC
Re: Episode II - [info]littlebitca, 2004-11-25 09:39 am UTC
Re: Episode II - [info]squib, 2004-11-25 11:45 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 06:10 am UTC
Re: Episode II - (Anonymous), 2004-11-25 12:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ctrlaltdlt, 2004-11-25 07:58 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 02:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2004-11-26 04:07 am UTC
... - [info]ctrlaltdlt, 2004-11-26 05:21 am UTC
... - [info]lindentree, 2004-11-27 08:19 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-11-25 02:07 pm UTC (link)
Huh, maybe there is a reason Deleterius keeps getting trolled? Oh yeah, it's because they suck. They only keep banning people that call them on it because they want to remain happy in their bubble of self entitlement.

Too bad they don't realize that they are ignorant jackassess.

I do pity them, and their obsessive behavior over books and movies.

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(no subject) - [info]alina_kalime, 2004-11-25 02:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-11-25 02:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2004-11-26 10:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-11-25 03:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-11-25 04:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2004-11-25 04:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaig, 2004-11-25 05:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 01:58 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 06:11 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 01:56 am UTC
Okay! - [info]lindentree, 2004-11-26 03:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladysphinx, 2004-11-26 08:51 am UTC
Let's not forget ARROGANT and CONCEITED! - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 08:19 pm UTC
Snacky's Law! Yay! - [info]romana03, 2004-11-26 08:45 pm UTC
... - [info]tiki, 2004-11-26 08:55 pm UTC
Re: Let's not forget ARROGANT and CONCEITED! - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 09:14 pm UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 09:21 pm UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 10:23 pm UTC
... - [info]xero_sky, 2004-11-26 10:58 pm UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 06:33 pm UTC
... - [info]xero_sky, 2004-11-27 08:21 pm UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 03:29 am UTC
... - [info]tviokh, 2004-11-28 06:20 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2005-02-06 12:29 am UTC
Re: Let's not forget ARROGANT and CONCEITED! - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 09:34 pm UTC
Re: Let's not forget ARROGANT and CONCEITED! - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 09:59 pm UTC
Re: Let's not forget ARROGANT and CONCEITED! - [info]ymfaery, 2004-11-26 10:42 pm UTC
Re: Let's not forget ARROGANT and CONCEITED! - [info]pokecheck, 2004-11-26 11:08 pm UTC
Re: Let's not forget ARROGANT and CONCEITED! - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 02:08 am UTC
Re: Let's not forget ARROGANT and CONCEITED! - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 02:28 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 02:29 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 02:45 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 02:50 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 12:57 pm UTC
... - [info]sandiera, 2004-11-27 04:37 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 08:52 pm UTC
... - [info]terminal_frost, 2004-11-28 03:42 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 10:17 pm UTC
*yawn* - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 02:43 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 02:50 am UTC
... - [info]panthea, 2004-11-27 08:54 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 04:33 pm UTC
Re: Let's not forget ARROGANT and CONCEITED! - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 04:21 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 04:29 am UTC
... - [info]ladysphinx, 2004-11-28 05:19 am UTC
Re: Let's not forget ARROGANT and CONCEITED! - [info]gal_montag, 2004-11-27 09:31 am UTC
Re: Let's not forget ARROGANT and CONCEITED! - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 09:38 am UTC
Re: Let's not forget ARROGANT and CONCEITED! - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 11:50 am UTC
Yes, yes we can. - [info]tviokh, 2004-11-28 02:05 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 02:43 am UTC
... - [info]altoidsaddict, 2004-11-28 02:47 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 10:15 pm UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 02:45 am UTC
... - [info]tviokh, 2004-11-28 06:15 am UTC
... - [info]terminal_frost, 2004-11-28 03:50 am UTC
... - [info]crickets, 2004-11-28 05:21 am UTC
Re: Let's not forget ARROGANT and CONCEITED! - [info]loony666, 2004-11-28 04:11 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-29 01:16 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-29 04:27 am UTC
... - [info]loony666, 2004-11-29 04:48 am UTC
Re: Let's not forget ARROGANT and CONCEITED! - [info]crickets, 2004-11-28 05:31 am UTC
HEY GUESS WHAT?! - [info]ladyrogue, 2004-11-29 07:44 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-12-02 03:37 am UTC
Re: Let's not forget ARROGANT and CONCEITED! - (Anonymous), 2004-11-29 08:08 am UTC
Re: Let's not forget ARROGANT and CONCEITED! - (Anonymous), 2004-11-30 01:22 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-30 02:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tviokh, 2004-11-28 01:56 am UTC
MAD LIB TIME!!
[info]kicklecubicle
2004-11-25 02:42 pm UTC (link)
Huh, maybe there is a reason (noun: Place) keeps getting (verb ending in -ed)? Oh yeah, it's because they (verb). They only keep (verb ending in -ing) (plural noun) that call them on it because they want to remain (adjective) in their (noun).

