Ponies wank the hardest, you know.
I'd put this in i_wank, but I haven't signed up.

Long story short, I went to Target today to get exclusive ponies. And I saw a woman, snatching bunches of the ponies off the shelves and getting mad at me for getting two of them for myself. I rant about this on the my_little_pony community, whereupon I get people on my ass because "she could be buying them for others!" And baby wank ensues, mostly from trixi_vixen. EDIT: And me. (And yes, I called the woman a fat moo, because only fat moos follow me around waiting for me to put back my toys.)