More IMDB wank for your viewing pleasure, this time on the Ashlee Simpson boards.

Ashlee Simpson looks nothing like her older sister Jessica. Ergo, she must actually be a man. Yeah, you read that right. I can _not_ make this stuff up, folks.

Someone takes the troll seriously, when clearly s/he was not. People start calling each other names.

Clearly, this person is a troll...or at least, I hope they are. However, it turns out Ashlee doesn't really have many fans on her own boards.

Quote of the moment: If she is a guy then how do you explain the fact that there is no buldge in her pants? I can pretty much guarantee she didn't have a sex transplant. Because sex change = gardening. Or, "sorry, I'm afraid your body is too small for your genitals. We'll have to transplant them to someone else."

Too bad this thread isn't moving faster. It's pretty damn funny as is, but apparently no one cares enough for it to really explode.