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Jetamors (jetamors) wrote in fandom_wank,
@ 2004-11-24 12:37:00

Current mood:	Flippant
Entry tags:	community: deleterius, fandom: lord of the rings, fanfic, mary sues, outraged mice

Yet another Deleterius wank
*pops wank cherry*

moonfirefae was recently banned from a Yahoo group called Elves-R-Us for trolling, and in celebration of that banning one of the mods wrote a story in which several ERU members whined to various males in Middle-Earth and then had an orgy.

In retaliation, moonfirefae posts the entire fic onto deleterius, uncut and badly formatted, in all of its NC-17 glory. Cuts and formatting are requested. ERU members weigh in.

ETA: BAHLEETED! Tviokh lays down the Ban Stick.

Son of ETA: Saved. Thanks, anonymouse!

ETA 3.0: Moonfirefae pleads her case in this very thread.

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I need to make a point
(Anonymous)
2004-11-25 12:01 am UTC (link)

First, I apologize for not cutting this post up more. Yes, I had already chopped it up already, but I guess it wasn't short enough. Yes, it WAS a vendetta post, but I was also hoping the intelligent people here would get a good giggle out of it. I sure did. Also, most people over 35 don't how to do fancy things with computers like LJ cut. I wanted to do it, read the FAQ, but couldn't figure it out. Sorry I didn't ask for help. I didn't mean to upset the moderator so much she deleted my post. I admire what you all do here and was hoping to contribute. I also had to put it on Fanfiction.net first because I don't know how to get it directly off my harddrive. I admit I weasled my way back into the Yahoo group under a false name and lurked to see what the girls were saying about me after I was kicked out, and I found this little gem. Anyway, them's just the facts ma'am.

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	Besides the one on your head? phosfate 2004-11-25 12:11 am UTC (link)
	You've nearly got it. You need to hold that razor just a leeeeeeeeetle closer to your throat. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I need to make a point (Anonymous) 2004-11-25 12:14 am UTC (link)
	i haven't read the wank, and nore do i really intend to. just a small note, Fandom Wank is the last place you try and defend yourself. they'll most likely eat you alive. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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pyratejenni, 2004-11-25 12:20 am UTC

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littlest_lurker, 2004-11-25 02:08 am UTC

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farohji, 2004-11-25 05:49 am UTC

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lindentree, 2004-11-25 04:08 am UTC

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zannechaos, 2004-11-27 10:41 am UTC

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lindentree, 2004-11-27 10:37 pm UTC

	Re: I need to make a point pyratejenni 2004-11-25 12:22 am UTC (link)
	most people over 35 don't know how to do fancy things with computers like LJ cut Speak for yourself. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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kannaophelia, 2004-11-25 03:24 am UTC

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rosalita, 2004-11-25 03:24 am UTC

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crickets, 2004-11-25 07:23 am UTC

Re: I need to make a point - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 09:56 am UTC

Re: I need to make a point - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 07:59 pm UTC

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ashenmote, 2004-11-29 03:46 pm UTC

	Re: I need to make a point franny 2004-11-25 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Also, most people over 35 don't how to do fancy things with computers like LJ cut. Those of us over 35 who aren't fucking idiots do. I myself have been known to do several fancy things like send e-mail, surf the web and use basic HTML tags. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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phosfate, 2004-11-25 12:42 am UTC

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littlebitca, 2004-11-25 09:30 am UTC

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phosfate, 2004-11-26 05:23 am UTC

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the_clansmen, 2004-11-25 01:43 am UTC

Re: I need to make a point - (Anonymous), 2004-11-25 01:54 am UTC

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the_clansmen, 2004-11-25 04:50 am UTC

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crickets, 2004-11-25 07:27 am UTC

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the_clansmen, 2004-11-25 08:44 am UTC

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meryatem, 2004-11-26 06:09 am UTC

	Re: I need to make a point milkshake 2004-11-25 12:29 am UTC (link)
	I would venture to say that most people over 35 don't sneak back onto Yahoo groups to see if people are talking behind their backs and then make vendetta posts in LJ about it. Oh, wait, silly me! There goes that Earth logic again! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Jesus, you're over 35? Yeesh. tiki 2004-11-25 12:30 am UTC (link)
	I admire what you all do here and was hoping to contribute Oh, you've contributed. Very much! And I have a good feeling you'll be contributing again soon. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I need to make a point mrbimble 2004-11-25 12:44 am UTC (link)
	How nice of you to slam everyone over 35 and assume we're all as stupid as you apparently are. Next time, sit down, shut up and take your lumps. You behaved like an idiot and coming here only makes it worse. (Reply to this)(Parent)

Bitch, please.

tviokh
2004-11-25 12:53 am UTC (link)

Also, most people over 35 don't how to do fancy things with computers like LJ cut.

Most people with an IQ higher than their age can figure it out by reading the FAQ.
It's not neurosurgery.
In fact, the FAQ gives step by step instructions for anyone willing to actually read it.

