First post, insert joke about virginity here.
Over on fm_alchemist, a haven for All Things Wank, lady_agrias posts the following:
"May I ask a question?
WTF is with RoyxEd fangirls? o_O It's ridiculous. Ed thinks nothing of love and Roy is -WAY- too much of a ladies man. Ed hates Roy, anyways. o_O;"
A hundred comments, and still going.