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skjeve ([info]skjeve) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-01-11 12:57:00


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Current mood:Fan-Fucking-tastic
Entry tags:community: deleterius, fandom: harry potter, internet lawyers, mary sues

Another mile marker in the copyright wars.
Deleterius has always been one of my favourite stomping grounds, as well as a sterling breeding ground for wank of the HP and LOTR flavour... but it's always particularly delightful when a sporked Suethor gets it in his or her head to fight back.

This one's doing a wonderful job of making an ass of herself. Filled with righteous indignation and all the bitterness one heart can hold, she's turned in a sporker to LJ abuse for copyright violation. Yes. Of work that is in essence completely a copyright violation in its own right.

The wank has spread (and yes, I've posted once, but not enough to make it to i_wank, although if the Suethor comes back, I'll probably wind up shifting this over there...) after the OP took down the original sporking. The lovely Tviokh reposted the sporking with a note to the Suethor to bring it. Still in its infant stages, as the Suethor's yet to post word one, but I smell ugliness in the making.

She's even threatened Deleterius with her internet lawyers.

As a bit of additional interest in the wank as it unfolds, we have a cryptically threatening message from the Suethor in her original Pit of Voles account profile ("Well well we are playing this game are we. Thats ok ill play." ...in case it winds up bahleeted), and a gorgeously whiny pep-talk from the Suethor to herself in the author's note of her reposted story.

The reviewers are no kinder in her reposted story than they were in the original.




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(Anonymous)
2005-01-11 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Just for kicks; here's the message that was on her author page before she put up the "ill play" one:

"Fighting with deleterius was fun. They had to take my story down. And people were talking about the fair copyright act. Well i talked directly with the copyright office and they said in this circumstance they dont believe this is the same thing. You guys are NOT criticizing mystory you are bashing it. There is no criticism about it.You can criticize it on fanfiction.net you cannot take it and put it on your site so all of your little friends who have no lives who have to make themselves feel good about putting others down to talk badly about my story. LiveJournal made you take my story down, and I have contacted othersso their stories will be taken down. You all are idiots you do know that right. So my story served its purpous being up here for a few more days now ican take it back down. If I do see my stuff on deleterius again i will take the advice of the US Copyright Office and hire myself a lawyer. Maybe if you guys had your own website and NOT a livejournal site it would be more plausible. And to answer the person who said i wouldn't mind if they were talking good about me, oh you think you know me? No I would want my things taken down off their site as well. After all its my story....not yours, not anybodies just mine."

Also, the author is pointing other "sporked" authors in deleterius' direction, causing some hilarious flame wars.

~ Chickenman

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(no subject) - [info]tviokh, 2005-01-11 11:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alina_kalime, 2005-01-12 01:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tviokh, 2005-01-12 01:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alina_kalime, 2005-01-12 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-01-12 05:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sesana, 2005-01-12 07:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iscoffy, 2005-01-12 07:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sesana, 2005-01-12 08:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pet, 2005-01-12 05:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sesana, 2005-01-12 06:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iscoffy, 2005-01-13 01:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sesana, 2005-01-13 07:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iscoffy, 2005-01-13 09:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-01-12 01:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2005-01-13 01:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-01-12 01:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oddplaces, 2005-01-12 07:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-01-12 01:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alina_kalime, 2005-01-12 03:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deejay435, 2005-01-12 11:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2005-01-13 01:04 am UTC

[info]loopywafflehead
2005-01-12 01:10 am UTC (link)
You forgot the best part! She's contacting other authors who have been featured and telling them how mean we are. Now they and their sockpuppets have been showing up all over the place:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/deleterius/1186848.html?thread=24541728#t24541728

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(no subject) - [info]skjeve, 2005-01-12 01:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-01-12 01:34 am UTC

[info]atalantapendrag
2005-01-12 01:18 am UTC (link)
Oh, fun! I left her a review, just because I've been waiting for an appropriate time to use the expression "I think I threw up in my mouth a little".

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(no subject) - [info]sesana, 2005-01-12 07:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-01-12 07:32 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-01-12 01:31 am UTC (link)
Wow, you people must feel so proud of yourselves to tear down someone like that!

Get over yourselves.

It's fanfiction, not the cure for cancer.