I wanted to do it, read the FAQ, but couldn't figure it out.

....

*headdesk*

I didn't mean to upset the moderator so much she deleted my post.

Forgiveness not forthcoming.
Had you bothered to take two minutes to read the community rules, you'd have known better than to post as you did.
The rules that are in the community info are even restated on the main community page.
I have no patience or tolerance for people who can't be arsed to do such a simple thing.

I admit I weasled my way back into the Yahoo group under a false name and lurked to see what the girls were saying about me after I was kicked out, and I found this little gem.

I've got a tip for you sweetie: Act your fucking age.

I'm a good decade younger than you, and even I call immaturity on this one.
So they kicked you out.
Oh sob and drama.
Move on.
It's just a stupid RPG group, it's not life.

Oh, and on the odd chance that you were wondering, I have no intentions of lifting the ban on your sorry ass.
Feel free to enjoy reading Deleterius, but if I find you've "weasled" your way back in, you'll not be happy about what I'll do.

You've been lucky enough to be given an honor that only...I believe four others who weren't trolls on purpose have: Persona non grata around Deleterius.

Thanks.
Really.
I enjoy cleaning up wanky messes that idiot users leave behind.

If you've got the ability to comprehend any of what I'm saying, you'll not bother to post (anonymously or otherwise) on Deleterius again.

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jerel, 2004-11-26 07:21 pm UTC

	Re: I need to make a point scarah2 2004-11-25 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Hold the phone. The fic was uploaded to ff.net without the author's permission? The mind, she boggles. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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fiatincantatum, 2004-11-25 01:32 am UTC

Re: I need to make a point - (Anonymous), 2004-11-25 02:43 pm UTC

	Re: I need to make a point bitca 2004-11-25 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Read. My. Icon. Bitch. I am over 35, and I have a brain and use it regularly. Obviously, you don't. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I need to make a point pokecheck 2004-11-25 01:28 am UTC (link)
	I admire what you all do here She what? Can we put that into the user info? Fandom_Wank, admirably ~~servicing~~ serving the community through outreach support, no matter how much it hurts. Hurt me, baby. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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xero_sky, 2004-11-25 01:54 am UTC

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pokecheck, 2004-11-25 02:43 am UTC

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xero_sky, 2004-11-25 02:58 am UTC

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phosfate, 2004-11-26 05:31 am UTC

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pokecheck, 2004-11-26 11:04 am UTC

Now's as good a time as any to mention this -

rhi_silverflame, 2004-11-27 01:40 am UTC

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pokecheck, 2004-11-27 05:45 am UTC

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pokecheck, 2004-11-27 05:47 am UTC

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fandom_bitch, 2004-11-28 08:04 am UTC

	Re: I need to make a point mirichan 2004-11-25 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Also, most people over 35 don't how to do fancy things with computers like LJ cut. The fuck? I'm 41... and I can do it with my eyes closed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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24601, 2004-11-25 08:42 am UTC

	Re: I need to make a point naienko 2004-11-25 01:38 am UTC (link)
	Open head, insert brain. THEN open mouth. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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prettypinkkitty, 2004-11-25 02:49 am UTC

Re: I need to make a point - (Anonymous), 2004-12-01 06:43 am UTC

	Re: I need to make a point julia 2004-11-25 01:50 am UTC (link)
	That's fascinating, dear, so are ya gonna keep on babbling or are you going to show us your tits? We demand tits! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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vadalia, 2004-11-25 04:52 am UTC

	Re: I need to make a point adora_spintriae 2004-11-25 01:50 am UTC (link)
	but I was also hoping the intelligent people here would get a good giggle out of it. And yet, exactly the opposite happened. I also had to put it on Fanfiction.net first because I don't know how to get it directly off my harddrive. This just goes to whole new levels of stupid. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Idiot. (Anonymous) 2004-11-25 01:52 am UTC (link)
	Also, most people over 35 don't how to do fancy things with computers like LJ cut News flash! Guess what? You aren't that guy from Memento. I weasled my way back into the Yahoo group under a false name and lurked to see what the girls were saying about me Oh wait, so you're actually about twelve years old? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I need to make a point gal_montag 2004-11-25 02:16 am UTC (link)
	WTF is fancy about an LJ cut? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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rhi_silverflame, 2004-11-25 04:33 am UTC

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gal_montag, 2004-11-27 09:19 am UTC

	Re: I need to make a point (Anonymous) 2004-11-25 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Most people over 35 don't how to do fancy things with computers like LJ cut??? Lady, I know 80+ year old women who can work a computer like a champ. You're an idiot. The end. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I need to make a point romana03 2004-11-25 03:21 am UTC (link)
	I also had to put it on Fanfiction.net first because I don't know how to get it directly off my harddrive. Teh stoopid: it hurts and stings! And that's even if you ignore the rest of that nonsense. boggles (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I need to make a point nights_mistress 2004-11-25 04:26 am UTC (link)
	So...my 44 year old father should just toss in his job as an engineer and go home? Because I can tell you, when I grow up, I wanna be as computer literate as him. Also, why do you care what they have to say about you? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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Re: I need to make a point
blackhat
2004-11-25 06:41 am UTC (link)
Also, most people over 35 don't how to do fancy things with computers like LJ cut.