Too bad they don't realize that they are (adjective) (plural noun).

I do (verb) them, and their (adjective) behavior over (plural noun) and (plural noun).

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Re: MAD LIB TIME!! - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-11-25 03:31 pm UTC
Re: MAD LIB TIME!! - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 12:36 am UTC
Re: MAD LIB TIME!! - [info]drhenryjekyll, 2004-11-26 12:42 am UTC
What I'm wondering is...
(Anonymous)
2004-11-25 07:00 pm UTC (link)
villating not only me copyrights by posting the entire thing

...is Artino2 Irish or Martian? Or both? 'Cause that accent...damn.

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Re: What I'm wondering is... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 12:37 am UTC
Re: What I'm wondering is... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 01:57 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 06:09 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 10:37 am UTC
Re: What I'm wondering is... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 10:41 am UTC
... - [info]crickets, 2004-11-28 05:37 am UTC
Re: What I'm wondering is... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 02:29 am UTC
Re: What I'm wondering is... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 10:38 am UTC
... - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2004-11-26 10:44 pm UTC
Re: What I'm wondering is... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 10:43 am UTC
... - [info]kraken_sleeps, 2004-11-26 11:37 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 02:53 am UTC
... - [info]sandiera, 2004-11-27 04:40 am UTC
Re: What I'm wondering is... - [info]lindentree, 2004-11-26 04:01 am UTC
Re: What I'm wondering is... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 10:39 am UTC
... - [info]kraken_sleeps, 2004-11-26 11:38 am UTC
... - [info]jerel, 2004-11-26 07:30 pm UTC
... - [info]kraken_sleeps, 2004-11-29 01:41 pm UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 10:02 pm UTC
Re: What I'm wondering is... - [info]prettyveela, 2004-11-28 04:03 am UTC

[info]kraken_sleeps
2004-11-25 08:56 pm UTC (link)
Damn you all! First interesting wank in my fandom for ages (and I'm a member of Deleterius, whoo) and I WAS WORKING TODAY.

*coughs*

Not seeing any new information here. Members of FW = devils and Members of Deleterius = devils which means [info]kraken_sleeps = Crowley.

I knew it! (explains the Queen tapes in the car...)

Anyway. I like when the mod mentions the lawyer because there's no such thing as copyright infringement going on... Heh.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 02:56 am UTC
(no subject) - kroki_refur, 2004-11-26 09:39 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 10:45 am UTC
... - [info]kraken_sleeps, 2004-11-26 11:13 am UTC
... - [info]kalloway, 2004-11-27 02:35 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 04:38 pm UTC
Do you all even realize...
(Anonymous)
2004-11-26 02:15 am UTC (link)
That the ficlet was written and posted to mock Moonfirefae (Kelli)?

She is the BIGGEST Mary Sue that ever hit LOTR, and we were MOCKING her with that fic.


She thinks she is soooooo KEWL for posting it in Deleterus and now here, and the dumb ass doesn't even realize that everyone is laughing at her....

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Re: Do you all even realize... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 02:27 am UTC
Pffft. - [info]romana03, 2004-11-26 04:46 am UTC
... - [info]pyratejenni, 2004-11-26 06:10 pm UTC
... - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2004-11-26 09:29 pm UTC
Re: Do you all even realize... - [info]lindentree, 2004-11-26 04:03 am UTC
Re: Do you all even realize... - [info]lurker32, 2004-11-26 04:38 am UTC
Back Atcha - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 05:14 am UTC
Re: Do you all even realize... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 06:15 am UTC
Re: Do you all even realize... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 02:33 am UTC
... - [info]winterfalls, 2004-11-27 05:37 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 02:00 am UTC
Re: Do you all even realize... - [info]slackerbitch, 2004-11-26 07:26 am UTC
Re: Do you all even realize... - [info]crickets, 2004-11-28 05:41 am UTC
Re: Do you all even realize... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 09:06 am UTC
Re: Do you all even realize... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 10:49 am UTC
Re: Do you all even realize... - [info]mouseybrown, 2004-11-26 05:27 pm UTC
Re: Do you all even realize... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 02:55 am UTC
... - [info]tiki, 2004-11-27 09:21 pm UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 05:41 am UTC
... - [info]mouseybrown, 2004-11-29 01:32 pm UTC
Re: Do you all even realize... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 02:17 am UTC
Re: Do you all even realize... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 03:02 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 04:37 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 04:43 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 04:55 am UTC
... - [info]loony666, 2004-11-28 04:01 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 10:27 pm UTC
Re: Do you all even realize... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 08:45 pm UTC
Re: Do you all even realize... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 09:41 pm UTC

