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God, Furries, and Foxtrot?
For some strange reason, the name janusdoa sets off warning bells in my head. Oh wait, could it be for a good reason? Yes! For janusdoa seems to be a troll!

Over at today's Foxtrot feed, instead of the usual whining over whether or not Bill Ahmend is genius or recycling his old material, the comments get hijacked by godisprolife.

Which is where janusdoa shows up, mentioning that God does not exist and that:

"God is pro-death. Check Genesis 19:28 and Exodus 11:5-7. God has a special place in his heart for the senseless slaughter of innocent children."

And then someone with a anthropomorphic icon comments. No fur is safe from the wrath of janusdoa.

Thankfully furrymouse manages to be happily encouraging!

Aw, look at the cute widdle troll! Isn't he so cute? Let's all give him or her attention! Obviously, thier life off-line is sad and pathetic, or they wouldn't feel the need to start trolling online. Perhaps Mommy or daddy wouldn't give them a raise in their allowance... Or, mabye their boss yelled at them at work! Whatever the case, this little troll has come here, to our little group of Foxtrot fans, to attempt to start a flame war and make their depressing life a cheerier one.
*sniff* It's... It's so beautiful, when you think of it. Quick, let's all act offended and start screaming about him or her! Then they can brag about how they 'made fun of a bunch of geeks' and smirk. Or, if we all pretend REALLY hard to be upset, they'll then report the threat to LJdrama.org, and they can brag on THEIR boards about how the troll helped prove, once again, how LJ is filled with drama whores! Wow, what an accomplishment for our little boy or girl! People, let's give him or her a round of applause and help them feel better!

It's only 9am, so this thing may keep rolling. There's plenty of bait including reekrend's "Furries aren't "geeks", they are defective people." that no one has picked up on.

Ah! And there are actually two or three comments regarding the comic. Sorta.

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	fuzzytowers 2004-11-27 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. It takes so little to set them off and wanking! That's amazing. One round of: THOU SHALT NOT SUFFER A FURRY TO LIVE and the rest of them are off and wanking! (Reply to this)

livii
2004-11-27 05:09 pm UTC (link)

janusdoa is pretty fucking hilarious. His/her journal is like this righteous ripping apart of other people, and then right in the subtitle? Satellite is spelled wrong. HAH!

(I love pointing that sort of thing out; makes me smile.)

Not to mention how totally fucking wanky it is to just go off like that in a comic feed over a username, let alone the furry stuff. For fuck's sake.

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	chaimonkey 2004-11-27 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	Not to mention the incorrect use of a semicolon, I do believe. Comma would've done just fine. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	shun_mcdaddy 2004-11-27 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	Honestly... Why does most of the furry fandom gets very defensive when mocked on ther internet? No wonder they get laughed at. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	megmurry 2004-11-27 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	Furries just get mocked more often. If you went into debate or something and replaced "furry" with "anime" you'd get indignant otaku ~~humping your leg~~frothing with righteous indignation, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sarajayechan 2004-11-27 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	Some furries, unfortunately, DO live up to the reputation as whiny little bitches. --;; Which is sad for the saner furries I've known. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wolfsamurai 2004-11-27 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	It's kind of a catch-22 deal. Furries get mocked all the time because they overreact badly. But they overreact badly because they get mocked all the time. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shun_mcdaddy 2004-11-28 05:42 am UTC (link)
	True,I met some that pretty much ignore the childish mocking,because like we all know,it's just the internet. But sadly,some don't and they go on to stupid flame wars such as this. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	baskinglizard 2004-11-27 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	Every day is Whiskey Tango Foxtrot day, except for the days it's Succotash Teabag Finger Uncle day. That day is reserved for the national holidays. Hee! :D (Reply to this)

	dreamtoday 2004-11-27 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	heh heh. i'm pleased to see janusdoa still quotes me in his userinfo. well, mostly i'm ambivalent. as a troll goes, he's rather...not very good at it. (Reply to this)

