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Maria ([info]ladyofviolets) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-01-21 17:38:00
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Current mood:OMGWTF
Current music:Hiroko Moriguchi - Mizu no hoshi e Ai wo Komete

A Yaoi (Slam dunk, specifically) Wank I found 10 minutes ago...
While checking the Pit of Voles, I came across this...

This looks like your average girl bashing fic made by a rabid yaoi fangirl...

Well, it is. Until you reach the reviews. Lots of yaoi bashing, anti-yaoi bashing, fangirl idiocy, etc. etc.

Do I haver to mention that this dumbass author also has a whiny-ass non-chapter where she bitches about the reviews? And that she has fics that directly violate the ToS? (Hey, you don't have to like the non NC-17 policy, but it's Xing's site and you have to play by HIS rules).

Damn, how I loathe those rabid yaoi fanbrats that give us sane yaoi fangirls (Yes, people, we exist) a bad rep...


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Bleh I say
[info]cathowl
2005-01-21 10:55 pm UTC (link)
Ugh. **** like this is half the reason I'm turning tail on ff.net and moving all my fanfiction elsewhere (slowly).

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Re: Bleh I say
[info]teleute
2005-01-22 12:51 am UTC (link)
****? This is fandom_wank, dearie, you're allowed to say 'shit'.

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Re: Bleh I say - [info]cathowl, 2005-01-22 12:54 am UTC
Re: Bleh I say - [info]kinneas, 2005-01-22 12:57 am UTC
^_- - [info]cathowl, 2005-01-22 01:00 am UTC
Re: ^_- - [info]kinneas, 2005-01-22 01:00 am UTC
Re: Bleh I say - (Anonymous), 2005-01-22 01:14 am UTC
Re: Bleh I say - [info]marlo, 2005-01-22 01:18 am UTC
Re: Bleh I say - (Anonymous), 2005-01-22 01:21 am UTC
Re: Bleh I say - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-01-22 01:48 am UTC
Re: Bleh I say - [info]skarrow, 2005-01-22 03:52 am UTC
Re: Bleh I say - (Anonymous), 2005-01-22 08:18 pm UTC
Re: Bleh I say - [info]skarrow, 2005-01-22 08:27 pm UTC
Re: Bleh I say - [info]provetheworst, 2005-01-22 01:32 am UTC
Re: Bleh I say - [info]skarrow, 2005-01-22 03:49 am UTC
Re: Bleh I say - (Anonymous), 2005-01-22 05:58 pm UTC
Re: Bleh I say - [info]provetheworst, 2005-01-22 07:58 pm UTC

[info]reinhardt
2005-01-21 11:04 pm UTC (link)
Oh... Em... Gee... Slam Dunk wank? I never thought I'd see this day. *sniff* Aww... my wittle fandom is all grown up. *sniff*

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[info]ladyofviolets
2005-01-21 11:07 pm UTC (link)
In my times in the Slam Dunk fandom I never witnessed SUCH a wank. Guess my yaoi pairing of choice (Mitsui/Kogure - they're STILL my Slam Dunk OTP) was wank-free, since there's no girl getting in between and they're not the sup-ah main characters...

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(no subject) - [info]delcj, 2005-01-22 12:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyofviolets, 2005-01-22 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]delcj, 2005-01-24 09:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyofviolets, 2005-01-24 11:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]andsoyoudied, 2005-01-22 01:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyofviolets, 2005-01-22 02:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]andsoyoudied, 2005-01-22 02:51 pm UTC

[info]andsoyoudied
2005-01-22 01:47 pm UTC (link)
For real. When I was involved with it, the SD fandom was such a little isolationist suburb of pretend-nice.

*is sad that she missed the wank*

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[info]rosethorne
2005-01-21 11:06 pm UTC (link)
Sad part is, I used to report people like her and I've given up.

The Pit of Voles can rot. I want no part in it.

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[info]cathowl
2005-01-22 12:05 am UTC (link)
Excuse me, I'm creating a "Wank Dictionary", and I think I want to add "The Pit of Voles", is it a frequently used term?