(Reply from suspended user)
Re: Do you all even realize... - [info]zarla, 2004-11-30 05:12 pm UTC
Moonfirefae is the ULTIMATE Mary Sue Skank
(Anonymous)
2004-11-26 02:30 am UTC (link)
read all of her horrendous mary sue fics:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/90800/

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Re: Moonfirefae is the ULTIMATE Mary Sue Skank - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 02:37 am UTC
Re: Moonfirefae is the ULTIMATE Mary Sue Skank - [info]lindentree, 2004-11-26 04:03 am UTC
Re: Moonfirefae is the ULTIMATE Mary Sue Skank - [info]pyratejenni, 2004-11-26 04:13 am UTC
Re: Moonfirefae is the ULTIMATE Mary Sue Skank - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 06:18 am UTC
Re: Moonfirefae is the ULTIMATE Mary Sue Skank - [info]pyratejenni, 2004-11-26 06:23 am UTC
... - [info]anon_3point5, 2004-11-26 07:13 am UTC
... - [info]pyratejenni, 2004-11-26 06:13 pm UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 03:03 am UTC
... - [info]crickets, 2004-11-28 05:47 am UTC
... - [info]loony666, 2004-11-28 04:02 am UTC
... - [info]pyratejenni, 2004-11-28 05:36 am UTC
Re: Moonfirefae is the ULTIMATE Mary Sue Skank - [info]slackerbitch, 2004-11-26 07:27 am UTC
Re: Moonfirefae is the ULTIMATE Mary Sue Skank - [info]jaig, 2004-11-26 12:30 pm UTC
Re: Moonfirefae is the ULTIMATE Mary Sue Skank - [info]opera142, 2004-11-26 05:34 pm UTC
Re: Moonfirefae is the ULTIMATE Mary Sue Skank - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 02:35 am UTC
... - [info]rachelmap, 2004-11-27 06:59 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 02:53 am UTC
... - [info]pyratejenni, 2004-11-28 07:06 am UTC
... - [info]goldberry, 2004-11-29 10:02 pm UTC
... - [info]silrana, 2004-11-30 05:23 am UTC
Re: Moonfirefae is the ULTIMATE Mary Sue Skank - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 08:35 pm UTC
Re: Moonfirefae is the ULTIMATE Mary Sue Skank - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 05:47 am UTC
And the ERU are Here
[info]lukita
2004-11-26 04:32 am UTC (link)
Good gods, the ERU are still trying to validate their badly written smut.

1. Banning a Mary Sue writer from a list: not interesting.
2. Writing about pity sex with the LoTR cast after banning a Sue writer: hello kettle.
3. Sneaking back into said list to find out what the others said about her: bit obsessive.
4. Vendetta post at deleterius: just mock worthy
5. Showing up to validate themselves: good gods people, give it a rest.

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Re: And the ERU are Here - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 06:16 am UTC
Re: And the ERU are Here - [info]pyratejenni, 2004-11-26 06:25 am UTC
Re: And the ERU are Here - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 02:39 am UTC
Re: And the ERU are Here - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 04:42 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 12:04 pm UTC
Pot, meet kettle - [info]winterfalls, 2004-11-27 05:33 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 06:18 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 12:06 pm UTC

[info]slackerbitch
2004-11-26 07:29 am UTC (link)
N00b question.

Is this the first time that BOTH sides of a wank showed up and made themselves look even worse?

*pets the wank* I need marshmellows to roast.

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(no subject) - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2004-11-26 10:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2004-12-03 10:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2004-11-26 12:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2004-12-03 10:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-11-26 03:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2004-12-03 10:30 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-11-27 12:38 am UTC (link)
All you people do is embarrass yourselves when you act like this. Get your heads out of your asses, and stop sucking so much.

Your families are ashamed of you.

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Well... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 01:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2004-11-27 06:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sandiera, 2004-11-27 06:28 am UTC
... - [info]iczer6, 2004-11-27 09:19 am UTC
... - [info]sandiera, 2004-11-27 09:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2004-11-28 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]waysmeanstonola, 2004-11-28 07:31 am UTC
Not if you're third-generation geek... - [info]altoidsaddict, 2004-11-28 10:23 pm UTC

(Reply from suspended user)
... - [info]eljuno, 2004-11-29 06:06 am UTC



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