	reinhardt 2004-11-27 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	Man, here I was completely geared up for some quality grade A troll and all I get is... THIS? The quality of trolls has really gone down in recent years. Why, I remember a time when trolls were actually inflammatory... sigh Those were the days. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Heh. (Anonymous) 2004-11-28 01:30 am UTC (link)
	Dude! I'm totally hearing you, man. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bubosquared 2004-11-28 04:20 am UTC (link)
	I'm just going to quietly and unobtrusively sit here and admire your icon, if you don't mind. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nights_mistress 2004-11-28 05:34 am UTC (link)
	Please excuse me while I fangirl your icon. The Young Ones ws a very important part of my upbringing. That and med students (in my experience) are eerily like Vivien. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nights_mistress 2004-11-28 05:35 am UTC (link)
	*was, rather. Dammit, I hate this keyboard. It's all sticky. Stupid cafe keyboard that is probably full of splooge from people wanking over porn in public. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kinneas 2004-11-28 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	omg viv. No, I'm honestly not sitting here staring at your icon in wonder, I swear. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Say it ain't so! (Anonymous) 2004-11-27 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Liek, OMG!!1! Is jd a closet furry? (Reply to this)

	sarajayechan 2004-11-27 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	God and furries in the same wank...wouldn't that make the internet explode? XD;;; (Reply to this)(Thread)

	No... drhenryjekyll 2004-11-27 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Harry Potter, LOTR, and Star Wars would have to be involved as well, I think. And a touch of anime. The alpha and omega of wank. heavenly light (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: No... sarajayechan 2004-11-27 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	You're right. And many laws would have to be violated all at once. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: No... marylake 2004-11-30 04:32 am UTC (link)
	And the internet lawyers would have to be suing people as a result. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2004-11-28 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	If you don't mind my asking, who is the blue haired man in your icon? And from what series? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sarajayechan 2004-11-28 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Lumiale from Angelique. :3 (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-11-29 01:05 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks! :3 (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bunny 2004-11-27 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	Who is the Troll? janusdoa or godisprolife? I am confused. And who is the bigger wanker - janusdoa for going on and on and on or godisprolife for getting that username and commenting with it? And the furry - random much? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-11-28 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Janusdoa. Godisprolife was a bit stupid to get that username, but they don't seem to be too wanky otherwise. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wolfsamurai 2004-11-27 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	It's things like this that have made me stop reading the comments on comic feeds at all, with a few exceptions (Sluggy, Get Fuzzy, C&H) (Reply to this)

	solelyfictional 2004-11-27 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	Godisprolife seems to be turning up a lot recently. And I'm still reading it as godisprofile. And typing it that was, too. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-11-28 06:19 am UTC (link)
	I am so glad I'm not the only one reading it that away. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	faultypremise 2004-11-27 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	DIES OMFG it's godisprolife.... I haven't seen him involved in wank for awhile. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	livingadream 2004-11-28 12:52 am UTC (link)
	[tangent] Could you take care of this? [/tangent] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	faultypremise 2004-11-28 05:00 am UTC (link)
	Banned. I wasn't home to take care of it earlier. (Reply to this)(Parent)

meshou
2004-11-28 12:44 am UTC (link)

Things I have learned--

1) Two cities that I had always heard hadn't been found did exist, were destroyed, but there is conclusive evidence it was not caused by God.

Because uhh... he was with me! Yeah! God so doesn't do earthquakes. Right? Right.

*hides Old Testiment*

2) Nonexistent entities can be pro or anti stuff.

3)

godisprolife is so not living up to his username potential. Don't be a normal person, dammit! Where's the Jesus/ fetus photos?

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	livingadream 2004-11-28 12:52 am UTC (link)
	Where's the fetus photos? Look at his userpics. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	meshou 2004-11-28 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Eh. He doesn't seem to use them in non-abortion related comms. Hasn't used one in any wank I've seen. Plus the one fetus one? It's just a fetus. No missing limbs or coat hangers or nothin. It's like he's pro-life and active about it, and otherwise polite. Or as polite as you can be and OMG disagree with people on something almost no one entirely agrees on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-11-28 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Exactly. He's as completely unwanky as I can imagine for somebody being strongly pro-life and having that username. It's so disapointing. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2004-11-28 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Some of the people responding are actually kinda funny. I especially like the guy who is talking about the "Internet Guide to Common Troll Species" book. I want one of those. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	calluna 2004-11-28 05:16 am UTC (link)
	Like this one? ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loony666 2004-11-28 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Yay! You're awesome!! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	manic 2004-11-28 11:26 am UTC (link)
	Actually, I found the gratuitous use of Disney icons to be the most disturbing (Reply to this)(Thread)

	plazmah 2004-11-29 02:35 am UTC (link)
	is intrigued by your icon (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	skjeve 2004-11-29 08:46 am UTC (link)
	It is what you think it is. I've seen the full original. Mmm. Kay, moving on beyond my fandom... no really! I'll get there someday. (Reply to this)(Parent)