FEAR THE COCK!
Earlier today, Colin Farrell's cock took over Livejournal.

(What? His dick's a fandom in itself, I'm sure. Heck, he's certainly a big enough fan of it for the rest of us.)

So. Some enterprising soul went and took screencaps of Tigerland, or, more specifically, COLIN FARRELL'S COCK. (Do I really need to mention that this post, in particular, is NOT WORK SAFE?) Witness pages upon pages of "eeew!" comments from people who, sigh, apparently think uncircumcised = teh ick. Witness other comments along the lines of, "WTF is wrong with you people?"

A couple threads spawned amusing quotes, and, well, I'm sure we all know where this is going. The friendly denizens of metaquotes, LJ version, are never averse to bringing the wank... appropriately enough in this particular instance.

The first post, containing the memorable phrase "jewish in their pants", features the quote-ee, lakepollock, wanking left and right about how all women prefer cut men, all men are shallow vapid bitches, it's SO HARD to keep an uncut dick clean, and if she has to shave her legs and her pits then men should have to cut off their foreskins! (Frankly, I'd like to know who's holding the gun to her head razor to her legs.)

Somehow, it all comes back to female circumcision.

The second metaquotes post features significantly less wank, but it does include an exchange that, at least for today, WINS AT THE INTARWEB:

"( Cut FOR THE CHILDREN )
...perhaps if it had been, then there would not be controversy regarding it..."
"From now on I'm going to say lj-circumcised."

Meanwhile, I'm just sitting here figuring out how I can lure that cock home to me.