Accidents of Birth
Well, it looks the Countess has a cousin. Another poster on IMDb claims to be a descendant of a famous person, in this case, T.E. Lawrence.

The amusement level of this discussion comes not from the OP, but from mdl5000 who keeps wanking with longer and longer posts telling oh_grand_whitey why he can't possibly be related to Lawrence.

And, of course, this wank wouldn't be complete without an Alexander the Great reference.

ETC: Thanks to -mourhout- for pointing out my error.