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*jumps in* - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-01-22 12:16 am UTC
Re: *jumps in* - [info]cathowl, 2005-01-22 12:25 am UTC
Re: *jumps in* - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-01-22 01:37 am UTC
Re: *jumps in* - [info]sairobi, 2005-01-22 09:32 pm UTC
Re: *jumps in* - (Anonymous), 2005-01-22 11:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-22 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skjeve, 2005-01-22 12:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cathowl, 2005-01-22 12:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-01-22 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-01-22 03:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosethorne, 2005-01-22 07:03 am UTC

[info]annabelle_lee
2005-01-22 08:50 am UTC (link)
That's been my attitude since the NC-17 bannings and I think it's a good one. Though there should be a law that when FFnet is invoked, someone will mention the NC-17 bannings in a thread, thereby nulling the significance of it.

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(no subject) - [info]rosethorne, 2005-01-22 10:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-01-22 11:04 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-22 05:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-01-22 07:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-01-22 06:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-01-22 07:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-01-23 01:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-01-23 04:56 am UTC

[info]yamashitaaki
2005-01-21 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Torn between reporting, and leaving it be for the mock factor...

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Gah, hit "send" too soon.
[info]yamashitaaki
2005-01-21 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Grr. Anyway.

What to do, God?! WHAT TO DO?!

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Re: Gah, hit "send" too soon. - [info]ladyofviolets, 2005-01-21 11:17 pm UTC
Re: Gah, hit "send" too soon. - [info]yamashitaaki, 2005-01-21 11:33 pm UTC

[info]tekenduis
2005-01-21 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Option A, please. Option B is frowned upon and in poor taste. We're here to point and laugh in our own community, not to get people kicked.

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[info]tekenduis
2005-01-21 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Pardon me. Option B please, Option A is etc, etc.

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(no subject) - [info]yamashitaaki, 2005-01-21 11:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-01-22 03:20 am UTC
I'm a grammar ho
[info]marlo
2005-01-21 11:25 pm UTC (link)
as much as I like the word "idioticy," it's actually "idiocy." ;)

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Re: I'm a grammar ho
[info]ladyofviolets
2005-01-21 11:31 pm UTC (link)
The Spanish-talking lady here thanks you for pointing it out. *edits*

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Re: I'm a grammar ho - [info]marlo, 2005-01-21 11:32 pm UTC
Re: I'm a grammar ho
[info]yamashitaaki
2005-01-21 11:53 pm UTC (link)
Idioticy is a fun word. ^_^

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Re: I'm a grammar ho - [info]cleolinda, 2005-01-22 12:39 am UTC
Re: I'm a grammar ho - [info]yamashitaaki, 2005-01-22 01:01 am UTC

[info]marlo
2005-01-21 11:31 pm UTC (link)
Fuck, you can't even scratch your ass in that review forum without bumping into a psychotic fangirl. I don't even understand what the hell people are talking about in half of these posts.

Maybe if I tried writing in n00bfangirlese:

WTF u r al crazy bitches!!!!!!! WTF ru ppl talkign bout n e wayz??

::feels dirty now::

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(no subject) - [info]kinneas, 2005-01-22 01:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yamashitaaki, 2005-01-22 01:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kinneas, 2005-01-22 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-01-22 01:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yamashitaaki, 2005-01-22 01:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-01-22 01:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yamashitaaki, 2005-01-22 01:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-01-22 01:22 am UTC
grasping at straws! - [info]yamashitaaki, 2005-01-22 01:24 am UTC
Re: grasping at straws! - [info]marlo, 2005-01-22 01:26 am UTC
Re: grasping at straws! - [info]yamashitaaki, 2005-01-22 01:41 am UTC
Re: grasping at straws! - [info]marlo, 2005-01-22 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cathowl, 2005-01-22 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-22 01:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cathowl, 2005-01-22 01:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kinneas, 2005-01-22 01:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-01-22 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elaby, 2005-01-23 05:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-01-22 01:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-01-22 01:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-01-22 01:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-01-22 01:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-01-22 05:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-01-22 05:29 am UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2005-01-21 11:52 pm UTC (link)
Head, you know desk, right? Well, I've just made you a little playdate, hope you don't mind.

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-21 11:54 pm UTC (link)
I got sidetracked by-

You're grammar's fine for a Spanish girl.

