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La Guera (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} laguera25) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2005-01-11 12:33:00 |
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I found this while reading Neil Gaiman's blog. Not so much as a wanky argument as a wanky idea.
Apparently, Margaret Atwood, tired of actually attending book signings and interacting with the unwashed rabble that is her fanbase, has invented an Automatic Kissing Machine and Booksigner. With this baby, there is no need for her to be anywhere near the book signing. Nope, she can just interact from her home through the use of a video screen.
What does the lucky fan get out of this? Why, a mechanically reproduced signature and a printout commemorating the "meeting."
Whee.
Now, instead of getting that pesky Carpal Tunnel Syndrome by signing all those books, she can get it by wanking to her own greatness.
The Wank-O-Matic 3000
Apparently, Margaret Atwood, tired of actually attending book signings and interacting with the unwashed rabble that is her fanbase, has invented an Automatic Kissing Machine and Booksigner. With this baby, there is no need for her to be anywhere near the book signing. Nope, she can just interact from her home through the use of a video screen.
What does the lucky fan get out of this? Why, a mechanically reproduced signature and a printout commemorating the "meeting."
Whee.
Now, instead of getting that pesky Carpal Tunnel Syndrome by signing all those books, she can get it by wanking to her own greatness.
The Wank-O-Matic 3000
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