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A Guy Named Goo ([info]the_clansmen) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-01-06 01:02:00
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More IMDB wank for your viewing pleasure, this time on the Ashlee Simpson boards.

Ashlee Simpson looks nothing like her older sister Jessica. Ergo, she must actually be a man. Yeah, you read that right. I can _not_ make this stuff up, folks.

Someone takes the troll seriously, when clearly s/he was not. People start calling each other names.

Clearly, this person is a troll...or at least, I hope they are. However, it turns out Ashlee doesn't really have many fans on her own boards.

Quote of the moment: If she is a guy then how do you explain the fact that there is no buldge in her pants? I can pretty much guarantee she didn't have a sex transplant. Because sex change = gardening. Or, "sorry, I'm afraid your body is too small for your genitals. We'll have to transplant them to someone else."

Too bad this thread isn't moving faster. It's pretty damn funny as is, but apparently no one cares enough for it to really explode.

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[info]jaig
2005-01-06 12:35 pm UTC (link)
Is it wrong for me to think that Ashlee had it coming? :P

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[info]adinaj69
2005-01-06 01:33 pm UTC (link)
The la-la is at fault, I'm sure of it.

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(no subject) - [info]jaig, 2005-01-06 02:13 pm UTC

[info]napoleon
2005-01-06 03:24 pm UTC (link)
Your icon is a joy to behold.

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[info]darkwitch666
2005-01-06 05:50 pm UTC (link)
iconxlove=otp

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-01-06 10:37 pm UTC (link)
Thank you. Yours makes me giggle as well.

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[info]marlo
2005-01-07 07:00 pm UTC (link)
yeah, totally! I don't give a shit about Jessica Simpson, but Giant Whopping Icon Love.

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[info]firebad
2005-01-06 03:56 pm UTC (link)
If she is a guy then how do you explain the fact that there is no buldge in her pants?

I first read that as 'budgie'. And freaked out.

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[info]puipui
2005-01-06 08:25 pm UTC (link)
All men should have budgies in their pants. It would make life so much more interesting.

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(no subject) - [info]mister_terrific, 2005-01-06 10:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-01-06 11:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrandomlurker, 2005-01-06 11:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-01-06 11:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrandomlurker, 2005-01-07 12:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-01-07 03:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrandomlurker, 2005-01-07 04:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-01-07 04:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]etherealzoe, 2005-01-07 12:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aycelcus, 2005-01-07 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-01-08 03:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-01-07 03:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]etherealzoe, 2005-01-07 05:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skjeve, 2005-01-09 07:24 am UTC

[info]platedlizard
2005-01-06 09:58 pm UTC (link)
Parakeet down the pants? Hope it doesn't bite.

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[info]sogrammatical
2005-01-06 11:28 pm UTC (link)
Hahahahahahahahaha

I have nothing constructive to add.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-01-07 03:24 am UTC (link)
You! Psychic girl! Get out of my head.

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(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-01-07 09:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dr_tristessa, 2005-01-07 06:51 pm UTC

[info]skarrow
2005-01-06 04:11 pm UTC (link)
Obliv has a clue... no capital letters, but a clue.

hmmmm....i guess youve proven it. she's not a man.

im certain the person who started this thread literally meant that she was a man, and believed that ashleeeeeeeesimspn was actually enbdowed with male genitalia and everything.

i am certain there was no irony intended, so im glad you cleared that up with your concrete proof.

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(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-01-06 10:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_terrific, 2005-01-06 10:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2005-01-06 11:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2005-01-07 11:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]etherealzoe, 2005-01-07 12:49 pm UTC

[info]here4tehwank
2005-01-06 07:11 pm UTC (link)
It's a pretty funny wank - I love the people poking fun at her so-called "talent."

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(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-01-06 10:03 pm UTC

[info]carlanime
2005-01-06 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Because sex change = gardening

= Jordan Wood, right?

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(no subject) - [info]sanguinary, 2005-01-07 07:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doyle, 2005-01-07 04:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]carlanime, 2005-01-07 05:05 pm UTC

[info]scarah2
2005-01-07 12:24 am UTC (link)
if she were a guy that would make her GAY!

Totally gay!

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(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-01-07 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]scarah2, 2005-01-07 04:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-01-07 09:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]scarah2, 2005-01-07 09:04 am UTC

[info]lindentree
2005-01-07 01:30 am UTC (link)
Sorry, but sex transplant? Hahahaha! Oh, my.

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(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-01-07 01:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-01-07 02:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2005-01-07 03:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skjeve, 2005-01-09 07:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2005-01-09 09:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skjeve, 2005-01-09 09:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skjeve, 2005-01-09 09:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2005-01-09 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]skjeve, 2005-01-09 09:53 pm UTC
Best comment awards: nominee one!
[info]ninja_stripper
2005-01-07 03:12 am UTC (link)

Thomasratkos

“Ehh shes kinda frumpy. i doubt seriously she has her sister's body under her ugly ass "punk" clothes.

now linsey lohan! Shes just as talentless, been caught lip synching, and much hotter than ashlee. now THAT will be one magnificent porn career.”


I love the IMDB boards

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-01-07 03:30 am UTC (link)
Y'know what? They've sold me. Now I'm going to spend all day trying to brainwash convince my 9 year old cousin who's a nice big Ashlee Simpson fangirl that she really is hiding a budgie mancock in those hotpants.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-07 04:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-01-07 04:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2005-01-07 06:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-01-07 09:30 am UTC

[info]gaisce
2005-01-07 04:20 am UTC (link)
Her birth name Is Ashlee Nicole. That's NOT a mans' name. Let it go.... you're wrong.

But Ashley was historically a male's name. Dude, maybe her family is a throwback of olden times. That would explain the girls not knowing obviously modern contraptions like tuna cans and electronics that can project voices.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-07 06:22 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-01-07 04:37 am UTC (link)
I don't know about Ashlee but I've always though Jessica Simpson and Ricky Martin have very similar faces. I've had to double check when passing the magazine racks at Safeway a few times.

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[info]etherealzoe
2005-01-07 05:08 am UTC (link)
If she is a guy then how do you explain the fact that there is no buldge in her pants?

Now that's interesting. It's usually the "OMG, see there's the adam's apple!" argument that shows up first.

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(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2005-01-07 09:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]etherealzoe, 2005-01-07 12:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2005-01-07 09:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]etherealzoe, 2005-01-07 12:37 pm UTC

[info]seether
2005-01-07 05:30 am UTC (link)
If she is a guy then how do you explain the fact that there is no buldge in her pants?

She's really quite...small.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-07 06:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seether, 2005-01-07 06:38 am UTC

[info]goodrobotsdance
2005-01-07 01:05 pm UTC (link)
Bwahahah, I love how one of the first arguments out of the gate is "but that would make her GAY". Because it's not so much the idea that she could be a transexual that's outrageous; it's the idea that she could be teh gey.

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(no subject) - redwarrior, 2005-01-09 01:36 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-01-08 02:25 am UTC (link)
... I hate Ashlee Simpson.

But look, I ended up causing mini-wank http://communitydev.funimation.com/showthread.php?t=2802&page=1&pp=10 on the second page of this thread. Yay!

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[info]ultimate_cin
2005-01-08 06:06 pm UTC (link)
I wish acid reflux would just eat away Ashlee Simpson's vocal cords so she'd never be able to wail another note again. Seriously.

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