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Claire (rogue) wrote in fandom_wank,
@ 2005-01-16 20:32:00

He's the God of ... well, something.
Holy crap, I'm posting so much lately. It's all

smo's fault for enabling me.

Soooooo, I never got over being a teen goth, and I still like Marilyn Manson. STOP MAKING FUN OF ME.

Someone decided to spam a Manson icon community with several large images of Emma Bunton, ex-Spice Girls, with links to something (I haven't clicked for fear of spyware).

And now I have no idea what is going on. It might be a flamewar. It might be wank. It might be friends being weird. I don't know. All I know that it is not work safe.

Highlights include:

Tracking device was implanted in the green crystal schlong I gave you for Christmas. Now look me in the eye and tell me what you ahve really been up to.

ALRIGHT YOU FUCKING LOSER. FIRST YOU POST THIS IN BRITNEY_FANS, NOW HERE. I LOVE EMMA, BUT YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON. GO KILL YOURSELF.

ETA: AUGHH, SUSPENDED USER! Oh, lament! If anyone knows what that magical search-thingy is for pages long since dead on the internet, knock yourselves out, because this was exceedingly strange.

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	(Anonymous) 2005-01-17 06:42 am UTC (link)
	I'm extremely scared by that porn. image. hand. thing. I just. It makes me want to cry. I don't understand it at all. (Reply to this)

	WTF? cathowl 2005-01-17 06:47 am UTC (link)
	Is confused and frightened What the bleeding bugger? (Reply to this)

	loki 2005-01-17 06:52 am UTC (link)
	Heh, s/h/it spammed in darksideofebay, too. (Reply to this)

	sarajayechan 2005-01-17 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Tracking device was implanted in the green crystal schlong I gave you for Christmas. Now look me in the eye and tell me what you ahve really been up to. Good thing I wasn't eating when I read that! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gloria_mundi 2005-01-17 07:35 am UTC (link)
	It is laughworthy, aint it? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2005-01-17 07:09 am UTC (link)
	evil grin (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2005-01-17 07:28 am UTC (link)
	Not one, but two people spammed the Bad_Sex community on LJ with that in the last two weeks... it's basically just a promo deal, I think. The person gets paid every time someone clicks on that link. It's unbelievably obnoxious. (Reply to this)

	sluggirl 2005-01-17 07:29 am UTC (link)
	The journal has been suspended. Anybody save it? (Reply to this)

	wolfsamurai 2005-01-17 07:30 am UTC (link)
	It's been spammed into several other communities that I'm not going to mention that I'm a member of. cough (Reply to this)

	khym_chanur 2005-01-17 07:35 am UTC (link)
	Dude, Marilyn Manson creeps me out, and I usually like creepy things. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	rogue 2005-01-17 07:56 am UTC (link)
	Someone told me he keeps the fetus of his aborted child with Dita Von Teese in a jar and named it Ludwig! And I believe it because everything I read on the internet is always true! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2005-01-17 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	False, but not that far from the truth. He has his own foreskin preserved in a little glass jar. Apparently his mother saved it from when he was, ah, cut. I would like a Dita Von Teese in a jar. Or at least the infamous giant martini glass. I worder how much she charges? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	big_bad_wolf 2005-01-17 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Find out, and I'll chip in. Mmmmmm, Dita. Mmmm. MMMMMMM. Allow me to reiterate: drool (Reply to this)(Parent)

	olivia_ramirez 2005-01-17 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	Really? That would be the second fetus, because reportedly he did the same with the aborted child he had with Missy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	teratologist 2005-01-18 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Collect the whole set! Hey, they're a lot easier to take care of than the kind that grow up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lycoris 2005-01-27 12:15 am UTC (link)
	I was EATING when I read this you know! hides (Reply to this)(Parent)

	annabelle_lee 2005-01-17 07:40 am UTC (link)
	I feel so conflicted. I splorfle over the crazy, but mourn the fact that I couldn't see it first-hand. Woe. I cry a little goth tear. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	fatesarchitect 2005-01-17 09:47 am UTC (link)
	Let's wear black and write angsty poems together. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	annabelle_lee 2005-01-17 11:36 am UTC (link)
	Oh, damn. I only know how to write highly suggestive sexual poems that sound like they're from an abusive ex but are really me trying to be sexy. Teach me how to write angsty poems? I'll let you wear my black hat. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fatesarchitect 2005-01-17 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	Oooh. Let's write highly suggestive ANGSTY sexual poems. Along the lines of 'no sex for youuu!' ..can i still wear your black hat? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	annabelle_lee 2005-01-18 04:09 am UTC (link)
	Works for me. And yes, you can wear the black hat. Everyone should have a black hat when writing angsty sexual poetry. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fatesarchitect 2005-01-18 09:20 am UTC (link)
	OH! Can we use really ridiculous euphemisms too? please? ..is 'weeping tower of manhood' emo enough for this? I mean..it weeps..sorta. snerk (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	annabelle_lee 2005-01-18 09:41 am UTC (link)
	[splorfles] As long as I can use 'rosy bud of heaven'. Anuses are rosy...in a way. And emokids like flowers, right? I mean, everyone likes flowers anyway. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fatesarchitect 2005-01-19 03:11 am UTC (link)
	I like flowers. Sure! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	khym_chanur 2005-01-17 10:22 am UTC (link)
	That reminds me of something I've been meaning to ask: what's the origin of "a single emo tear""? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	annabelle_lee 2005-01-17 11:32 am UTC (link)
	No clue. I just picked up the trend because I'm a hack like that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tapedeck 2005-01-17 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	Because emo kids like to cry a lot as they listen to Weezer and knit brown sweaters. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	khym_chanur 2005-01-18 12:54 am UTC (link)
	But why just a single tear? "Sheds emo tears" I'd get, but "Sheds a single emo tear" puzzles me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	skarrow 2005-01-18 02:11 am UTC (link)
	I get that. Tears and weeping aren't artsy enough. It has to be a single, shining tear sliding its lonely way down one's face... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-01-17 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	Any takers for LOTR wank? Laney gets her knickers in a twist because OMG HE CUT HIZ HAIR! http://jornbenzon.proboards18.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&num=1105747598 http://jornbenzon.proboards18.com/index.cgi?board=jorn&action=display&num=1105805427&start=0 ~Aude (Reply to this)

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