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sutaretagaisce ([info]gaisce) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-12-16 10:44:00


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Current mood:Flippant

You are interrogating the text from the wrong perspective!
Since [info]fanficrantsis having a spate of snitty commentary from people who want to wank, those that want to whine about the pitfalls of OOC fanfiction are finding new places to stick their rants. One of them being [info]scans_daily, which is basically a place to post comic scans and laugh at the crack, bad touching and some such. Enter mightygodking whose header post writes "Thoughts on Bat-slash, from a purist." Can you hear the warning signs go off yet? Basically it's a long justification of how OOC Batman slash would be with the final paragraph reading: "I say this not to be a spoilsport, because I understand fully that posting scans where comic artists have perhaps somewhat inappropriately placed Bruce's hand and suchlike is fun, and well and good to that (even if it is sorta the grownup equivalent of asking a girl in the schoolyard to look down her shirt and spell "attic"). I say this merely to preface three scans from the end of Gotham Knights #17, which really rocked me when I read them, and I would hope that others would approach this scene with the same sense of gravitas that I felt compelled to have when reading it - both because I understand quite fully that the scene COULD be re-interpreted from a slash viewpoint, and because I think the quality of the writing here - the adroitness with which Devin Grayson illustrates Bruce's need to both express how important Dick is to him and how scared Bruce is of doing that - deserves a straight (no pun intended) read." Then comes the scan. Included are arguments on the definition of slash, arguments on how much back story can be given to be in character and lots of people on both sides of the fence. Of course the beauty of [info]scans_daily is the first comment after this was: "Well, it's not a marriage license, but... Aw. Bat love."



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FWIW
(Anonymous)
2004-12-16 11:26 pm UTC (link)
There were three versions of this wank submitted - this one was first in the que by a few minutes.

2004-12-16 16:03:17 llama_treats Slash is in the eye of the beh
2004-12-16 15:56:24 ladysorka [No Subject]

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Re: FWIW
[info]llama_treats
2004-12-16 11:35 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, and anyone should care because...?

[insert comment about how I'm being repressed or something else assinine here to make the anon happy]

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Is this you not caring? - (Anonymous), 2004-12-17 12:09 am UTC
Re: Is this you not caring? - dodyskin, 2004-12-17 12:35 am UTC
Re: Is this you not comprehending? - [info]llama_treats, 2004-12-17 12:37 am UTC
Re: Is this you not comprehending? - [info]funkyhelix, 2004-12-17 12:40 am UTC
Re: Is this you not comprehending? - [info]llama_treats, 2004-12-17 12:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]funkyhelix, 2004-12-17 12:58 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-12-17 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]funkyhelix, 2004-12-17 01:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]glomobius, 2004-12-17 08:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]funkyhelix, 2004-12-17 08:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]glomobius, 2004-12-17 08:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2004-12-17 07:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2004-12-18 05:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]goblin, 2004-12-18 05:36 am UTC
Re: FWIW
[info]snacky
2004-12-17 12:31 am UTC (link)
How do you know what the queue looked like, anon?

Just curious.

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(no subject) - [info]funkyhelix, 2004-12-17 12:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]xero_sky, 2004-12-17 01:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]funkyhelix, 2004-12-17 01:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]heddychaa, 2004-12-17 07:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2004-12-17 03:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2004-12-17 04:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2004-12-17 05:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2004-12-17 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aloysius, 2004-12-17 01:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]funkyhelix, 2004-12-17 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aloysius, 2004-12-17 01:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]funkyhelix, 2004-12-17 01:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elfy, 2004-12-17 01:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funkyhelix, 2004-12-17 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-12-17 05:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2004-12-17 07:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2004-12-17 07:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-12-17 07:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2004-12-17 08:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-12-17 08:11 pm UTC
Re: FWIW
[info]gaisce
2004-12-17 09:11 am UTC (link)
As long as people point and laugh at the stupid I'm happy.

*slips bribe for job well done*

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(Anonymous)
2004-12-16 11:36 pm UTC (link)
*laughs!* I just saw that wank this morning, and all I could think was 'wow, this is going to get messy', as that community is ALL ABOUT the subtext (or lack thereof, in some cases) and that's why we love it ^_^

Though I do have to agree with the OP that the scans she posted were of a very touching, emotional scene, and I can see how she'd be annoyed by someone going: "Omgtheyaresowithtehbuttsex!" It's good to be serious every once in a while.

Then again, I'll bet you most of the commentors would have taken the scans seriously had the OP not gone off on a tangent to begin with. Scans_daily does so love the rare touching Bat-moments.

*pokes your Deadpool icon!*

-Anonymous, snicks_chan on LJ

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[info]llama_treats
2004-12-16 11:40 pm UTC (link)
I enjoyed the mormons on crack, myself.

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(Anonymous)
2004-12-16 11:47 pm UTC (link)
But where's the Batman/Penguin love?

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-12-17 12:04 am UTC (link)
Blah, blah, blah. Show us your fic tits!

