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sploogeslayer ([info]sploogeslayer) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-01-16 21:23:00
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Current mood:Mystified

You're so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean!
After roaming many sites in search of wank, I returned to 'Mess Hall' to see if there had been any further wanky developements.....and they haven't failed.

The wank that began it all has been deleted, it was a simple start to a rp, (though it was horribly written), and the site's self appointed bastard jumped in with a micro critique. It's not all that bad actually, it seems like Kingsley was trying to be helpful.....but that didn't last long.

Where it all begins

So 'Allie' deletes her post and starts over, but it isn't any better, and 'Kingsley' tries again but this time he's meeeeeeeeeen, or having a tantrum. The Holy Crusade of 'book' and 'Min' come riding to 'Allie's' rescue, followed by yet another sycophant, then Allie herself joins in and sputters.......something.

Now this puzzle's me greatly....'Allie Lupin' can neither spell or form a coherent sentence, and yet somehow she has been published?

I wasn't aware that all my submissioned work or posts, had to be ready for the publishers.... an I know what thats like, I have been 'Published'


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[info]deoridhe
2005-01-17 04:40 am UTC (link)
The calligraphic pink.... it burns...

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[info]nevadafighter
2005-01-17 04:49 am UTC (link)
You mean you could READ that? @.@ (No, seriously. That's what my eyes look like right now.)

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-01-17 05:05 am UTC (link)
[groans] I highlighted the text so it was white on blue. The font made it still unreadable.

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[info]deoridhe
2005-01-17 06:12 am UTC (link)
You, me, we do the same things!

Deoridhe x the clansmen = OTP!!!

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-01-17 06:26 am UTC (link)
OMG teh hawt OTP 4ever [squee]

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[info]rachelmap
2005-01-17 08:04 am UTC (link)
It looks like Bradley Hand ITC. I can read it if I bump the font size way up, but it's still pink. Pink!

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[info]feenix
2005-01-17 02:42 pm UTC (link)
Nah, it's Lucidia Script. Bradley Hand's more upright.

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[info]rachelmap
2005-01-18 09:17 am UTC (link)
Ah! Thank you.

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-17 07:31 pm UTC (link)
I wonder if she's seen this wank because when I had a look around to see what this 'rp' was about I came across the latest entry and she's changed it from pink to black, same font though.

<a href="http://groups.msn.com/Hogwarts2001MessHall/mirroroferised.msnw?action=get_message&mview=0&ID_Message=20467&LastModified=4675506212990197178>* Any comments, concerns can be e-mailed allie@opticdesignz.co.nz Stupid advice isn't needed. I'm not asking for any, but if you feel you have too e-mail me. This will not disrupt this Award winning RP ^_^ *</a>

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[info]deoridhe
2005-01-17 06:10 am UTC (link)
It's more like glance at and run away screaming, because even when it's highlighted the pain doesn't stop.

Why do people write like that on the internet and seriously expect people to read their deathless prose?

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[info]els_chan
2005-01-17 04:49 am UTC (link)
I tried to read what that Allie girl wrote, and my brain just kind of dribbled out of my ears. Why people think it's a good idea to use pink text on a white background, I will never, ever understand,but I really wish they'd knock it off.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-01-17 05:01 am UTC (link)
She was probably "published" in one of those scam books sort of like the Who's Who books and isn't old enough to know better.

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[info]telophase
2005-01-17 05:33 am UTC (link)
She says it's in reference to her "job/jobs", although she doesn't explain what that/those are, thus rendering the statement yet more puzzling.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-01-17 05:36 am UTC (link)
See, I didn't get that far around the blinding font. Though I just figured out I can C&P it in another window... [goes to read the wank in all its glory]

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[info]telophase
2005-01-17 05:43 am UTC (link)
I'm overdue for new glasses and have been suffering eyestrain all week, so reading that didn't add anything to what I've been dealing with already. :)

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-17 10:29 pm UTC (link)
Maybe she's not only a Hooters girl, but also in charge of designing and printing the menus?

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[info]cathowl
2005-01-17 05:30 am UTC (link)
*Sees the pink font and backpedals rapidly* Ack ack ack! No no no!

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[info]cathowl
2005-01-17 05:51 am UTC (link)
And I'm gonna be too if I try to read that.

By the way, love your icon, but where are the pictures from?

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[info]deejay435
2005-01-17 05:33 am UTC (link)
Good God. My head hurts just from the color, let alone the drivel the girl was spouting.

Have these people never heard of tag lines? Jesus, back in the ancient days of Prodigy, I had a program that would randomly add tags to all my postings.

What a bunch of dolts.

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[info]provetheworst
2005-01-17 04:50 pm UTC (link)
OT, but Prodigy! ♥ I know so few people who remember the good ol' days.

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[info]greypearl
2005-01-17 05:50 am UTC (link)
Excuse me if I'm lost, I was always toldto be careful contextual analysis, but I'll try anyway.

If you were a piece of contextual analysis, you'd be the sort that people would use to line birdcages.

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[info]wrenlet
2005-01-17 06:12 am UTC (link)
*Spelling and Grammar mistakes, make this post unique*

*splorfle* No... *looks around the rest of the Intarweb* No, they really really don't.

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[info]mooncalf
2005-01-17 06:46 am UTC (link)
... putting quotes around 'published' makes it sound like a euphemism for something.

Oh, baby, 'publish' me! Print my 'words' on a 'page'! 'Bind' my 'pages' together! Put me out in 'hardback'! OH YEAH BABY YEAH!

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[info]kenovay
2005-01-17 11:42 am UTC (link)
You saucy wench, you.

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[info]pokecheck
2005-01-17 07:11 am UTC (link)
Sheesh. I squinted a lot and got "christian" "islamic" and "fundamentalist."

In a Harry Potter discussion, that can't be good.

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[info]ichigatsu
2005-01-17 07:13 am UTC (link)
Hasn't this Kingsley dude been splooged on before? By Minerva McGonagall, I think, and also because of his signature.

*suddenly gets images of Prof. McGonagall making Kingsley Shacklebolt a bukakke star, and decides to lay off the HP porn for awhile*

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[info]ashenmote
2005-01-17 07:34 am UTC (link)
Ah, yes - that was the wank that largely ignored because some anon wanked all over the correspondent F_W thread.

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[info]aycelcus
2005-01-18 11:47 pm UTC (link)
That wank that left me with a headache for days. What is with the anonymoice bringing it to the yard?

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[info]sneer
2005-01-17 08:40 am UTC (link)
Submissioned?

*insert Ralph Wiggum joke of your choice here*

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-17 07:33 pm UTC (link)
HA HA, too fucking funny.....

The last thing Allie needed was to have potions class first.

As soon as she had collected her things for the day from her room. Allie and Maddy made their way to class. Allie with her unfinnished potions essay.
'What a great day it would be' Allie thought to herself. It wouldn't be till lunch, that Maddy would know what had occured this time.

* Any comments, concerns can be e-mailed allie@opticdesignz.co.nz Stupid advice isn't needed. I'm not asking for any, but if you feel you have too e-mail me. This will not disrupt this Award winning RP ^_^ *

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Allie . . .
[info]sidhebastardess
2005-01-17 10:39 pm UTC (link)
Oh god. I was skimming my friends' list, and I saw my name on f_w.

Cue ten seconds of total panic. Of course, it isn't me, but I'm still vaguely ashamed.

And that's without really reading what she wrote, because her font color makes my eyes water.

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