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Dee ([info]deeablo) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-12-18 10:39:00


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Current mood:Gobsmacked
Entry tags:fandom: queer as folk

TALE OF THE B/J MOJO
Ah, those daffy Brian/Justin Queer as Folk fans. (I tried to find more F_W QAF links, but this was the only one I stumbled upon.)

The U.S. version of the gay soap opera has several, how shall we say, ah yes, dedicated fen. Their OTP--played by actors Gale Harold and Randy Harrison--has gone through many up and downs (literally and metaphorically - heh), but most B/J 'shippers firmly believe that Brian and Justin will find troo wuv 4evah at the end of the series. Which is fine, of course.

What is NOT fine is using African gris-gris magic and mojo "to ensure a happy future together for Brian and Justin!" Witness:

I arrived [in Africa] at the end of November as part of a team to evaluate a global initiative aimed at reducing neonatal mortality.  As fascinating as my work can be, I was finding myself increasingly distressed and distracted by QAF S5 spoilers and obsessing over B/J's fate in the hands of the Evil Cowlip.  You know it's an addiction when it starts interfering with your work, right?
Er, right.
Convinced that collective magic tops individual effort, I floated the idea to Leah, my fellow neo-Pagan, who helped put out a call for "intentions" to be incorporated into the mojo.  Heartfelt wishes for Brian and Justin poured in, along with supporting pleas for better writing, more coherent story lines, less political ax-grinding, and more screentime for B/J.  There were also suggestions that certain characters and story lines might disappear all together.  (No RP death-wishes were allowed, by the way.  This gris-gris can be powerful stuff.)
Which is why it should be used in a ceremony to unite two fictional characters, I guess. Of course, some wackery ensues.
It was that moment that Oumar (who had seen the B/J icon on the intentions sheet but said nothing at the time) asked about "la femme" in the relationship. And that's how I found myself in a totally absurd situation, standing exposed in the glare of the morning sun beneath the minaret, wondering how to tell him the fetish was for a gay couple.  Generally speaking, Africans do not accept the idea of homosexuality and are pretty freaked by the whole thing.  But I knew I couldn't lie without jinxing the mojo.
Luckily (!), the ceremony went on as planned. Click here for additional details, pictures, and these closing words:
As keeper of the B/J mojo, I am taking my responsibility very seriously in order to maximize its potential and ensure its safety.  Right now, it's in the closet, nestled in the toe of my Mephisto, mainly so it doesn't scare the guy who comes in to clean the room.  I hope that it will continue to inspire positive energy in the fandom, optimism for the fate of B/J, and a more satisfying S5.  Indeed, I am convinced that -- if we keep the faith and exercise our collective will -- the balance is bound to tip in our favor.
Note: I am not against gris-gris, mojo, or any sort of religious practice. Or 'shipping fictional characters. But... yikes.

::backs away from the crazy::



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[info]kinneas
2004-12-18 07:12 pm UTC (link)
...Um. Holy shit.

Whenever I feel lame about RPing Resident Evil on my cell phone, I just come here.

Jesus fucking Christ, there are no words.

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(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2004-12-18 08:30 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-12-18 07:22 pm UTC (link)
*Snerk* And they say us Brian/Michael shippers are nuts.

*Snort*

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(Anonymous)
2004-12-18 07:23 pm UTC (link)
I can't wait until the Brian and Michael people find out about this and rip it to shreds, triggering a huge shipper war. It's been way too long since the last one and I need entertainment.

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(no subject) - [info]jurisenpai, 2004-12-18 08:37 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]jurisenpai, 2004-12-19 05:35 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-12-19 05:50 am UTC
Hilarious - [info]dkellergrl, 2004-12-20 07:06 pm UTC
Re: Hilarious - (Anonymous), 2004-12-21 02:45 am UTC
WTF? - (Anonymous), 2004-12-21 02:52 am UTC
Re: WTF? - [info]dkellergrl, 2004-12-22 12:05 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-12-20 09:01 pm UTC

[info]reinhardt
2004-12-18 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Wow... just... wow. I'm speechless.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-12-20 07:22 am UTC

[info]atalantapendrag
2004-12-18 07:28 pm UTC (link)
Someone cast a spell to influence the plot of a television program.

