Lost in transalation....
Because let's face it, Lost hasn't had enough wank yet...

Over on castaways, a community for the TV series Lost, lostindomseyes posts her theory on the latest episode (If you haven't seen the ep and don't want to be spoiled, don't look). Badly. With poor spelling and lots of abbreviations. People ask her to please try to use proper english.

indomseyes takes great exception to this.


man ppl how do u survive on the net? ok let me help u. ab mean about. w/ means with like mcd's puts w/o meaning with out. ummanything else u didnt understand?ppl means people. its really not that hard. n to be honest im not the best speller n i got better things to do then spend hours typing so im ganna keep on spelling this way. besides it just a habbit.

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if u all just asked nicely for me to spell things out i would have. there is no reason.. no fucking reaosn what so ever to get shitty. n i dont see whats wrong with doing things the easy way. like i said before if u dont like the shorthand dont fucking write shorthand and dont read my post easy as that. oo ya u dont like things easy my bad. i am a human being. we all have a flaws we all do thing diffrently n there is no reason ot treat ppl like shit bc of it. if u dont like the way they do things than y dont u learn somthing call maners and ask them politly to do it that way. if they dont then just leave them alone n ur shallow closeminded hypocrtical asses can continue to do things ur way. u dont have to be so god damn rude ab nothing.



20 minutes later she makes a new post which starts out like this:

a lil bit of a spoiler from last nites lost. lil means little. ab means about. bc means because. w/ means with. nite means night sum means some. any questions? anyone else wanna jump down my throat?

Wow, who would see wank coming from that? Apparently since she provided a slacker to english dictionary this time she expects no one to have a problem with her atrocious writing. Wrong! Once again, people ask her to speak english.


omfg what is with everyone snappin n making a big deal ab... A B O U T it. really its not that hard. jeeze i was just sayin how u r all snappin n i posted here think this was a friendly sit e n then sumoen says it is but so far not one person has proved to me it is. ur all snapping n over pointless things if ur gana bithc ABOUT sumthing make sure its sumthing worth my time like me cursing up a strom or me spoiling sumthing or me sleeping with ur husband for christ sake!!

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i'm not getting shitty but if it makes u dizzy just dont read it bc.. because truth be otl dim not a greta speller i was NEVER good in school unlike you i guess AND i dont think people should snap over sumone spelling the way they do but they should snap over sumthing thats worth it. i dont need high school drama n ppl are picking on me for my age but atleast i am still old enough to be in high school n im not even starting the drama for christ sake. last i checked u r supposed ot be nice to kind ppl not sanp at them n be completely rude to them for sumthing so harmless! i do things my way n i dont intend to change. if any of you dont like it then dont read the things i post. n stop being hypacritical. like none of you have spell shit wrong before. i', sorry maybe it's a terrible thing but my british family ahs raised me to have a thing called manners and i dont have patients for those that r rude.

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oh ya n for the older people or non american people. if you dont understand what i write then just ask dont snap at me for somethign harmless. i did somethig that is last i checked "cool' to do on the net so if anyone doesnt like it or is haveing that much trouble with it why even bother with the net or with people you cnat understnad atleast? like i said all you have to do is NICELY ask what i mean not get shitty. got it people?


There's more, but..bleh. Look at it yourselves. Most everyone was pretty damn patient with her if you ask me.

Oh, and don't miss the post in her journal where she complains how much people who expect her to speak proper english suck.

EDIT: I now declare this my most successful wank EVAH!! *throws confetti*