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Cap'n Red Jack Cash (Misha) ([info]redjackcash) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-11-30 19:13:00


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Jak & Daxter wank! I'm so proud!
Bit of a wee wanklet, but still amusing.

rhyner_san has something to say to gamers who use help guides. Namely, that they SUCK AND ARE UNTRUE FANS OMG!!!!

An adoring public responds.

Mods tell everyone to play nice.

Faloe does not agree. Extra points for bending Godwin's Law the fit the J&D universe (Baron Praxis is the tyrannical dictator and main baddy from Jak II).

Wank happens.

queensimia takes it to her own journal.

Fun for the whole family!


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[info]aruru
2004-12-01 03:23 am UTC (link)
Man, this is great. I love it when fellow gaming nerds get all holier-than-thou about stuff.

Also, your icon is TEH WIN.

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[info]pragmatic
2004-12-01 03:30 am UTC (link)
No, yours is. <3

And I guess I must be an unwashed heathen because I played FF8 with the help of the strategy guide.

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[info]aruru
2004-12-01 03:36 am UTC (link)
Gaav lovers unite! Whee! <3

I guess I must've sullied myself because I've gone from not using guides in my youth to using them now in my ripe old twenties. Nevermind that I don't have the time to be playing as much as I used to, and thus don't want to waste it running around in circles, I've fallen from grace!

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[info]kinneas
2004-12-01 03:35 pm UTC (link)
But pretty game guides are so NICE! I bring by brand new Resident Evil Outbreak guide with me wherever I go because I'm just a tad obsessed at the moment and omg KEVIN I would fuck you in an INSTANT.

In any case, a big "what the fuck" at the above.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2004-12-01 03:41 am UTC (link)
Your motives are clear to me.
I myself get mean at some dipshit once in a while.
The only reason for that really IS to ventilate.


Awhhh, he posts like poetry. <3333

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dearladydisdain
2004-12-01 10:38 am UTC (link)
Rumsfeldian, really.

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[info]seto_fangirl
2004-12-01 03:53 am UTC (link)
**whistles innocently as she hides all the strategy guides and cheat codes she owns for all the games she has**

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[info]iris
2004-12-01 04:14 am UTC (link)
Wow, what an asshat. o_o

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[info]purest_chaos
2004-12-01 04:54 am UTC (link)
.... I was going to post this to i_wank eventually, as I was in the thick of it. Alas, you beat me too it. :p

I did have a good chuckle about being compared to Baron Praxis I gotta admit. *adjusts mod tyrannical dictator hat*

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[info]redjackcash
2004-12-01 05:13 am UTC (link)
Man, that totally cracked me up. OMG UR MODDING, UR SUCH A FUCKIN' PRAXIS!

Hah, I've actually lurked at that community for a while, but for some reason posting this wank made me wanna join.

HALLO DICTATOR!

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[info]bitca
2004-12-01 07:28 pm UTC (link)
*joins your dictatorship*

I've always supported Baron Praxis' your policies!

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[info]purest_chaos
2004-12-02 02:38 am UTC (link)
Welcome aboard to the Krimzon Guard community!

*icon love~!*

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-12-01 07:11 am UTC (link)
"YOU LOSE AT LIFE, INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE."

That so calls for an icon. And OP of that bitty wank needs a beating by e.e cummings. I'm sure Mr. Cummings would be pleased to perform, considering that he's just about rolled in his grave by now.

Gah, stupids is just about ate up this guy. He'd probably have a heart attack to know I had to use strategy guides for Final Fantasy 8 and 9.

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[info]rowan
2004-12-01 08:58 am UTC (link)
Hell, I use strategy guides so I know I don't miss something. Especially for complex games like Final Fantasy (whatever) that have fifty gajillion obscure sidequests.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-12-01 07:20 pm UTC (link)
Amen to that, especially for FF8. Why the hell that game had to be so damn complicated is beyond me. Still...

Must. Get. All. Summons. No. Matter. How. Stupid!

(I just got the FF9 guide for teh pretties since the game was so simple. Mmmm...art.)

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[info]chaos_seahorse
2004-12-04 04:37 am UTC (link)
I do that too. Often, when I try to beat a game (usually a RPG) with no guide, I end up kicking myself when I found out I missed the One and Only Chance to get some uber-rare-awesome item... it's not that I can't do it without the guide, I just don't like to miss things.

