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Auntie Singe Addams ([info]singe) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-01-23 16:31:00
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FAP wank!
So some guy named FPB got banned from some place named FAP and does not take it at all well.

Pssst. FPB wank. Accusations of pedophilia and internet lawyers.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/fpb/61087.html

http://www.livejournal.com/community/i_hate_fpb_club/

NM

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[info]wankprophet
2005-01-24 12:52 am UTC (link)
Oh dear...if that's not phoenix, he's doing a rather impressive job acting like phoenix. Even the icons look similar.

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-24 12:57 am UTC (link)
FPB is a rather singular creature. Watch for his extensive skills at insulting people--which are clearly SO crushing that no one has ever successfully responded to him. But it's not real FPB wank until the "you should have been aborted" comment comes out.

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(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2005-01-24 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andsoyoudied, 2005-01-24 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isobelsomething, 2005-01-24 04:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2005-01-24 01:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deejay435, 2005-01-24 02:55 am UTC
(no subject) - chief, 2005-01-24 06:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deejay435, 2005-01-25 01:11 am UTC
(no subject) - chief, 2005-01-25 04:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deejay435, 2005-01-26 12:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2005-01-25 12:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2005-01-24 05:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-25 12:13 am UTC

[info]ashenmote
2005-01-24 04:25 am UTC (link)
On the plus side, if you make your living as a phoenix impersonator and have your journal cluttered with what Heidi8 seems to consider FA Public Relations, how could things possibly get worse for you?

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(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2005-01-24 05:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-01-24 05:07 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-01-24 05:21 am UTC (link)
Can you link or enlighten the clueless as to who this phoenix is? Please?

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-01-24 05:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2005-01-24 06:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-01-24 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2005-01-24 11:26 pm UTC

[info]mariagoner
2005-01-24 01:02 am UTC (link)
As annoying as this fellow appears to be, doesn't anyone else think that dedicating an entire community to hating him is a tad... excessive? Can't you be booted on LJ for being as stalkerish as that?

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[info]narcissam
2005-01-24 01:05 am UTC (link)
It's a joke. Look at the user profile.

NM

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(no subject) - [info]seppuku, 2005-01-24 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2005-01-24 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2005-01-24 04:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2005-01-24 12:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cesare, 2005-01-24 04:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2005-01-24 04:10 pm UTC

[info]narcissam
2005-01-24 01:08 am UTC (link)
Well, I wasn't exactly anon. Just not signed in by accident in that first post, though as I say in the PS the reason I didn't post it is I'm sorta involved.

NM

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-01-24 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2005-01-24 01:14 am UTC

[info]ashenmote
2005-01-24 01:12 am UTC (link)
Will read the wank later, I'm just giving in to the urge to be all OMG ICON now!!!!

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-01-24 01:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andsoyoudied, 2005-01-24 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_gentleman, 2005-01-24 03:00 am UTC

[info]andsoyoudied
2005-01-24 01:27 am UTC (link)
*eyes cross* Seconding the icon love.

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-01-24 02:46 am UTC

[info]coyote
2005-01-24 01:32 am UTC (link)
He got banned from a place called FAP?

Foreshadowing much?

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[info]sarracenia
2005-01-24 01:37 am UTC (link)
What I want to know is how someone as fond of the sound of his own voice as fpb apparently is managed to post enough one-liners to get the FA mods pissed off. Because, dude. If there's ever anyone who 'expresses himself in an unnatural, pompous, word-wasting way', it's him.

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(no subject) - [info]squeakytoy, 2005-01-24 11:03 am UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2005-01-24 02:15 am UTC (link)
So he finally got banned from Fiction Alley?

Anything more is preening oneself, verbosity for its own sake.

I think my ironymeter just imploded into 5 different parallel universes.

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(no subject) - [info]fuzzytowers, 2005-01-24 02:47 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 06:50 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-01-24 02:15 am UTC (link)
Fpb. He's such an... interesting... character. He once wrote a fic about his (I think it was) ex-girlfriend where she was tortured, etc, and protested that he had written it in honor of her or some other BS.

And I won't even mention some of his other fics... *coughgaybarcough*

He's so incredibly wankable. I almost pity him... Almost.

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(no subject) - [info]jess_d_ripper, 2005-01-24 03:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deejay435, 2005-01-24 06:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sesana, 2005-01-24 06:28 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 03:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sesana, 2005-01-24 06:28 am UTC
(no subject) - chief, 2005-01-24 06:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 08:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2005-01-25 04:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]necronomist, 2005-01-24 06:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 08:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-25 03:47 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-25 03:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]necronomist, 2005-01-25 04:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]necronomist, 2005-01-25 04:50 am UTC

[info]isobelsomething
2005-01-24 04:48 am UTC (link)
Fanfic is one step up from being a furry.

