I Am Related to the King of Kings! Look on my works, ye mighty, and ... fangirl me!
Fandom_Wank, meet The "Countess" Justine Baker: Actress, Poet, Film-maker, Theoretical Mathematician and Philosopher, Descendant of Kings and Queens and Other Royal Types!

This woman is her own fandom.

She first shows her face in a thread at the IMDb board for Alexander, where she lets three people the world know that Oliver Stone sure is one director she'd never work with. Especially given her incredible IMDb acting resume consisting of such stellar roles as 'Flower the Prostitute' and 'Uncredited Wedding Guest'. He just isn't affording her "ancestor" the respect he deserves, dammit!

Then there is her biography, in which we learn that: Her IQ cannot be charted! She was a published poet in the 6th grade! She was invited to a dinner with George Bush! She is Related To Everybody in Hollywood!

EXHIBIT A: Her personal website , where we are informed, repeatedly, of her Genius in All Things.

EXHIBIT B: Her genealogy. Am I eligible to gain an official title? Yes. What? To Be Determined and by which country I choose and recognizes such..

Dude, we'd better all hop on her train right now. This woman is going places.

Erm.

EDIT: Geocities (Webhost of Kings!) has exceeded its bandwidth. But there's some more of her Crazeh here, here, and here. The last includes her looong list of plebian Day-Jobs. *nod*