Current mood:

cranky

And ta think I wasn't even lookin' for it . . .
Mkay, lessee . . . it's 4:30 AM so I'm just trying to make this coherent--

This is a community for the sole purpose of highlighting the members' lurid tales of being propositioned by the desperate and lonely over the internet (the entry with an email from a "Don Garner" being the height of hilarity). However, with such a hard-to-define purpose, chances of an off-topic/inappropriate post are very high.

And here's one now!

"well i dont want to be a bitch but whatever i am linking my douche bag entry to what happened in another community that i am a part of" With a beginning like that you know it's not going to be pretty. She links to a post made in the horror_movies community (that's the fandom part of this particular wank) looking for the db_chronicles folks to sympathize/empathize/break out the heavy artillery against Those Who Smacked Her Down And Dared To Question Her Taste And Intelligence.

Instead little_joe (winner of this week's "getting bent out of shape over something hysterically stupid award") jumps on her, then becomes even more irate when the original poster deletes his first (most likely histrionic) comment.

Wank ensues; exit stage left

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aruru
2003-05-28 12:38 pm UTC (link)

Hahahahahah!

Oh man, this wank may be short, but it is oh so very sweet. I mean, as if the wankiness of the OP or little_joe's fit weren't hilarious enough by themselves, there's also this priceless nugget of joy from the very owner of the db_chronicles community:

why the FUCK do people think that just because you don't use proper punctuation in a god damned lj post that you're automaticly a fucking idiot worthy of belittlement? my god people...i'll bet my sweet ass that i could win a grammer bee over them any day and that these fucking grammer nazis are typing out all of their enteries in microsoft word using the little red and green squiggles for a guide before actually posting...LOSERS

As for the "Don Garner" email entry, that was indeed hilarious too. I'm as baffled as the comm members as to how you put a cock into someone's clit.

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	milkshake 2003-05-28 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	i'll bet my sweet ass that i could win a grammer* bee over them any day* Just thought I should emphasize that, since it's too early for me to think of any other witty comments. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aruru 2003-05-28 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	Yup, noticed that too, just thought I'd let everyone else have their cracks at it. Also, grammar bees? The only "bees" schools have around here are for spelling, as far as I know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	soy_latte 2003-05-28 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	I've heard of Geography Bees too. He may be able to with the grammar bee, but definitely not the spelling one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daijinryuu 2003-05-28 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Of course, he'd have to put in an entery first. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chaya 2003-05-28 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	Hee. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	aruru 2003-05-29 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeah, those. My school participated in History, Science, and Geography contests too, except we knew them as "Bowls" rather than "Bees." Then again, I went to a Catholic private school. Maybe it has to do with the anti-plebe mentality or something. ;P (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nevadafighter 2003-05-28 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	As for the "Don Garner" email entry, that was indeed hilarious too. I'm as baffled as the comm members as to how you put a cock into someone's clit. Hey, it might be small enough that he could work it in . . . you never know. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ingrid 2003-05-28 04:07 pm UTC (link)
	Watch a good B-movie instead of pretending the worst one you see is great to maeke yourselves sound like a horror movie afficiendo. Suck Ass. If you want real B-Movie classics check out the 3 foot penis monster near you. Oh, that just made my morning. chuckling (Reply to this)

	snacky 2003-05-28 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	That was sweet! Little Joe was the best: "God, I hope this twat slips in the shower and breaks her neck!!" Um, 'cause she deleted your post? No, not overreacting at all. (Reply to this)(Thread)

redconverse
2003-05-28 08:46 pm UTC (link)

Yes--and he's apparently always like that. If you want a free good time, read his journal. There's a priceless entry in which he took an online test about alcohol, only to give us all the value knowledge that said test was, indeed, "made by some psychotic straitedge fag."

I'd actually be even more amused, if half the time he didn't start ramping it up to "spooky."

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	nevadafighter 2003-05-28 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, with a journal name like "Scum Fuck" I suppose expecting anything more would be pissing in the wind . . . I think if one more thing comes up to add anymore stress to all of this, I am going to put a gun in my mouth. Promise? (Reply to this)(Parent)

schoenschoen
2003-05-28 07:36 pm UTC (link)

Oh, I *love* this one!

workinclaslass
2003-05-27 19:01
i'm really sorry hun, he's a big dumbass sometimes, well..most of the times..from the way he was typing, he seemed outta line to me, so again, i apologize...and thank you for being cool about this..and elephant mouth is someone on your friend's list that had fucked over a bunch of our friends...myself included..

...and all the "But I thought you were my fweind!" wank that follows it! ^^ I especially liked the part where Little Joe told her that she'd cut him deep -- and she responds by saying "Shove it! I could've said you were a no dick shit for brains!"

I want these people on *my* friends list!

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	Let's not forget this iczer6 2003-05-28 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	>>Big Dumbass??? When I have I ever been anything other then a friend to you...your breaking my heart now sara, that cut me deep....>> .... I have nothing to say. Icz (Reply to this)