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arabel ([info]arabel) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-06-02 14:08:00
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Current mood:energetic
Entry tags:not wank, what the shit is this?

He's still washing the catboys of the world clean of dirt...literally.
For anyone interested in more v.v heterosexual Cat-Boy wank, I present to you:

The Moods Of Eriku: A Photo-Essay

Some of the photo captions:

Note, I never wear my shirt late at night, hehe.

I groom, yes. Just my hands though, and usually right after I've eaten ^.^;

After losing a horrible game in Half-Life, I feel miserable and decide to go to bed.

I think that's all that needs to be said, really...


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[info]ladysorka
2003-06-02 07:30 am UTC (link)
I am disturbed.

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-06-02 07:31 am UTC (link)
You know what my question is?

What the FUCK do his parents say?

Do you think he grooms his penis, too? That'd be pretty damn talented.

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[info]sorchar
2003-06-02 07:57 am UTC (link)
I think if he could do that, he'd probably not really care whether he was gay or not.

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[info]arabel
2003-06-03 12:47 am UTC (link)
I wonder if it has kitty ears too?

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[info]jerry_ds_girl
2003-06-03 01:07 am UTC (link)
If it doesn't, maybe someone, somewhere, makes little kitty-eared condoms.

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[info]arabel
2003-06-03 05:57 am UTC (link)
I know it's crass, but I couldn't resist - there has to be an icon in this...*goes off to play with Photoshop*:

"Kitty-eared condoms - for the discering v.v heterosexual cat-boy in you"

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dawnjosephine
2003-06-03 03:56 pm UTC (link)
Sometimes inspiration isn't v.v. pretty.



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dawnjosephine
2003-06-03 04:36 pm UTC (link)
Thanks!
And yes, I drew the kitty and kitty-eared condom.

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[info]arabel
2003-06-03 04:48 pm UTC (link)
sorry, moved this here...cos I made an icon too and didn't want to post more than necessary.

*jumps and claps*

Woo! They're gorgeous! The kitty is beautiful - I love your drawings, then.

*pats icons of uber-ness*

I had a go - nothing as classily drawn, just this:



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[info]stalin
2003-06-03 10:54 am UTC (link)
I had a boyfriend who could actually do that. He could cut his own toenails by biting them, too.

Not surprisingly, we are no longer together.

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[info]mauralabingi
2003-06-04 03:02 am UTC (link)
I always suspected that fucker Trotsky was double-jointed.

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[info]sorchar
2003-06-02 08:06 am UTC (link)
Dear Eriku the V.V.H.C: Cats groom themselves to get clean. That's all. Do you really think they'd lick their own assholes if they could use a Shower Massage?

When a person licks his hands after eating, unless he's at a barbecue or something, it's just nasty. And bad manners. Not to mention unsanitary - do you not realize how many germs are on your hands?

There are children in Third World countries who would love to have that bathroom sink and pump bottle of Dial that your parents have so thoughtfully provided you. Please, show that you care about the children - WASH YOUR FRICKIN' HANDS like a civilized person!

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-06-02 08:20 am UTC (link)
Think of the children, man! Think of the children!

(Also, do you know how many germs are on a human TONGUE? It's dirtier than a dog's tongue. I would never shake hands with that freak catboy.

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dawnjosephine
2003-06-02 06:56 pm UTC (link)
Couldn't resist.

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[info]sorchar
2003-06-02 07:05 pm UTC (link)
AHAHAHA

Seriously, dude? That cat has so much hair I doubt it can *find* its asshole.

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[info]starkeymonster
2003-06-02 07:07 pm UTC (link)
I am shaking with suppressed laughter from that icon. Someone wandered by my desk and I had to duck down as if I was typing madly in order to avoid explaining what caused the giggle fit.

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[info]aruru
2003-06-02 08:14 pm UTC (link)
*DIES*

First the tampon thing, now this. I am in awe of your Photoshopping prowess. :D

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[info]arabel
2003-06-03 12:40 am UTC (link)
Haha...yes, that cat rocks! :D

(so does your Utena icon)

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dawnjosephine
2003-06-03 12:58 am UTC (link)
Just wanted to thank everyone for the icon compliments. <3!!!1

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[info]snacky
2003-06-03 01:01 am UTC (link)
You are the Queen of the Icons! All hail her!

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[info]nekoneko
2003-06-03 03:58 am UTC (link)
XD; I love that icon! I bow down to you, icon goddess. *bows and worships*

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[info]singe
2003-06-03 10:26 am UTC (link)
I know I just woke the neighbors laughing at that one. Thank you! (And my sleep-deprived neighbors thank you!)

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[info]ipomoea
2003-06-02 08:14 am UTC (link)
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. Mreow.

