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the artist formerly known as brigid (megmurry) wrote in fandom_wank,
@ 2005-01-03 16:49:00

Something Wanky
Today's Something Positive strip was about the fallout of Davan's apartment building blowing up.

Down in the syndicated feed discussion, someone complains that having 23 enslaved Canadians in the attic is just silly. People try to explain that it's a joke. He either doesn't get it or doesn't care.

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	restlesshands 2005-01-04 12:04 am UTC (link)
	blink I....have no words really. Except...wow...yeah. They can accept CHOO CHOO BEAR and yet get hung up on the number of Canadians that WERE in Davan's attic? Emphasis on WERE because they're now dead, so what the fuck does it matter anyhow? (Reply to this)

	o_O mimbulus 2005-01-04 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Well, if there had only been, say, fifteen enslaved Canadians in the attic, that wouldn't have been silly at all. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: o_O mister_terrific 2005-01-04 12:57 am UTC (link)
	Well, if there had only been, say, fifteen enslaved Canadians in the attic, that wouldn't have been silly at all. Just a good start. Mister Terrific Defender of Fair Play. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	greenling 2005-01-04 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Well, obviously they couldn't all fit up there normally. But see, these Quebecois were all secretly Pedro's illiegitimate children living in stacked rows of cages beside the chickens. That's how he learned English so quickly- he got a cut of the drug money to pay for ESL classes. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	chia_rhino 2005-01-04 08:01 am UTC (link)
	NOW it all makes sense. A sweathouse of learning. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jaseroque 2005-01-04 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	AUGH! hides from the icon (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chia_rhino 2005-01-04 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Happy, swaying, singing, bitchy female ninjas with freaky mind powers aren't your thing? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jaseroque 2005-01-04 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	It's... it's... mostly the sway-y. shivers (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mydocuments 2005-01-04 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Well hell... where can I get 20-odd Canadian drug runners? I'm willing to trade my giant rubber duckey if it will close the deal. I don't have an attic, but I would be very willing to put them up in my garage. Any takers? (Reply to this)

	ashenmote 2005-01-04 01:18 am UTC (link)
	That's just getting pathetic. Do we really need to establish a license for reading comic strip feeds? Sez "Guess who's 20 enslaved canadians?" before anyone else can (Reply to this)

	pragmatic 2005-01-04 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Since no one else has said it yet. OMG THEY ARNET ENSLAVED CANADIANS THEY R ENSLAVED QUEBECOIS U FEDERALIST PIG I long for sovereignty!wank, now. I bet there'd be some on a Quebec LJ com. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	wolfychan 2005-01-04 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Le Quebecois miniature asservi se lèvera encore et reprendra le Canada de la poignée de fer des chiens d'expression anglaise de porc ! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pope_shane 2005-01-04 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Yew speak 'Merican, ya damn terrorist. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2005-01-04 04:24 am UTC (link)
	Non. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kadath 2005-01-04 05:24 am UTC (link)
	...je t'aime. Un amour impur dans les yeux de Dieu et des hommes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wolfychan 2005-01-04 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Comment joyeux ! Faisons l'amour de singe dans la lumière argentée d'un bois sauvage, consacrant le sol avec les égouttures de notre chair. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kadath 2005-01-04 05:58 am UTC (link)
	en pâmoison Ah, ma chère! Et en pleine de la passion, quand on ne le supporte plus, nous crierons "vive le Québec!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	byagghametta 2005-01-04 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	Er...um... JE SUIS UNE POMME DE TERRE! collapses (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kadath 2005-01-04 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	It's probably just as well you don't know what we were talking about. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	byagghametta 2005-01-04 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	I can pick up bits of it, but I've been away from French classes so long my language skills are teh suck. In other news, the above phrase is one of two I actually DO remember. Carry on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deoridhe 2005-01-04 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	mashes you and serves you with chives and sour cream (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mimbulus 2005-01-05 12:04 am UTC (link)
	They taught you to say "I am a potato!"? Man, my French classes were boring. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wolfychan 2005-01-05 06:04 am UTC (link)
	"Ohhhhhh, CAAANAAAADAAAAA!" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	greenglass 2005-01-05 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Que? No hablo whatever French is in spanish. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kadath 2005-01-05 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	"The enslaved Quebecois midgets will yet rise up and reclaim Canada from the iron grasp of the English-speaking pig-dogs!" "...I love you. A love impure in the eyes of God and Man." If you want the rest, you're going to have to beg. ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	seppuku 2005-01-04 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Wait, are you saying that no one on FW has brought that up yet or that no one on the thread has said that? (I would dig through the wank, but, as a lazy American, think trying to find "Air Farce" episodes online would probably be a better use of the limited effort I'm willing to exert tonight.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	byagghametta 2005-01-04 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	Air Farce gives away stuff they've done on their own website, you know. The last few seasons are easy to find because of that - granted, you've got to deal with them in real player format if you get 'em that way, but you can get them sketch by sketch rather than by whole ep. Hence my collection of the Confused Philosopher and Billy Two-Willies sketches grows. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kaiser_chan 2005-01-04 04:35 am UTC (link)
	You know what? ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	skarrow 2005-01-04 08:12 am UTC (link)
	But we're on a plain! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kaiser_chan 2005-01-04 08:13 am UTC (link)
	ROCKS FALL. Everyone DIES. xDDDD Best line ever for an RP. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	megmurry 2005-01-04 08:30 am UTC (link)
	That's actually become slang in my roleplaying group. If the DM gets pissed off and does something to tweak the players, it's "Rocks fall, everyone dies." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jaina 2005-01-04 08:38 am UTC (link)
	g Ours too. (And by "ours," I mean "my husband's," because I just don't have enough patience to roleplay. I like combat, though, so I enjoy playing Hackmaster with them.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jaseroque 2005-01-04 01:05 pm UTC (link)
	... I'm going to show my lack of geek and ask where that's from. ;_; I know I've heard it before somewhere but I can't for the life of me pinpoint where.. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sadisticferret 2005-01-04 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	From this comic here. http://somethingpositive.net/sp05032002.shtml (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2005-01-04 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's a lot older than that ... I know my friends have been using it for years. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bitca 2005-01-05 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	Anyone have a direct link to that comic? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitca 2005-01-05 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	and if I kept reading the thread, I'd have seen it. facepalm (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-01-04 08:07 am UTC (link)
	No no no. Stop this comic at once. It's shown a decided tendency towards being silly. Started off with a nice little idea about a man and his boneless cat, but now it's just gone silly. There are far too many Quebecois in that attic, as well. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	skarrow 2005-01-04 09:26 am UTC (link)
	No one expects the Quebec Inquisition.. Yeah, yeah, wrong episode, lemme 'lone. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kaiser_chan 2005-01-04 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	Our main weapon is surprise! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ravenclaw_devi 2005-01-05 04:04 am UTC (link)
	(Feel free to use it, just give credit and don't hotlink, please.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-01-04 08:54 am UTC (link)
	Are you kidding? I love SP. Also, I'm Canadian. I have many Quebecois friends, as well, and I hope to be one someday. My friends, isn't that was SP's all about? --- Chelle (Reply to this)(Thread)

	aloysius 2005-01-04 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	My friends, isn't that was SP's all about? I don't know, but that would explain why I don't like it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-01-04 09:41 am UTC (link)
	For chrissake, does no one on the internet recognize friggin' humor anymore? This kind of absurdism isn't meant to be analyzed or figured out. It's funny precisely because it isn't plausible. weeps for my species (Reply to this)

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