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Schoen-chan ([info]schoenschoen) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-01-01 13:27:00
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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Current music:"Stone Roses" ~ Weiß
Entry tags:fandom: gundam wing

A Winner you are not.
Over on the LJ [info]gundam_wing comm, [info]chibiichi posts about a wonderful site she just found - and "these people" do it all themselves!

Only... there's really nothing on the page. And surprise of surprises, "Mrs. Winner" is one of the proprietors of the page. (Oh, and... it really has nothing at all to do with Gundam Wing.) And [info]writerz_bloc calls her on all of it.

The following wank includes the rather e. e. cummings-esque line "but you jumped to conclusions because the thought of that lard and mayonnaise sandwhich got in your eyesight and you trampled your little brother to get to it."

Lard and Mayo! The choice of wankahs everywhere! :D


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[info]mooncalf
2005-01-01 08:51 pm UTC (link)
... I'm stumped by her apparent conclusion that only fat people are 'mean' on LJ.

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[info]smo
2005-01-01 09:44 pm UTC (link)
Word. I'm skinny, and I'm a bitch and a half. :D

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(no subject) - [info]wolfychan, 2005-01-02 04:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-01-02 09:35 pm UTC

[info]chaimonkey
2005-01-01 10:23 pm UTC (link)
Myself as well. Honestly, has the girl ever seen an "elite" comm?

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(no subject) - [info]diane_duane, 2005-01-01 10:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-01-01 10:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-01-01 11:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-01-01 11:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-01-02 01:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-01-02 12:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-01-02 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-01-02 02:37 am UTC
(no subject) - wolfie_thu, 2005-01-02 06:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-01-02 07:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-01-02 09:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2005-01-02 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-01-03 06:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kaiser_chan, 2005-01-02 07:37 am UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2005-01-01 09:08 pm UTC (link)
"Lard and mayonnaise sandwich". Priceless. XD

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[info]smo
2005-01-01 09:43 pm UTC (link)
Lard and Mayo! The choice of wankahs everywhere!

Well... among others. ;) *points to icon*

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-02 12:26 am UTC (link)
oh, oh, icon love.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-01-02 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-01-02 07:01 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-02 07:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-01-02 09:34 pm UTC
O_o
[info]bishounenhuntrs
2005-01-07 11:28 am UTC (link)
Two of the worst ideas for lube I've ever seen.
You trying to scare me away from teh buttsmex, Smo luv?

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Re: O_o - [info]smo, 2005-01-07 08:39 pm UTC
Re: O_o - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2005-01-08 05:33 am UTC
Re: O_o - [info]smo, 2005-01-08 06:14 am UTC
Re: O_o - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2005-01-09 07:11 pm UTC
Re: O_o - [info]smo, 2005-01-10 03:20 am UTC
I *heart* Smo! - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2005-01-10 10:40 pm UTC
Re: I *heart* Smo! - [info]smo, 2005-01-11 01:47 am UTC
Re: I *heart* Smo! - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2005-01-11 12:28 pm UTC
Re: I *heart* Smo! - [info]smo, 2005-01-11 09:04 pm UTC
Re: O_o - [info]schoenschoen, 2005-01-09 11:10 pm UTC
Re: O_o - [info]smo, 2005-01-10 03:16 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-01-01 10:03 pm UTC (link)
Dude, I thought this looked familiar, but it's been LJ Metaquoted as well. It's a small world after all...

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-01 11:36 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I saw it on MQ as well - it's a small LJ indeed.

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[info]notjo
2005-01-01 10:49 pm UTC (link)
You know, I'd give this sexy flannel shirt I'm wearing (cuz flannel is sexy to Canadians!) to anyone who would make me an icon that said something like

"but you jumped to conclusions because the thought of that lard and mayonnaise sandwhich got in your eyesight and you trampled your little brother to get to it."

Cuz, dude... That's *marvelous*. You have just made my top ten list of funny wanks in 2005! It even made my friend start beating his head against the cushy pillow.

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[info]rawles
2005-01-02 03:50 am UTC (link)
Where's my shirt?

