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Tiki the Love God ([info]tiki) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-01-12 16:00:00
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Entry tags:cosplay, sockpuppets

Cosplayers and the people who hate them...
...are always good for the wank. I stumbled upon this cold, not knowing any of the parties involved, but to sum up, it appears that some guy named Damien took a dislike to some cosplayer named Erika, and started sending her harrassing and/or annoying e-mails, such as the one reproduced here.
As you can see in the comments, Erika's fellow-cosplayer friends take offense to Damien, Damien (posting anonymously but signing his posts) takes even more offense, and finally, at the bottom of page 2, an anonymous defender of Damien (who I'm ABSOLUTELY SURE is not Damien defending himself using a sockpuppet so transparent it must be made out of Saran Wrap) comes in to declare Damien the winner, or something. Honestly, I have no idea exactly what these people are carrying on about, but I found it kind of amusing.


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[info]ctrlaltdlt
2005-01-12 11:35 pm UTC (link)
Now bow the fuck down to my superior bastardry. You've been owned, and now you and your friends will suffer.

I also don't have a clue as to what exactly they're bitching about, but that quote made me laugh so it was worth the read.

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[info]phosfate
2005-01-12 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Hee. Cedaline.

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mini wank in bad_sex
(Anonymous)
2005-01-13 12:47 am UTC (link)
There may be some wank going on Run down is that thescarletgypsy makes a flip comment wishing this girl discussed in the post gets pregnant. cosmognic takes issue and it all descends into "he withouth sin cast the first stone" (http://www.livejournal.com/community/bad_sex/1083595.html)

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[info]rustybitch
2005-01-13 01:02 am UTC (link)
If I had a little magic lamp I could polish, I would wish for that Damien guy to turn up here and share his hatred.
That could so easily turn into several days of fun.

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[info]cheezit
2005-01-13 01:24 am UTC (link)
Maybe if we say his name 3 times?
Days of fun indeed.

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[info]skarrow
2005-01-13 03:59 am UTC (link)
Asshat..

Asshat...

ASSHAT!

*looks around* Is he here yet?

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[info]mister_terrific
2005-01-13 04:09 am UTC (link)
We may just have an excellent candidate for "fanfic buttsex research panel" at the next MediaWest.

All we need now is a top with either a cock or strap-on.

And a digital camcorder.

Mister Terrific
Defender of Fair Play

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-01-13 07:14 am UTC (link)
Overcompensation, much?

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-13 08:14 am UTC (link)
I think I'm in love.

I mean, how many women get a crack at a man who knows martial arts despite never having had formal training? This one's even "a trained Shotokan fighter who's mastered 8 weapons." He's not afraid to use his knives. He's a Satanist. He's played guitar for 12 years and is "pretty much at Master level. I'm really not trying to brag or anything, but if there were a belt ranking system for guitar, I would be a Black Belt 6th Dan." He legally changed his name to Damien Warlock. He's an Aquarius. He's a visionary. He types at 100 wpm. He doesn't "conform to ridiculous and constraintual social norms." And he's a Smallville fan!

He also spells pretty well and he's not afraid to show us his tits.

Was any man ever so appealing?

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[info]blue_linnet
2005-01-13 09:58 am UTC (link)
I think I love YOU. :D

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-13 07:39 pm UTC (link)
Alas, your love must go unrequited unless you have mastered at least six weapons without formal training and are willing to change your name to Azrael Ravenwolf Nightchylde. As Damien is taken, I must settle, but I refuse to settle too far.

Also, pictures of you in a net shirt may be necessary.

-- Issendai

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[info]cheezit
2005-01-13 09:00 pm UTC (link)
You should at least demand the 6th level Dan guitar skillz as well!
Heaven forbid you debase yourself by settling too much.


...wait...
Mad self-taught martial arts skillz
Wailing on his axe...

Holy SHIT he IS a ninja!!!

(the hair gives me ideas...bad ideas...)

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-13 11:39 am UTC (link)
*grabs nose as eyes water* All the rum in my mouth just went up my nose.

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-13 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Well, now I guess we know why the rum's gone.

-- Issendai

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[info]rustybitch
2005-01-13 11:06 pm UTC (link)
He's a rebel Satanist!

I'll fight you for him.

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[info]fatesarchitect
2005-01-13 11:21 am UTC (link)
I am feel sooooo bad for Erika. That Damien guy, he sure looks scary! A very scary ninja! [/sarcasm]

A cosplayer friend linked me to this maybe two weeks ago, and I just laughed and shook my head, then went back to looking at porn the news.

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