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[info]coyotegirl
2004-12-04 12:07 am UTC (link)

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-12-04 10:06 am UTC (link)
[adores, admires, and gratefully steals with credit on the side]

Eeeeee, thank you!

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[info]dawnswalker
2004-12-01 07:34 am UTC (link)
I think someone had a bad experience with a Prima players guide... now those ones, I wouldn't use for toilet paper.

Besides, how else are UNTRUE FANS supposed to get their hands on the artwork and developer interviews (in the case of the "Nintendo Power" guides) without a player's guide?

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vaguely OT question
(Anonymous)
2004-12-01 08:43 am UTC (link)
I've been lurking for a while, and keep noticing references to various laws, but can't figure out what they are.

What is Godwin's Law? Or any of the others, if nobody minds me asking...

-Clawed, lurker anonymouse.

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Re: vaguely OT question
[info]redjackcash
2004-12-01 10:33 am UTC (link)
Everything you ever wanted to know about Godwin's Law but were afraid to ask.

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Re: vaguely OT question
(Anonymous)
2004-12-04 08:59 am UTC (link)
thanks.

<3's at your icon...

~Clawed, lurker anonymouse

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(Anonymous)
2004-12-01 11:33 am UTC (link)
Sigh. Legacy Of Kain wank, tons an' tons of Zelda wank, Devil May Cry wank, now Jak And Daxter wank. All my favorite adventure titles have the stink of wank on them. Has there been Ratchet And Clank wank yet? Please say no. For my sanity. OMGWTF ratchet luvs angela whos this bitch sasha she shud roast in hell!1one! *is ded*

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[info]hylian_shadow
2004-12-01 12:24 pm UTC (link)
Be careful: by asking about a wank, you might accidently summon one.

Wank. It's like a demon, in a way. A demon of splooge.

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[info]iczer6
2004-12-01 10:53 pm UTC (link)
There's LoK wank?

Is it about Kain and Raziel's Twue Love?

Where?


Icz

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[info]purest_chaos
2004-12-02 03:13 am UTC (link)
As far I know the Nosgothic Realm would be full of wank/debates over who has teh cooler theory 'bout the series. I only go there off and on now... The Eidos board might have some too.

I know the last LoK wank I got into was posted to i_wank and that was a few months ago and on lj...

I'm half tempted to go digging for it now.

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(Anonymous)
2004-12-02 03:34 am UTC (link)
All I remember about it was that somebody on some board was complaining about all the squeeing Raziel fangirls.

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[info]purest_chaos
2004-12-02 06:33 am UTC (link)
That was probably it. I still had fun in that one there.

I'd like to see if I can find some fresh wank tho. I can ask my friends who actually frequent the Nosgothic Realm if there has been anything interesting going on flamewar wise. There has got to be something there. There always is.

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[info]kadath
2004-12-02 08:12 pm UTC (link)
In fairness, he was pretty damn hot as a vampire. Y'know, for the whole 2 minutes you got to see him during the opening movie. Then he turned into the King of the Whiny Goth Liches.

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[info]kadath
2004-12-02 08:12 pm UTC (link)
I'm half tempted to go digging for it now.

Would you please? I'd like to see it.

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(Anonymous)
2004-12-01 02:33 pm UTC (link)
There should be a fandom-specific version of Godwin's Law for comparisons to the Bad Guys in your canon. Especially if the argument has nothing to do with canon, but is simply an argument on a random subject between people who happen to be in the same fandom.

londonkds (http://www.livejournal.com/users/londonkds) on LJ

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[info]jedilora
2004-12-04 10:46 pm UTC (link)
Another corollary perhaps?

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[info]bitca
2004-12-01 07:06 pm UTC (link)
*goes and steals my Jak icon from my LJ to reply*

We have a guide. We use it when we need it. Which means my husband plays, and I read the guide and tell him what he is missing before he throws the controller across the room or out the window.

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[info]zarla
2004-12-02 05:07 am UTC (link)
Darn it, I see Precursors and Precursors Legacy and all I can think of is Starcontrol II. I AM SO BEHIND.

I carry around an old Super Metroid strategy guide. I love it so. Then again, I got it after I beat the game the first time just cause I love Samus the art in it and stuff.

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