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liebestod (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} liebestod) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2004-12-08 08:01:00 |
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Countess, meet your Prince Alarming
If you are a SWF, freakishly thin, with unusual hair color and pretensions of royalty, consider becoming the bride in Christ of Jeffrey Paul Rose. Since the unfortunate kidnapping of Ericka Ashley Visconte Hohenzollern-Sigmaringen, Princess of Romania, the position seems to be open.
It seems that in addition to being an American college student, Ericka is an heiress of the House of Caradja, only child of Lady Ana (a Romanian embassy official) and Nicholas (a CIA agent), is a pretender to the throne of Romania. Her alluring vitals:
Name: VISCONTE, Ericka Ashley
Date of Birth: 12 September 1984
Place of Birth: Unknown (possibly Rochester, NY, USA)
Height: 5'10" (178cm)
Weight: 95-105 lbs (43-47 kilos) ; thin bones; ring finger: size 4
Hair: White-blond(e) [natural "strawberry" highlights (slight)]
Need I mention, after providing these personal statistics, that Ericka is also fictional? This inconvenient fact has done nothing to dampen Jeffrey's very honorable ardor:
Jeffrey's true and Christian love has been gushing forth in torrents all over the Web and Usenet for the past several years. Jeffrey doesn't just spam, he spams macaronically, sometimes in a combination of English, Romanian, and Latin, to the most unlikely places (Fiber Arts Discussion Board? The Swiss Sports Portal?) So hermetically sealed is Jeff's world that it's nearly impossible to figure out where the wacky all started. Nearly, but not impossible.
First clue is in the epic chat transcript ascribed to Holly, who is, confusingly, the princess's lady's made, but also apparently an ordinary person with the handle Anastacia. Holly is from Ireland and so, naturally, types with an Irish brogue (warning: keep eye drops handy, it burns). Second clue is in this online diary post.
Yes, this seems to be a case of Ultima Online gone terribly, horribly wrong. More wrong than it is already, even. Anyone out there want to put me and Jeffrey out of our misery and confirm this? Anyone want to send the poor boy a Translyvanian cookie?
If you are a SWF, freakishly thin, with unusual hair color and pretensions of royalty, consider becoming the bride in Christ of Jeffrey Paul Rose. Since the unfortunate kidnapping of Ericka Ashley Visconte Hohenzollern-Sigmaringen, Princess of Romania, the position seems to be open.
It seems that in addition to being an American college student, Ericka is an heiress of the House of Caradja, only child of Lady Ana (a Romanian embassy official) and Nicholas (a CIA agent), is a pretender to the throne of Romania. Her alluring vitals:
Name: VISCONTE, Ericka Ashley
Date of Birth: 12 September 1984
Place of Birth: Unknown (possibly Rochester, NY, USA)
Height: 5'10" (178cm)
Weight: 95-105 lbs (43-47 kilos) ; thin bones; ring finger: size 4
Hair: White-blond(e) [natural "strawberry" highlights (slight)]
Need I mention, after providing these personal statistics, that Ericka is also fictional? This inconvenient fact has done nothing to dampen Jeffrey's very honorable ardor:
Jeffrey's true and Christian love has been gushing forth in torrents all over the Web and Usenet for the past several years. Jeffrey doesn't just spam, he spams macaronically, sometimes in a combination of English, Romanian, and Latin, to the most unlikely places (Fiber Arts Discussion Board? The Swiss Sports Portal?) So hermetically sealed is Jeff's world that it's nearly impossible to figure out where the wacky all started. Nearly, but not impossible.
First clue is in the epic chat transcript ascribed to Holly, who is, confusingly, the princess's lady's made, but also apparently an ordinary person with the handle Anastacia. Holly is from Ireland and so, naturally, types with an Irish brogue (warning: keep eye drops handy, it burns). Second clue is in this online diary post.
Yes, this seems to be a case of Ultima Online gone terribly, horribly wrong. More wrong than it is already, even. Anyone out there want to put me and Jeffrey out of our misery and confirm this? Anyone want to send the poor boy a Translyvanian cookie?