I hate pretentious wankers. So you don't like it? Okay. Just don't go off on a twenty paragraph tear on why. STFU and hit the back button instead. :p

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[info]alpheratz
2004-12-17 12:07 am UTC (link)
Best comment ever:

I'm sure google did bring up a lot of results, but that doesn't make 'het slash' exist any more than flying pigs, which google brought up about 490,000 results for.

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[info]sideofzen
2004-12-17 01:18 am UTC (link)
Google is all knowing and all seeing.

Believe whatever Google tells you.

Google is God.

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[info]bohicamouse
2004-12-18 12:09 am UTC (link)
Icon <3! Such love.

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dodyskin
2004-12-17 12:37 am UTC (link)
Oh, godammit.

::points to icon::

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[info]coyotegirl
2004-12-17 07:28 am UTC (link)
... I have never before seen the pairing referred to as Kock. (Not in the fandom, I guess.) Had I been drinking anything, my monitor would now be sharing it.

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(no subject) - dodyskin, 2004-12-17 12:07 pm UTC

[info]xero_sky
2004-12-17 01:14 am UTC (link)
"het slash"

*snerks*

Tales of deep and enduring love between a boy, a girl, and her strap-on?

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(no subject) - [info]heddychaa, 2004-12-17 04:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2004-12-17 06:33 pm UTC

[info]sluggirl
2004-12-17 01:21 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I was waiting for this to show up here.

Um, some of us love the crack because it's so ridiculously blatant. It's not like we're desperately searching for the smallest tidbit to temporarily fulfill our insatiable lust for omg icky man slash. We don't have to. It's. Right. There.

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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-12-17 02:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2004-12-17 03:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]msmanna, 2004-12-17 04:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2004-12-17 06:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2004-12-17 06:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2004-12-17 07:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]glomobius, 2004-12-17 08:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sluggirl, 2004-12-17 11:18 am UTC
(no subject) - dodyskin, 2004-12-17 12:11 pm UTC
ICON! - [info]loony666, 2004-12-17 12:50 pm UTC
Re: ICON! - [info]mooncalf, 2004-12-18 01:29 pm UTC
Re: ICON! - [info]maryavatar, 2004-12-19 12:44 am UTC
Re: ICON! - [info]mooncalf, 2004-12-19 01:30 am UTC
Re: ICON! - [info]maryavatar, 2004-12-19 12:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gaisce, 2004-12-17 09:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2004-12-17 07:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lcsbanana, 2004-12-19 05:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2004-12-19 05:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lcsbanana, 2004-12-19 06:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2004-12-19 07:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2004-12-18 04:18 am UTC

[info]mydruthers
2004-12-17 01:39 am UTC (link)
Batman is my boyfriend.

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(no subject) - [info]vassilissa, 2004-12-18 08:49 am UTC

[info]rawles
2004-12-17 02:40 am UTC (link)
sigh

My sweet haven of comic book goodness couldn't stay unstained forever.

I would have replied, you know, just to comment on how much the actual scans rocked. But since I am the maker of this icon (which is also the community icon) I'm afraid it would be wanky by default.

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GIP! - [info]julia, 2004-12-17 05:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gaisce, 2004-12-17 09:22 am UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2004-12-17 06:14 am UTC (link)
See, the concept of Batman/ANYBODY slash, be it homo or het,

Het slash. *snerk*

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(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2004-12-17 06:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sidhebastardess, 2004-12-17 07:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2004-12-17 07:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sidhebastardess, 2004-12-17 08:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2004-12-17 08:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-12-18 02:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-12-18 02:25 am UTC

[info]rossywar
2004-12-17 08:02 pm UTC (link)
the adroitness with which Devin Grayson illustrates Bruce's need to both express how important Dick is to him hee hee hee :} *is twelve*#

(even if it is sorta the grownup equivalent of asking a girl in the schoolyard to look down her shirt and spell "attic")...

I don't get it. :(

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(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-12-17 08:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rossywar, 2004-12-17 08:53 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-12-18 04:32 am UTC (link)
I'm too busy going: Deadpool! :D:D:D

but yeah. I saw it too. I went *LE SIGH*.

/Lakidaa Lakisda on lj.

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[info]crickets
2004-12-18 05:00 am UTC (link)
::friends teh shiny [info]scans_daily comm::

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[info]mooncalf
2004-12-18 08:11 am UTC (link)
Look, we have an apology!

And a mod statement! That required an ETA!

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[info]sockonhand
2004-12-18 08:40 am UTC (link)
Devin Grayson is known to read slash. Which is why his plea for people to read her stuff 'straight' amuses me to no end.

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[info]vassilissa
2004-12-18 08:46 am UTC (link)
Oh good. I don't check FW very often, but I wanted to be sure this one had made it there. It did, so I'm happy.

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(Anonymous)
2004-12-23 12:13 am UTC (link)
Oh my. That's rather. *chokes* Is it bad I find it incredibly funny? Gravitas! Gravitas! OMG! *chokes more and dies*
~Kurla

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