Sweet Christ.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-22 12:36 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-22 12:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tyraarane_, 2005-01-22 12:53 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-22 12:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-01-22 03:59 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-22 11:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yamashitaaki, 2005-01-22 01:00 am UTC
^--- icon - [info]kinneas, 2005-01-22 01:08 am UTC
Re: ^--- icon - [info]yamashitaaki, 2005-01-22 01:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jetamors, 2005-01-22 01:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yamashitaaki, 2005-01-22 01:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jetamors, 2005-01-22 06:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alpheratz, 2005-01-22 03:24 am UTC

[info]xero_sky
2005-01-22 12:01 am UTC (link)
*gets all nostalgic* Awww... it's stuff like that which almost makes me miss the ol' Pit.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-01-22 01:23 am UTC (link)
Apparently according to the rabid yaoi fangirl (as opposed to the non-rabid variety) everything with a uterus and ovaries = teh EV1L.

Never mind that all rabid yaoi fangirls have ovaries and uterii.

Actually, considering she seems to insult everyone, I'm wondering if this an especially focused troll.

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(no subject) - [info]isobelsomething, 2005-01-22 08:09 am UTC

[info]oxydosic
2005-01-22 01:56 am UTC (link)
ff.net didn't USED to be full of psychopaths. There used to be sane people, who didn't stalk you if you left a criticism of their work as a review. I had just signed up again after being off the site for a couple years and my first day i got some wackjob stalking me over a review i left. Are there any SANE fanfiction archives?

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(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-01-22 03:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yamashitaaki, 2005-01-22 04:00 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-22 04:01 am UTC
Unleash the Caplocks of Rage!
[info]platedlizard
2005-01-22 02:48 am UTC (link)
You said Yaoi writers are lesbians, then why in bloody fuck would they write yaoi WHEN YOU STATED EARLIER THAT BOYS WILL NEVER APPRECIATE YAOI, THEY WOULD EVEN BE DISGUSTED WITH THE IDEA. DON'T LESBIANS THINK AND ACT LIKE MEN/BOYS? ARE YOU CONTRADICTING YOUR DUMB SELF? YOU HAVE ALREADY STATED SOMETHING DUMB AND LATER ON CONTRADICTED IT WITH AN IMPOSSIBLY DUMBER ONE. YOUR LOGIC REASONING SUGGESTS THIS; LESBIANS WRITE YAOI BUT LESBIANS THINK AND ACT LIKE MEN WHO HATE YAOI. FUCK THAT, DUMMY.


Wow, the wank starts real early, don't it? Last time I looked lebians thought/acted like girls who happened to be attracted to other women. But maybe that's just me.

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Re: Unleash the Caplocks of Rage! - [info]skarrow, 2005-01-22 03:56 am UTC
Re: Unleash the Caplocks of Rage! - [info]yamashitaaki, 2005-01-22 04:02 am UTC
Re: Unleash the Caplocks of Rage! - [info]platedlizard, 2005-01-22 05:04 am UTC
Re: Unleash the Caplocks of Rage! - [info]skarrow, 2005-01-22 11:35 am UTC
Re: Unleash the Caplocks of Rage! - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-01-22 09:12 am UTC
Re: Unleash the Caplocks of Rage! - [info]caitirin, 2005-01-23 04:44 pm UTC
Re: Unleash the Caplocks of Rage! - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-01-22 09:04 am UTC
Re: Unleash the Caplocks of Rage! - [info]elaby, 2005-01-23 06:06 am UTC
Re: Unleash the Caplocks of Rage! - redwarrior, 2005-01-24 05:15 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-01-22 05:14 am UTC (link)
So she's writing anti-yaoi stories, but she's also writing yaoi stories and condemning others for writing them? Or is she just writing anti-yaoi stories and claiming all women who write them are lesbians? I've been writing slash/yaoi for years, yet I'd assumed I was straight (I think it was the 20+year marriage and the two kids that tricked me).

Great. Just great. Now I've gotta make up for all that lost time when I could've been having hawt sex with other women...

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-22 01:45 pm UTC (link)
Was it deleted or did FFN go down?

All the URLs in the above post are giving me :

HTTP Server Error 503

Two possible reasons: 1) invalid url 2) servers overloaded.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-22 01:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-22 01:50 pm UTC

[info]bakunina
2005-01-24 02:02 am UTC (link)
Bahleeted! I just get "story not found", but the site is working, so I assume it's gone.

*sniff*

And what is XD supposed to signify? (My knowledge of japanese popular art stops in about 1890, and while I'm really up on japanese men of the 17th century fucking each other, I don't know much after that. And the fangirls scare me away, anyway.)

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