Transformers: Scarier than your fandom for over twenty years!
So, this random person posts to Alt.toys.transformers, with a very dramatic 'I'm leaving! You guys suck! Oh, and you, you and you? You ruined my life! I challenge you!...to a White Castle Eat-Off!"

The general opinion seems to be "Huh?" and "Who are you?" But then the story unfolds, revealing harassment of random people on the interstate who look like a female transfan, and a lot of general weirdness. Then members of #wiigi(i) crawl out of the woodwork and slam into the guy. More comments from the OP, even though he claimed the first post was his 'Final Post'.

Feast on the wank, ye mighty, and despair!

I've been thinking that transfans as a whole are scarier than HP or such quite a bit over the past few days, but no one really pays attention to them.

*The wank is rather jumbled, as Google Groups beta is rather broken, IMO, but it's still at least marginally comprehensible.