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(no subject) - [info]skjeve, 2005-01-12 01:33 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]kraken_sleeps, 2005-01-12 01:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]limyaael, 2005-01-12 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tviokh, 2005-01-12 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-01-12 02:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamtoday, 2005-01-12 01:41 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]nevadafighter, 2005-01-12 06:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]selene_avis, 2005-01-12 04:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2005-01-12 04:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-01-12 06:49 am UTC
Aw, you sweet little thing. - [info]yamashitaaki, 2005-01-12 07:12 am UTC
Re: Aw, you sweet little thing. - (Anonymous), 2005-01-12 11:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]isobelsomething, 2005-01-12 08:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyofviolets, 2005-01-12 01:07 pm UTC
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[info]c_chan
2005-01-12 01:44 am UTC (link)
Oh noes! Not the internet lawyers!

This is really just too amusing. Whiny little authors always amuse me. :D

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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-01-12 05:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]c_chan, 2005-01-12 05:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-01-12 06:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]c_chan, 2005-01-12 06:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2005-01-12 06:55 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-01-12 08:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-01-12 09:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ironymaiden, 2005-01-12 12:51 pm UTC

[info]palabradot
2005-01-12 01:50 am UTC (link)
Ah, Deleterius. I love that place. Haven't had time for it recently, tho...
Ooooh. Better settle in with the biscuits and tea I made - I think I'll be reading for a while.

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[info]ashenmote
2005-01-12 01:51 am UTC (link)
This one's doing a wonderful job of making an ass of herself. Filled with righteous indignation and all the bitterness one heart can hold...

Can I please have a little more guidance as to who I am supposed to consider wanky here? Thanks.

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(no subject) - [info]dwarfjen, 2005-01-12 02:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-01-12 02:21 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-12 02:22 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-12 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-01-12 02:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2005-01-12 06:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-01-12 06:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skjeve, 2005-01-12 11:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skjeve, 2005-01-12 11:17 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-01-12 02:04 am UTC (link)
LMAO, she IS the new JKR, guys: Just Kan't Rite.

And her Mary Sue sucks donkey balls. Hell, so does the story.

Punctuation is your friend. So is spell check. Don't run from them, they're only here to help that garbage can drivel sound better than what it currently is. Somehow, I don't think that's possible.

Bitching about copyrights when you're using a Real, Live, Published Author's characters and locations as fanfiction Sue fodder makes her look teh dumbass. A judge would laugh her ass out of court and slap her with Contempt for Not Knowing What You Speak Of. And a dictionary, thesaurus, and 'how-to-write' guide.

This is the funniest Suethor I've ever read.

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(no subject) - [info]nevadafighter, 2005-01-12 02:12 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-12 02:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nevadafighter, 2005-01-12 06:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzytowers, 2005-01-12 04:54 pm UTC

[info]palabradot
2005-01-12 02:14 am UTC (link)
Wow. She just keeps deleting the entry and reposting it under different usernames.

Truly, the Suethor of a Thousand Faces.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-12 05:24 am UTC

[info]seppuku
2005-01-12 02:25 am UTC (link)
I've been waiting for a Cliffs Notes summary of this deal to show up on Fandom Wank -- I've been too lazy to figure out what the hell was going on at Deleterius over the last few days.

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(no subject) - [info]tviokh, 2005-01-12 02:27 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-12 02:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2005-01-12 04:24 am UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-12 08:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2005-01-13 02:20 am UTC

[info]tyraarane_
2005-01-12 02:59 am UTC (link)
I think one of the FF.net reviews sums it up ever-so-nicely: "What the hell is this?

Harry has green eyes, you derelict ignorant twit. And he doesn't do Sues."


"Derelict ignorant twit" = best. Insult. EVER. XD

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-01-12 03:03 am UTC (link)
Oh, massive POUT. Apparently, I never joined deleterius, even though I've had it on my friends list for ages.

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(no subject) - [info]scarah2, 2005-01-12 09:18 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2005-01-12 06:39 pm UTC
Shiny locked entry.... - [info]scarah2, 2005-01-12 08:10 pm UTC

[info]julia
2005-01-12 03:30 am UTC (link)
From the reviews: The colour Harry's eyes are in the movie? Is NOT canon, therefore, should NOT be a part of fan fiction. His eyes are GREEN because his MOTHER'S were green. If you read the books, you would know that that is SIGNIFICANT.