I'm 40. Gee, I can do fancy things like italics, bold and even

SCROLLING TEXT!

Put 'em together, and . . .

BITCH, PLEASE!
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Re: I need to make a point - iczer6, 2004-11-25 07:02 am UTC

Re: I need to make a point - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 02:55 pm UTC

Re: I need to make a point - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 11:22 pm UTC

Re: I need to make a point - thewashinator, 2004-11-26 06:56 pm UTC

Re: I need to make a point - ladyrogue, 2004-11-29 07:04 am UTC

Re: I need to make a point - crickets, 2004-11-29 12:15 pm UTC

Re: I need to make a point - amasaglajax, 2004-11-29 10:35 pm UTC

Re: I need to make a point - ladyrogue, 2004-11-30 04:20 am UTC

Re: I need to make a point - (Anonymous), 2004-11-25 07:30 am UTC

Re: I need to make a point - winterfox, 2004-11-25 09:06 am UTC

Re: I need to make a point - littlebitca, 2004-11-25 09:24 am UTC

Re: I need to make a point - semtex, 2004-11-27 09:35 am UTC

Re: I need to make a point - semtex, 2004-11-25 09:12 am UTC

You forgot: - semtex, 2004-11-25 09:08 am UTC

Re: You forgot: - (Anonymous), 2004-11-25 03:48 pm UTC

You stupid CUNT!
(Anonymous)
2004-11-25 06:45 am UTC (link)
Don't plead I didn't know how to ask for help!, when you first tried to post. You read the rules and you could have just posted a help post, people would have helped you out, CUNT! My mother is over 60 years old and when she has a question about something on her computer, guess what she does? She asks me for the answer to her question, MORON!
You are nothing more then a MORON and a CUNT!
And you are the weakest link! Goodbye!
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Re: You stupid CUNT! - snacky, 2004-11-25 07:08 am UTC

Re: You stupid CUNT! - mouseybrown, 2004-11-25 01:37 pm UTC

Re: You stupid CUNT! - franny, 2004-11-26 12:20 am UTC

Re: You stupid CUNT! - mouseybrown, 2004-11-26 11:58 am UTC

Re: You stupid CUNT! - mrbimble, 2004-11-25 08:38 am UTC

Re: You stupid --------! - rachelmap, 2004-11-25 11:19 am UTC

Re: You stupid CUNT! - (Anonymous), 2004-11-25 12:46 pm UTC

Re: You stupid CUNT! - gutsy_bunny, 2004-11-25 04:08 pm UTC

Re: You stupid CUNT! - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 02:36 am UTC

Re: You stupid CUNT! - panthea, 2004-11-27 08:36 am UTC

Re: You stupid CUNT! - krazycat, 2004-11-25 06:54 pm UTC

Re: You stupid CUNT! - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 08:28 am UTC

Re: You stupid CUNT! - (Anonymous), 2004-11-29 06:31 am UTC

Re: You stupid CUNT! - phosfate, 2004-11-26 05:20 am UTC

Re: You stupid CUNT! - stubbleglitter, 2004-11-27 10:43 pm UTC

Re: You stupid CUNT! - phosfate, 2004-11-29 04:31 pm UTC

Buh?!
semtex
2004-11-25 08:42 am UTC (link)
most people over 35 don't how to do fancy things with computers like LJ cut.

Oh *snap* I'm in my late 20's & I do things like code web sites! Shit, does this mean the instant I turn 30 all my HTML knowledge will vanish like a fart in the wind? Say it ain't so!

Lady, if the Intarweb is teh confusing for you, maybe you should stay the hell off it!
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Re: I need to make a point - trollprincess, 2004-11-25 05:35 pm UTC

Re: I need to make a point - (Anonymous), 2004-11-25 07:20 pm UTC

Re: I need to make a point - missandrony, 2004-11-25 07:37 pm UTC

Re: I need to make a point - (Anonymous), 2004-11-25 07:42 pm UTC

Re: I need to make a point - (Anonymous), 2004-11-25 08:59 pm UTC

Re: I need to make a point - virago, 2004-11-27 04:19 am UTC

Re: I need to make a point - romana03, 2004-11-25 11:03 pm UTC

Re: I need to make a point - (Anonymous), 2004-11-26 06:04 am UTC

Re: I need to make a point - crickets, 2004-11-28 04:52 am UTC

Re: I need to make a point - ataniell93, 2004-11-27 01:39 am UTC

Re: I need to make a point - (Anonymous), 2004-11-27 03:00 am UTC

Re: I need to make a point - panthea, 2004-11-27 08:45 am UTC

Re: I need to make a point - mirabellawotr, 2004-11-27 07:19 pm UTC

Re: I need to make a point - (Anonymous), 2004-11-28 01:58 am UTC

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