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(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-01-02 06:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2005-01-02 07:36 pm UTC
The Mace of Proper Diction - [info]khym_chanur, 2005-01-02 08:13 am UTC

[info]cheezit
2005-01-02 12:45 am UTC (link)
Saw it on mq too, and wondered if it would find it's way here.
Sweet shiverin' sausages...the stupid almost outweighs the funny.

But the lard and mayo sandwich...pure comedy.

And I was a bad little cheezit and went to see if that person really wrote like that in their normal journal. This person made it out of HS?!
*boggle*

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[info]napoleon
2005-01-02 01:18 am UTC (link)
You really don't want to know what my graduating class was like.

Sadly, she's typical. If not a bit better than the average.

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(no subject) - [info]lab, 2005-01-02 12:28 pm UTC

[info]distractogirl
2005-01-02 01:21 am UTC (link)
It scares me the amount of hits that web page has got because of both this report and the mention on metaquotes.

The girl's gonna think she's got talent!

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-01-02 03:16 am UTC (link)
...yeah, at wanking.
Maybe she should be informed so she can open a live webcam feed or something?

Self-fisting - where wankers' true talent lies.

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(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2005-01-02 06:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]distractogirl, 2005-01-02 09:23 pm UTC

[info]iris
2005-01-02 01:45 am UTC (link)
Someone needs to icon that line.

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[info]rawles
2005-01-02 03:48 am UTC (link)
Ask and you shall receive.

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(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-01-02 03:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-01-02 04:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-01-02 09:45 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-01-02 04:20 am UTC (link)
I just wanted to point out this wankfest over at the Naruto Community. Wanky troll, and a boyfriend to defend her. Mouse is out. (http://www.livejournal.com/community/chuunin/806792.html)

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-02 05:54 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-02 06:12 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-02 03:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-01-02 06:01 am UTC

[info]criticalcricket
2005-01-02 04:28 am UTC (link)
Does "Mrs. Winner" think that she's being clever? Better yet, does she think at all? *shakes head* After reading all that, I think my brain is bleeding now.

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-02 05:14 am UTC (link)
I don't know if this consitiutes as Fandom, buuut, there is some serious troll fest over at the Gaia_online Community dealing with an op and some...quiz thing. People are telling her it's off topic and doesn't have anything to do with things, and she says it is and well..The poster is kind of out there.

Here's the link!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/gaia_online/747357.html?nc=29&style=mine

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-02 05:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wolfychan, 2005-01-02 05:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-01-02 07:03 am UTC

[info]tyraarane_
2005-01-02 05:19 am UTC (link)
well you caught me. put me in cyber jail if you would like.

Ah, but will her internet lawyers rush to her defense?

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(no subject) - [info]kaiser_chan, 2005-01-02 07:41 am UTC

[info]pragmatic
2005-01-02 05:24 am UTC (link)
Come on, all these comments and no snark over the webpage to start?

The comic appears to be a group of attractive kiddies (in an anorexic sort of way) fighting against each other. Can CLAMP be blamed for this?

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-01-02 05:57 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-02 07:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kaiser_chan, 2005-01-02 07:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pragmatic, 2005-01-02 08:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kaiser_chan, 2005-01-02 08:15 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-02 07:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2005-01-02 06:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hinata, 2005-01-03 07:07 pm UTC

[info]annabelle_lee
2005-01-02 06:05 am UTC (link)
My amusing, dry wit decided to take an early vacation, so I'll just boggle over here quietly. Lard and Mayo? [smirks, gives a thumbs up, then flips the bird at the wanker's post]

Aaaaassssshooooole.

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[info]shun_mcdaddy
2005-01-02 06:50 am UTC (link)
It's not even April 7th and a Wing wank already happened?!

Poor 9 1/2 year old Gundam Wing.XD

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[info]tianxiaode
2005-01-02 07:25 am UTC (link)
Nothing constructive, but icon love! Ken/Brad is my Weiss OTP.

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(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2005-01-02 06:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-01-03 12:25 am UTC

  
   
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