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Milamber ([info]milamber) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-12-30 17:47:00
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Battle of the bulge
im_a_liar wonders about the mysterious bulge in Calvin's pants and the thread quickly devolves into wankery about pedophilia, courtesy primarily of lord_lacolith.

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[info]oulangi
2004-12-30 12:29 pm UTC (link)
OK, there's a reason sexual things with underage people is not "normal" or "accepted" - because it's a crime.

Ohhh the stupid burns us, precious.

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[info]mastervex
2004-12-30 01:18 pm UTC (link)
LEGALITY IS NOT THE SAME AS MORALITY FDHSDGFHDSXDSDBVCGHUJFYGGH

...Er, sorry.

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(Anonymous)
2004-12-30 09:52 pm UTC (link)
WORD. It's the other way around, dipshit. The stupid burns a hole in the floor!

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[info]xero_sky
2004-12-30 12:56 pm UTC (link)
delphicdemise and the "if it's not tangible, it's not sexual" bit amused me greatly.

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[info]jess_d_ripper
2004-12-30 01:59 pm UTC (link)
Does the age of the cartoons you lust after matter if they're clones, or say, boxes of french fries? Please advise.

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[info]kaen
2004-12-31 05:59 am UTC (link)
MMMMM, Frylock.

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[info]lucky13
2005-01-01 12:14 am UTC (link)
Don't know. I'm too busy lusting after the clone in your icon.

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[info]jamac
2004-12-30 02:29 pm UTC (link)
Aren't [info]im_a_liar and [info]lord_lacolith sock-puppet bum-buddies or something?

I know that they're repeat wankers.

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[info]sluggirl
2004-12-30 02:36 pm UTC (link)
heh. Beat me to it. Now I know I'm not just paranoid.

...Or am I?

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[info]darkwitch666
2004-12-30 03:24 pm UTC (link)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/calnhobbes/151411.html?thread=8110195#t8110195

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[info]sluggirl
2004-12-30 02:30 pm UTC (link)
Haven't those two (im_a_liar and lord_lacolith) been involved in a couple of other wanks together? I seem to remember those names being involved before. Possibly another insideish-joke-that-other-people-take-offense-to sort of thing? They're mutual lj friends, anyway, which leads me to believe that there isn't actually any animosity between them.

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[info]darkwitch666
2004-12-30 03:25 pm UTC (link)
You got it.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/calnhobbes/151411.html?thread=8110195#t8110195

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alam ko na ang iyong secret identity!
[info]ichigatsu
2004-12-30 05:15 pm UTC (link)
Grabe ka sa pagka-report ng wank, dude. LJ Fandom Wank days pa ako dito wala pa rin ako mahanap. Feeling ko kasi kung may wank man sa aking mga fandoms Cantonese ang salita kaya hindi ko sila mahagilap.

At malamang hindi ka magrereply dito kasi comments off ka :D

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Re: alam ko na ang iyong secret identity!
[info]iamtired
2004-12-30 06:12 pm UTC (link)
Is this... tagalog? :O

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Re: alam ko na ang iyong secret identity!
[info]ichigatsu
2004-12-31 04:37 am UTC (link)
Yes. Well, if you're going to be pedantic about it, Taglish, actually.

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Re: alam ko na ang iyong secret identity!
[info]milamber
2005-01-04 08:27 am UTC (link)
Hardly a secret, since I told you about it. :p

Hindi ko maintindihan ang huling pangungusap mo. "At malamang hindi ka mag-re-reply..."?

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2004-12-30 07:07 pm UTC (link)
I, personally, think it is pointless to lust after things that aren't exactly attainable.

I didn't realize that lust was supposed to have a point other than "ooh, tingle!"

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(Anonymous)
2004-12-30 09:55 pm UTC (link)
It isn't. But it's fun when people think they can tell their gonads what to do, innit?

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[info]ironymaiden
2004-12-31 08:03 am UTC (link)
It's so difficult. No matter how much my brain says "Self, we shouldn't be imagining Jason Isaacs!Hook fucking Jeremy Sumpter!Pan", the rest of me doesn't listen.

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[info]virago
2004-12-31 01:46 am UTC (link)
I keep running into that attitude, and it baffles me. Don't any of them watch porn? At all? Do they expect to literally bang every actor/-ess in it? So... they only become aroused when intercourse is imminent, beep beep whirrrr...