I have no words. There is no word in my vocabulary to express the way this makes me feel.

Does anyone know a word that means "horrified and disgusted", "somewhat offended", "struck with pity" and "incredibly amused"? I realize it would be a somewhat specialized term, but very useful at times.

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(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2004-12-18 07:38 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2004-12-18 08:34 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]hitwoman, 2004-12-18 11:33 pm UTC
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(no subject) - dodyskin, 2004-12-19 10:13 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2004-12-18 07:32 pm UTC (link)
So they cast a spell. To make sure two fictional characters in a TV show would end up together?

o.O

This is some HP or LOTR level crazy right here....

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(no subject) - [info]jurisenpai, 2004-12-18 08:45 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tehlils, 2004-12-22 10:59 pm UTC

[info]schoenschoen
2004-12-18 07:40 pm UTC (link)
Uhmm... wow.

I think this needs to go on a long, pan-fandom list of 'ways you know you take your ship/fandom way too fucking seriously'.

And if she and her friend are neo-pagan, shouldn't they at least *know* about the means to cast their own spell for... whatever this shit is? Not that I think it's a particularly *good* idea, but they shouldn't have to rely on some poor African mojo daddy to do it for them. O_o

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Completely Off Topic - [info]jezebeth, 2004-12-18 08:11 pm UTC
Spreadin' the icon luuuuuv. - [info]schoenschoen, 2004-12-19 01:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2004-12-18 08:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2004-12-19 01:11 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]pfeffermuse, 2004-12-19 04:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2004-12-19 05:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pfeffermuse, 2004-12-19 11:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2004-12-19 11:55 am UTC

[info]ravenclaw_devi
2004-12-18 08:23 pm UTC (link)
Where was this supposed "neo-pagan" when the "respect magic and don't misuse it for trivial things" lesson was taught? Or the "life will go on no matter what happens on a frickin' TV show" lesson, for that matter?

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WOW
(Anonymous)
2004-12-18 08:30 pm UTC (link)
Having just read the whole article, and being a fan of the show. and of Brian and Justin, I am god I can't even type what I am. boggled is close but I truely thing a new word needs to be invented for this whole thing.

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Re: WOW - [info]tapedeck, 2004-12-18 11:07 pm UTC
Re: WOW - (Anonymous), 2004-12-18 11:55 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-12-18 08:32 pm UTC (link)
BWAH.

Although I watch and enjoy QaF, it's times like this I'm really, really glad I don't ship Brian/Justin. Their fans may have a bad name, but this -- this is just crazy. Someone needs to make icons.

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[info]feloniousfeline
2004-12-18 08:34 pm UTC (link)
I guess she couldn't just start an online petition like normal people, huh?

It's people like this that make me feel like I haven't earned my crazy stamp and meds.

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(no subject) - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-12-19 07:26 am UTC
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[info]ladysorka
2004-12-18 08:34 pm UTC (link)
Everytime I read anything about US QAF fandom, I suddenly become very glad that I prefer some nice, old fashioned Stuart and Vince.

Because... good lord.

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(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2004-12-18 11:41 pm UTC
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[info]smo
2004-12-18 08:47 pm UTC (link)
And here I thought 24 fandom was batshit insane.

*boggles*

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(no subject) - [info]rosalita, 2004-12-18 09:38 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]rosalita, 2004-12-19 05:21 am UTC

[info]shun_mcdaddy
2004-12-18 09:11 pm UTC (link)
O_o

I hope it won't happen,being the skeptic that I am.

Although,it might happen...

If it does,I hope doesn't effect the relationships that the actors are having with their romantic partners in reallife.

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No goats died? WTF? That's not REAL voodoo!
[info]misswindy
2004-12-18 09:29 pm UTC (link)
This is so excellent. I thought that nothing would ever be loopier than [info]tingilya's online Clay Aiken prayer vigil web site, but once again, Teh Crazy outdoes itself!