Was his eye-color a plot point or something? 'Cause, dude, off the top of my head I can't tell you the eye-colors of any of my favorite book characters from any series.

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(no subject) - [info]limyaael, 2005-01-12 03:35 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]combledore, 2005-01-12 08:06 pm UTC
I try, I'm just not funny today.
[info]ninja_stripper
2005-01-12 04:04 am UTC (link)
NS: Hello, E-Strippers and Intraweb Law Offices how can I help you?

Writer: OMGDELETRIUSISSOMEANTOMEANDTHEYSTOLEMYBLOODFROMMYVIENS!

NS: Alright, so Deletrius stole your original fiction?

Writer: Well, it had an original character.

NS: and someone said that they wrote your fanfiction?

Writer: NO THEY WERE MMMEEEEEEAAAAAANNNNN

NS: And you want them to stop being mean?

Writer: YES! They told me Harry's eyes were GREEN and I can't WRITE!

NS: Uhm, there's nothing illegal here.

Writer: BUT I TALKED TO A LAW PERSON!

NS: Honey, aside from show Tviokh my boobies there's little I can do.

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Re: I try, I'm just not funny today. - [info]plazmah, 2005-01-12 05:45 am UTC
Re: I try, I'm just not funny today. - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-01-13 04:43 pm UTC
Re: I try, I'm just not funny today. - [info]plazmah, 2005-01-14 02:36 am UTC
Re: I try, I'm just not funny today. - (Anonymous), 2005-01-12 03:24 pm UTC
Re: I try, I'm just not funny today. - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-01-13 04:42 pm UTC

[info]yamashitaaki
2005-01-12 04:07 am UTC (link)
Deleterius always brings teh wank on a boring day. I love it like a child.

A redheaded step-child that often gets beaten regularly.

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(no subject) - [info]yamashitaaki, 2005-01-12 04:10 am UTC

[info]annabelle_lee
2005-01-12 04:32 am UTC (link)
[weeps] But why...why are people my age...why are they such WANKERS?! Don't you think half of them would have brains enough to know how to spell 'you' and 'people' by now? Or know what the fuck a comma is?

Or actually know how to read and retain information?

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[info]cynicelle
2005-01-12 05:13 am UTC (link)
Goal for 2005: Open a shiny Internet Law Firm.

1. Collect money from silly people who think they can file lawsuits over random nasty comments on the internet.

2. ???

3. Profit!

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(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-01-12 06:17 am UTC

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[info]furiosity
2005-01-12 05:52 am UTC (link)
I don't understand how LJ Abuse decided that the Suethor had a point. Or do they automagically agree with each grievance?

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[info]ninja_stripper
2005-01-12 06:18 am UTC (link)
Given all the E-lawers, one would think that they'd stop breaking Goodwin's Law so damn much.

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[info]zorayda
2005-01-12 06:24 am UTC (link)
*gasp* THE INTERNET LAWYERS?!! Oh well. Might as well just turn themselves in right now.

(P.S. Your icon is so lovely...)

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(no subject) - [info]skjeve, 2005-01-12 11:24 am UTC

[info]oddplaces
2005-01-12 07:24 am UTC (link)
Quick like a bunny as my brother says

Would that be in bed? I mean, that's the first connotation I have when rabbits are mentioned.

Eww, I believe I just squicked myself.

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(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-01-12 08:15 am UTC

[info]dreamtoday
2005-01-12 08:22 am UTC (link)
everytime i want to find amusement in the deleterious community i read the community info and cry bitter, bitter tears. why, people. WHY? won't anyone think of the canon rapers?

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(no subject) - coreopsis, 2005-01-12 06:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamtoday, 2005-01-13 05:03 am UTC

[info]rachel_04
2005-01-12 08:44 am UTC (link)
Whoever said they were starting an E-Law Firm: I just got my very own polished e-degree! Can I be apart of the firm? Seriously, who are these mysterious Internet Lawyers and where do I sign up?

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[info]cyn
2005-01-12 08:49 am UTC (link)
Aren't we sated with shooting fish in barrels?

Unworthy. Not to my taste.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-01-12 10:24 am UTC (link)
Hee hee hee. Yes, I am amused easily.

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