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snowball
2003-06-02 08:24 am UTC (link)
*SPORFLE*

Love how he covers every damn mood he experiences, with fakey expressions to go with. (The grooming, dear God, the GROOMING.) Quite the photo sequence, I must say. Catboy has a (V. V. Heterosexual, of course) ego--and his figurative ego is probably V. V. Tiny.

The part that scares me the most, however, is that my parents used to have a bed frame identical to his. That gives me a connection to V. V. Heterosexual Catboy that I'd rather not have. XD

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[info]lulinda
2003-06-02 08:27 am UTC (link)
O.O

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[info]ignatius
2003-06-02 09:47 am UTC (link)
Eh. For whatever valid reasons we might have targeted him in the first place, I think we're being more wanky than he right now. I mean, tons of people are probably posting pic of themselves on the internet right now. And if kitty ears and self-licking is their fetish, these pics might not be out of place.

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[info]arabel
2003-06-02 10:32 am UTC (link)
It's not the pics themselves, or even the fact that they're pics of someone in cats ears that made me feel like posting it - it was the wankiness of the captions, and the fact that the boy is so vehemently anti yaoi/gay sex, yet doesn't seem to realise precisely how camp he's being. *shrug* I suppose it's an ongoing wank, really.

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[info]aruru
2003-06-02 04:09 pm UTC (link)
I guess the post is more like a wank "side-story," then. *shrugs*

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phoenixchilde
2003-06-03 01:03 am UTC (link)
wank "side-story"

Thank you. Now I will forever be haunted by the mental image of Eriku prancing around and singing "I like to be in Amer-ee-ca!"

*cries*

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[info]aruru
2003-06-03 03:09 am UTC (link)
What can I say: I live to serve the TWS. >D

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Wank Side Story
[info]mindset
2003-06-04 05:36 am UTC (link)
WANKER
I feel wanky,
Oh, so wanky,
I feel wanky and cranky and vain!
And I rankle
Anyone who can't get over my pain.

I kerfuffle,
Oh, kerfuffle
As I ruffle and muffle my foes!
And so wanky
That you hardly can read all my posts.

F_W
Have you heard any word of this wanker,
The craziest fan in the flock?
You'll crack up the minute you see it,
It's the one we're delighted to mock.

She thinks she's been wronged.
Just hear her complain.
We'll give her a tinhat,
And call her insane.

(BNFs
A group like that would mock your mother!
Just flame that group and find another,
One of your own fen,
Stick to your own fen!)


*bows, exits*

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phoenixchilde
2003-06-05 01:14 am UTC (link)
*sporfle!*

I love you.

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[info]iczer6
2003-06-02 06:01 pm UTC (link)
>>I mean, tons of people are probably posting pic of themselves on the internet right now. And if kitty ears and self-licking is their fetish, these pics might not be out of place.>>

True compared to the Horrors of the Internet, which you can find on sites like SomethingAwful and PortalofEvil, this is pretty mild.

Still there's just something about Het Catboy that just makes me irrationally angry for some reason....


Icz

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[info]sagralisse
2003-06-02 11:28 pm UTC (link)
Yes! If only we could use our powers of snark for good, and not for evil!

::looks around::

Or not... whatevah!

::continues to giggle at the comments::

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[info]phosfate
2003-06-02 04:18 pm UTC (link)
::cries::

Why, God, why?

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allen
2003-06-02 05:52 pm UTC (link)
:: pats ::

There, there. There, there.

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[info]henryjones
2003-06-02 05:53 pm UTC (link)
He needs a boyfriend girlfriend.

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redwarrior
2004-02-18 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Not really, he can suck groom himself.

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[info]snacky
2003-06-02 06:19 pm UTC (link)
Only one word: mreow.

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[info]morganya
2003-06-02 06:55 pm UTC (link)
I don't feel well. Maybe it's a vicarious hairball or something.

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[info]nita
2003-06-02 08:58 pm UTC (link)
I am scarred for life.

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[info]redconverse
2003-06-02 10:12 pm UTC (link)
And you know, nothing ends your viewing experience quite as well as comments like "Good GOD; it's a nakkie kittyBOY who plays HALFLIFE! Woo-hoo! *glomp*"

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[info]arabel
2003-06-03 12:42 am UTC (link)
I know - I loved that one!

Nekkid half-life playing boys of the world rejoice - there's someone out there for you. Really.

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[info]chaya
2003-06-03 12:17 am UTC (link)
*gouges her eyes out with a plastic spork*

Blue
is
not
his
color.

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[info]notapipe
2003-06-04 11:59 pm UTC (link)
He should do a whole line of "Eriku Conveys An Emotion" pictures. I want him to do "kill".

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-06-05 08:49 am UTC (link)
Dear Gods, man, your icon! It's beautiful! XD XD XD

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