Even though the comment itself is exceedingly wanky - and immature - I just about fell out of my chair when I read that.

Otherwise, it's just some annoying posturing by people who apparently hate monosyllabic words.

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(no subject) - [info]beccastareyes, 2005-01-24 07:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isobelsomething, 2005-01-24 07:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beccastareyes, 2005-01-24 07:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esseilte, 2005-01-24 10:10 pm UTC
OT. Troy Wank
(Anonymous)
2005-01-24 06:26 am UTC (link)
A bite size wank. Backstory: OP posts over a dozen icons in a Troy icon community, only 1 actually being a Troy icon. Members get upset.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/troyicons/110059.html?nc=5

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[info]mydocuments
2005-01-24 06:26 am UTC (link)
Is it just me, or is there an awful lot of FPB wank involving his neverending drama with FAP? Why doesn't he just give it up already? JFC.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 07:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydocuments, 2005-01-24 03:06 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-01-24 07:15 am UTC (link)
o_O

Okay, I have NO idea what the hell's going on. Someone enlighten this poor Mouse as to who this guy is, and what he's rambling on about? I got lost just trying to pronounce his damned name.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 08:23 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 08:23 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 08:46 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 01:50 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-01-24 08:42 am UTC (link)
You know, I never knew how many crazy people there were in the world until I found F_W. It's hilarious, yet also terrifying. I look at strangers on the street in a whole new light.

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(no subject) - [info]danceswithelvis, 2005-01-24 09:02 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 03:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - chief, 2005-01-24 06:27 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-01-24 08:57 am UTC (link)
So... 32 weeks, eh? Does anyone doubt that he can hold a grudge that long?

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-01-24 09:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-01-24 01:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-26 04:38 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 06:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 06:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 06:36 pm UTC

[info]mouseybrown
2005-01-24 12:16 pm UTC (link)
Internet Service Providers have offices for people who are victims of abuse. If the moron had even noticed, there is a perfectly fair warning in my post form that said that I have logged in the facility that records IP numbers.

Yeah - because the ISP is really going to do something about it. In my experience, if you've got a problem on LJ, you need to tell the LJ Team and let them deal with it. And all LJ will do is tell you to do is turn off anon commenting and log ISPs.

If you go complain to the ISP they say they can't get involved unless there's proven stalking, death threats of definite proof of libel. Saying FPB is probably a paedophile doesn't cross the libel boundary in the UK. To do that, you'd need to say you'd actually seen him butt-fucking three baby chimpanzees in nappies whilst singing "happy days are here again".

Meh - he's a wanky, wanky little shitter.

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(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2005-01-24 01:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 03:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2005-01-24 03:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 03:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 05:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - blackoftwilight, 2005-01-24 05:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2005-01-24 05:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2005-01-24 05:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 06:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 06:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 08:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2005-01-24 08:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pauraque, 2005-01-25 09:05 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-24 10:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2005-01-25 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2005-01-24 07:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - blackoftwilight, 2005-01-25 04:42 am UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-25 07:20 pm UTC

[info]yamashitaaki
2005-01-25 12:20 am UTC (link)
When I went to comment on this, I found out I had been banned -- and I don't even know this person. What the fuck kind of a whackjob is this?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-25 12:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yamashitaaki, 2005-01-25 12:36 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-25 01:12 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-25 02:46 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-25 03:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isobelsomething, 2005-01-25 07:11 am UTC

[info]prettyveela
2005-01-25 10:55 am UTC (link)
Ugh, I can't stand him. Heidi has WAY more control than I know most of us would have.

"You daughter of a bitch!" Wha? O_o

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[info]jaig
2005-01-25 01:02 pm UTC (link)
Not you again. *points to icon*

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-25 03:27 pm UTC (link)
Awwwww. Locked post now. Damn, I wanted an update before work....

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[info]lavenderfrost
2005-02-02 02:04 am UTC (link)
Ah, yes. Our dear Fabio Paolo Barbieri.

I got into a wanky tangle with him over a post he made about the OMGSOPURE!!1!1!!1! friendship of the Marauders and how slashers were ruining it by writing in romance. *snort*

This is not Phoenix. The man is much more full of it than Phoenix could ever be. He's just a looney 40+ year-old man who has little better to do than preen and insult people online.

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-02-02 03:17 am UTC

  
   
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