STAR WARS IZ SATANIC
On the Rotten Tomatoes forum, what is either a dedicated troll or a true nutbar by the name of John B, calls for a boycott of Star Wars.

There are a few comments of 'yeah right, you'll be there on opening night like the rest of us' and 'YES I WILL BOYCOTT', until somebody notices John B.'s sig:

Boycott Star Wars. It is the story of the "rebellion" of Satan and his angels from a Satanic POV.


Then the fun starts. kerrwyvern uses up a month's worth of punctuation supplies in a single sentence:

Can life not have one flipping discussion, can people make one flipping movie, or do one thing and not put some sort of religious twist on it!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

And other people get in the act with stunning displays of maturity:

Hahahahaha! You're a retard!

and/or making pointless leaps of logic from the land of 'movie discussion' to the dread plains of 'political arguement'

Seriously dude. You're an idiot. It is obvious from your religious conspiracy theories that you either voted for, or support Bush.

Others try to use actual logic on John B., but he appears to be wielding some sort of Great Shield of Antilogic, alongside his Sword of Conspiracy Theories +5.

Favourite quote of this thread:

And just so you know... the Wars of Independence were a sham. The Americans lost the war in 1812 but struck a secret deal with the British to share clandestine power. Thus sheeple are motivated by ridiculous loyalities a false constitution and a silly flag when the real power resides in the hands of an unelected trans-atlantic hidden body.


In another thread, John B. expands and explains his 'Star Wars is Satanic' theory.


Anakin Skywalker is supposed to be God's Chosen one...The Christ. He was even concieved immaculately and predicts he can stop people from dying. To the rebels he treacherously betrays them by taking sides with The Emperor.

The Emperor is portrayed from the point of view of those opposing a "tyrant" God. The Empire is supposed to represent the host of heaven, loyal to their master. The Jedi Purge is obviously supposed to allude to the destruction of the Nephilim. Notice how Plo Koon has the signature nephilimic "longhead" and all the jedi look like antediluvian monsters.

Worse of all, Yoda is a green reptilian. Need I elaborate on this?

Luke Skywalker, is well "Luke" the luciferous blonde-haired "Skywalker." It's all too corny when you finally comprehend it all. Leia is our quintessential pagan Goddess, with "Padme" serving as her proto-type "Mother." We even have "thousand year" falcon THAT DESTROYS the Emperor's plans.

I'm sure that there are many many occultic referrences in these movies, and even more certain that George Lucas ("George" "Lucas" no less) did not originate the ideas for the original movie, but instead got them handed to him in the time honored hollywood tradition of ripping off talented writers too poor to fund a law suit. This would go a long way towards explaining why this Emperor's lack of clothing becomes more and more obvious with each movie. Ignore all the auto-biographical religious undertones, and patent dismissal of Hollywood on GL's part. He has a company called "Industrial Lights and Magic" (ILM) (can you say ILluMinati ?) that has almost single-handedly sustained hollywoof for the past 25 years.


Apparently the board members haven't learnt not to take the troll-bait yet, because two more pages of 'discussion' ensues.

Bonus, from the same board: Incomprehensible RPG info written in l33t!