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Re: No goats died? WTF? That's not REAL voodoo! - [info]thoms, 2004-12-18 09:42 pm UTC
Re: No goats died? WTF? That's not REAL voodoo! - [info]misswindy, 2004-12-18 09:44 pm UTC
Re: No goats died? WTF? That's not REAL voodoo! - [info]thoms, 2004-12-18 09:51 pm UTC
Re: No goats died? WTF? That's not REAL voodoo! - [info]misswindy, 2004-12-18 10:03 pm UTC
Re: No goats died? WTF? That's not REAL voodoo! - [info]thoms, 2004-12-18 10:22 pm UTC
Re: No goats died? WTF? That's not REAL voodoo! - [info]anniesj, 2004-12-18 10:49 pm UTC
Re: No goats died? WTF? That's not REAL voodoo! - [info]misswindy, 2004-12-19 12:59 am UTC
Re: No goats died? WTF? That's not REAL voodoo! - [info]thoms, 2004-12-19 08:07 am UTC
Re: No goats died? WTF? That's not REAL voodoo! - [info]bubosquared, 2004-12-20 12:14 am UTC
Re: No goats died? WTF? That's not REAL voodoo! - [info]thoms, 2004-12-20 01:57 am UTC
Re: No goats died? WTF? That's not REAL voodoo! - (Anonymous), 2004-12-20 12:16 am UTC

[info]thoms
2004-12-18 09:39 pm UTC (link)
....

*BOGGLE*

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[info]loki
2004-12-18 09:42 pm UTC (link)
As keeper of the B/J mojo, I am taking my responsibility very seriously in order to maximize its potential and ensure its safety.

I don't know about anybody else, but I feel a whole lot more normal now.

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(no subject) - [info]jess_d_ripper, 2004-12-19 02:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kimera, 2004-12-19 05:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ningengirai, 2004-12-23 03:19 am UTC

[info]necronomist
2004-12-18 09:47 pm UTC (link)
"Most Maliens are pretty sure all foreigners (les blancs) are crazy anyway."

And who can blame them for concluding that, what from some women performing juju for a fictional couple?

Somewhere, the gods are laughing.

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[info]criticalcricket
2004-12-18 10:09 pm UTC (link)
In what universe is that a good idea?

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[info]cairea
2004-12-18 10:34 pm UTC (link)
I wonder what sort of karmic payback that would generate?

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[info]carlanime
2004-12-18 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Okayyyyy...so her work has exposed her to the concept of neonatal mortality, but when she uses the phrase "I am taking my responsibility very seriously" it's to refer to the spell she cast to improve the plot of a soap opera? Because she's so distressed by said soap opera that it's interfering with her work?

::backs away slowly from Teh Crazy::

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(no subject) - [info]amakath, 2004-12-19 08:54 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-12-18 11:34 pm UTC (link)
I used to be a fan of the show, first season only. I am so glad I left after season two stunk to high heaven. I'd heard about how crazy the B/J fans were, that they were being laughed at for being so insane, but this goes beyond that. I mean, these people need medication before they hurt themselves.

It's a fandom standard to remind people that "it's only a tv show" but somehow these people missed that message.

Holy shit.

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-12-18 11:43 pm UTC (link)
My logical self knows the best way through a problem is to take action. In order to stop feeling like a victim, I needed to do something pro-active, positive, and life-affirming.

Like maybe getting a grip and not obsessing so much over the love-fate of fictional characters? *slaps wrist* Oops, there I go with that pesky Earth Logic again.

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[info]redjackcash
2004-12-19 12:13 am UTC (link)
Wow.

I..uh. Wow.

This lady went across the world to do good, but instead did a mojo ritual for people who don't exist?

She should ask for her money back.

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sceach
2004-12-19 12:16 am UTC (link)
They are fucking stupid and will get all that misused magic in the ass. And not in the way they were hoping.

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