Don't get it. Oh well.

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sceach
2005-01-03 01:22 am UTC (link)
I know! God, apparently none of these people have fantasy lives. My fav was the wanky comparison to serial killers, as if thinking about murdering someone suddenly made you a animal torturing petty minded little sadist on his way to a spree killing. Jesus Christ on a motherfucking cracker, people.

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[info]sarracenia
2004-12-31 04:50 am UTC (link)
If it does, I think all the Emma Watson fans here have some explaining to do.

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[info]skarrow
2004-12-30 07:32 pm UTC (link)
...but it is his knees?

(Oh. Right. Earth logic.)

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[info]mael
2004-12-30 07:39 pm UTC (link)
I really really want to remind delphicdemise that action figures can come in mighty handy. But that would be evil.


*uses appropriate icon*

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[info]soraphilia
2004-12-30 09:52 pm UTC (link)
I have a strong, evil urge to go over there and direct lord_lacolith to fm_alchemist. Wanky community full of cartoon pedophiles + wanker who hates cartoon pedophiles... it's like wank destiny.

And I won't comment on how I want to cry childhood rape at the very idea of anyone getting off on Calvin and Hobbes.

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[info]soraphilia
2004-12-30 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Err... should've said delphicdemise, not lord_lacolith. Or maybe both of them. That'd be better.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-12-30 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, yeah. Those two are so stale and unfunny that all I can come up with is a line from Apu of the Simpsons fame.

"Thank you, come again." Damn boring trolls. Why can't we have fun, tramatic, 'I think you're so batshite it makes me cry like baby Jesus' ones?

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[info]elgato_gamgins
2004-12-31 02:06 am UTC (link)
This just made me wonder if there is Calvin/Hobbes slash. I hope to goddess there isn't.

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[info]schtroumph_c
2004-12-31 02:18 am UTC (link)
Well, in fact...

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[info]sarracenia
2004-12-31 04:54 am UTC (link)
I know I should not be asking, I know I should not be asking...

Link?

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[info]schtroumph_c
2004-12-31 08:44 pm UTC (link)
I think mctabby on lJ show us a link with Calvin/Hobbes frottage fic, but I can't find it.

But I saw Calvin/the kid on Foxtrot (Jason?).

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[info]danceswithelvis
2004-12-31 04:33 am UTC (link)
I've seen Foxtrot Slash, so I wouldn't hold out any hope that there isn't CH slash running around the net someplace. *shudders*

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[info]sepiamagpie
2004-12-31 08:11 am UTC (link)
so, uh, where was this foxtrot slash?

I mean *condemn*. *Condemn*

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[info]wolfychan
2005-01-01 04:23 am UTC (link)
*pecks your icon on the cheek*

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[info]danceswithelvis
2005-01-01 04:52 am UTC (link)
Of course I read that as *condom*.

IIRC, it was either on Adultfanfic.net or on a now defunct hentai webserver.

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[info]rosethorne
2004-12-31 12:15 pm UTC (link)
Not them again. They do this all the time.

They both belong to a random questions community on LJ. RQ Version 3, which in itself has enough wank for its own fandom.

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[info]rosethorne
2004-12-31 12:18 pm UTC (link)
Oh, for info on the wank for THAT comm, check out RQ Drama. Fap fap fap.

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-02 08:05 pm UTC (link)
lord_lacolith spreads wank wherever he may be. None of the comms he's in is safe. He's spread steaming wank all over the XTC fan comm more than once.

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-16 05:28 am UTC (link)
ilu

lord_lacolith

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(Anonymous)
2004-12-31 12:24 pm UTC (link)
hay sup peepz

calnhobbes sux n so do u

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[info]rosethorne
2004-12-31 12:26 pm UTC (link)
Hi im_a_liar. Sup?

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(Anonymous)
2004-12-31 12:27 pm UTC (link)
o, nm. jes chillaxin, cruisin the information super hwy...

u?

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[info]rosethorne
2004-12-31 12:32 pm UTC (link)
just wankin

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(Anonymous)
2004-12-31 12:38 pm UTC (link)
to calvin and hobbes porn?

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[info]rosethorne
2004-12-31 12:41 pm UTC (link)
Nah. Doonesbury porn. Poliporn r0x.

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