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There are no words for the amusment of fundie wank.
What do you get when you add fundamentalist Bible thumpers and a semi-religious Jim Carrey movie and mix at a movie board?

Wank, and in large amount.

Bible DOES NOT tell women to marry their rapist (Um, no shit, sherlock.)

radientsapphire preaches to the unconverted at IMDB:
What God is really saying is that if a man has premarital sex with a single woman(which I know millions of men have done already), then you are commanded to marry her. Unfortunately, this commandment is ignored on a daily basis all over the world, which is further proof that Jesus Christ is coming back sooner than you think!

But DaSilky1 just doesn't buy it:
The more learn, the more i hate religion, hate your god, and hate you. Do not expect me to understand your nonsensical bible ramblings ever. If i was to ever read the bible, it would only be to pick it apart to show its illogicalness and destroy any notion of its believability.

zeeveerko attempts to steer it back on topic:
what does anything in this here thread have to do with the almighty bruce?
you think we've never heard your fire'n'brimstone nonsense before?
you really think some guy who died 2000 years ago is going to descend upon the heavens, smite everyone who doesn't believe in spaceman god, and take all the christians to dreamy white christland, where all the special christians can sing kumba ya and dance around the glowing white form of god?

GET REAL!

take this preaching to some religious chat site. this site's for talking about movies.

To which our friend the fundie replies:
Greetings Zeeveerko :)

Don't be upset and frustrated. You can be a part of God's kingdom too! Salvation is free to anyone who wants it. Jesus wants everyone to be a part of His kingdom! :)

Shalom,

Radiant

BTW: It is appropriate to talk about religion on a board that deals with a movie that talks about religion.

The best post of all is this one:

further proof that Jesus Christ is coming back sooner than you think!

Sooner than you think, too.
I am already here!

Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow,
Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow.

Or maybe this one:
Well for one thing if God said "Let there be light" and there was, well I am no expert, but if God was a male then I am sure the first thing he would of said is "Let there be whores". Of course if God were female then she would have asked "Let females have orgasms every time they have sex".

When people laugh at themselves, it's even better:
"Jesus has the magical powers of six leprechauns, but he is a lot harder to catch. "

My dear mrfilm, I simply must protest your remark concerning Jesus and six leprechauns. The combined magical abilities of six leprechauns far outweigh any magical powers one would ever attribute to Jesus!
In addition, have you ever attempted to catch six leprechauns? You have obviously underestimated how crafty they can be, both individually and in greater numbers. I bear no ill will toward you over your comment. I only ask that, in the future, you check the facts before you post. Peace be with you.

PS: Bruce Almighty... Good movie.

Then it delves into homosexuality, premarital sex, how people would rather go to hell than be bored in heaven, some weird-ass snakes in grave thing and so on... *Boggle*

And the beat wank goes on...

(Edited to add some choice posts...)