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Tangle of Toy ([info]funkyhelix) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-01-08 15:20:00


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Joaquin brings all the crazies to the yard...

I can't even explain the stuff on the Sleazor boards. It's like watching a train wreck between a freight load of clowns and a traveling production of Fight Club.

A selection of the crah-zee on their internets:
I'm sorry you're all so meeeeeean!
What you think is happening, is not happening, unless it's happening.
Can't we all get along?
This message was left blank. Or was it?
Aby Smash!
Uhhh?
Unexplainable. Really. (oooh, this one was locked down, and the link seems to have been shifted to a different thread. Anyone have a copy? Edit Found again.)

And that doesn't even touch the stuff about Joaquin, like the whole thread about his lip scar.

Enjoy.



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[info]adinaj69
2005-01-08 10:38 pm UTC (link)
I am trying to keep the tempest in it's teapot.

Teapots have tempests?! Here I thought those were limited to bowls of tomato soup..

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[info]elgato_gamgins
2005-01-09 11:18 am UTC (link)
And I thought they were only in washing machines. You learn something new everyday!

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[info]smo
2005-01-08 10:54 pm UTC (link)
The ellipse abuse! It buuuurns uuuuuuussss!!

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[info]ninja_stripper
2005-01-09 05:30 am UTC (link)
I love your icon! *shows you and it her Ninja boobies*

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[info]gloria_mundi
2005-01-09 09:14 am UTC (link)
*Drive by appreciation of the Ninja boobies*

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[info]smo
2005-01-10 03:33 am UTC (link)
Mmm, boobies. <3

[info]sparkysrevenge made the icon. I lurve it.

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[info]pope_shane
2005-01-10 12:56 pm UTC (link)
The Pope of The Internets demands a lapdance. And dont skimp on the boobies.

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[info]ninja_stripper
2005-01-10 10:40 pm UTC (link)
Is that your hat on your lap or are you just happy to see me? :)

And I NEVER skimp on the boobies

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[info]pope_shane
2005-01-10 10:44 pm UTC (link)
Little from column A, little from column B.

Now, The Pope of The Internets requires raunch ;)

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[info]ninja_stripper
2005-01-10 11:38 pm UTC (link)
*Makes with the raunch,with stealth like Ninja*


Can I be a saint of teh internets?

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[info]pope_shane
2005-01-11 02:29 am UTC (link)
Only after you die, can The Pope of The Internets saint you. You can be Concubine Ninja if you wish, though.

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[info]ninja_stripper
2005-01-11 07:34 am UTC (link)
Well, then we will have to enjoy my nondenominational Ninja boobies.

Ninja_Concubine just doesn't have the ring that Ninja_Stripper does. And less mess. XD

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[info]buttercat
2005-01-08 11:55 pm UTC (link)
When I was acting , maybe I was doing it wrong or something, but first of all to get into the characters head I would try to emphasise with them, ie If they suffered bereavement, Ive had that, If they were unbelievably scared I would remember a time when I was scared,

Ah yes. It's always good to emphasise, isn't it?

What a bunch of morons.

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[info]xero_sky
2005-01-09 12:16 am UTC (link)
I loved your comments on this subject. Very profound.

Not by normal adult earthling standards.

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[info]buttercat
2005-01-09 12:31 am UTC (link)
Post script: Is this Dr. Euphoria an uneducated trainwreck, or what? http://p076.ezboard.com/fnymphomaniacpsychocrazycommodusonacidfrm2.showMessage?topicID=913.topic Just lurking around this board has made me kinda queasy. I mean, she kinda posts random things and then answers herself when no one else does.

Who is this nutjob, anyway?

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[info]megmurry
2005-01-09 01:17 am UTC (link)
It's like watching a train wreck between a freight load of clowns and a traveling production of Fight Club.

Best line I've heard all day.

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[info]pokecheck
2005-01-09 08:02 am UTC (link)
I'd pay to see a train wreck between a freight load of clowns and a traveling production of Fight Club.

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[info]pope_shane
2005-01-10 12:59 pm UTC (link)
As Pope of The Internets, I want it to come to pass.

STAT!

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[info]etherealzoe
2005-01-09 01:27 am UTC (link)
*rubs eyes*

That place seriously needs some rules on how often you can post your sig in one thread.

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-09 01:56 am UTC (link)
It's like watching a train wreck between a freight load of clowns and a traveling production of Fight Club.

I would so like to use that as sig line or an icon. Best simile ever.

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[info]kinneas
2005-01-09 02:26 am UTC (link)
I fucking hate people and their racist bullshit right now. Thank you.

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[info]skjeve
2005-01-09 07:53 am UTC (link)
The begging for money is gorgeous.


We currently have $0.00 in our chest.
ATTENTION RICH FUCKWIT ACTORS! Tired of spending money on glitzy, bimbo girlfriends? Want to use your credit card on something other than Durex and hoop earrings? Here's your chance! Pay for the Community Chest and be useful for once in your life - ask your manager, PA or Auditor to help you push those tricky buttons and read the big words. Heh heh



Oooh, yes, because so many wealthy Hollywood types are likely to wander into that little wankfest and think, gee, I've got a few extra bucks to throw at some idiot's head; who will it be today?

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[info]pokecheck
2005-01-09 08:04 am UTC (link)
Oooh, yes, because so many wealthy Hollywood types are likely to wander into that little wankfest and think, gee, I've got a few extra bucks to throw at some idiot's head; who will it be today?

Me! Me! I'm and idiot! Here's my head!

...

That don't sound to good, do it?

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[info]skjeve
2005-01-09 08:13 am UTC (link)
Oh, quite the contrary, it sounds perfectly appropriate for a thread about wanking. *wg*

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sceach
2005-01-16 03:33 am UTC (link)
I love the "OMG I soo can't stand being white, because white people are responsible for all the evil in the world!" So not only does the initial post manage to offend everyone of color, the responses manage to offend those of us who know enough about our heritage to realize that the world is not comproised of two contrasting colors. Very few things piss me off more than the "white people are responsible for everything bad" attitudes that people seem to find so trendy. As if "white" meant one damn thing of import in the first place.

*holds up a pint of Guiness*

It's not the white people. It's the English. Get it right.

(:

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