GAFF Christian Zombie Jesus wank
More wank from Godawful Fanfiction. It's very small and it will probably die out. GAFF has a tendency lately to be all lovey dovey and let's not snark at each other because we are better than that and let's not even disagree with each other instead let's share M&Ms and cuddle.

It all starts when TheScornfulRoman posts a link to an admittedly stupid story about Jesus returning as a zombie. In the good old days of GAFF, what might have happened? Some snarky comments perhaps..... snark about the story but not the author. Posting of choice godawful bits and then making fun of the godawfulness. But in the fashion of what GAFF has become, (meaning Wanky,) instead people are outraged and horrified and self righteous. (Seriously, what happened to GAFF, it used to be all snark all the time.) Matrix Refugee says, "Hands off someone whom I not only admire, but Who is my Deity incarnate! "

Along comes Tilly who is semi known for poking people with a pointy stick and she pokes the Christians. Not nice. (And at the same time, drags real person fic into it.) Then Miss Kitten pokes Christians a little, and Deepgirl mentions, At least Shaun Of The Dead didn't make fun of Jesus!

Some highlights include, "was Jesus real or wasn't he", "does this count as real person fic", EileenK98 obxerving that she hopes this person is ready to go to hell, Matrix Refugee cowering in the corner because Tilly poked him/her and then Tilly poking him/her even more, some good "hands off The Bible" protests, VelvetBlood poking a little more, "is this a parody or not" debate, a mention of the famous rape story writer "Pred", and how could a wank be complete without "Muslims would cut your hand off!" and the "how dare you generalize Muslims!" part!

Don't poke the GAFFers. They used to be fun, but now they're ubersensitive.