Small yet Perfectly Formed
This isn't a huge, spooge-flying wankathon.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/bad_rpers_suck/1065738.html

However, I felt that there was a certain something about the situation that made this small, yet plucky wank deserving of a shot at the big time on fandom_wank.

On Bad Rpers Suck brown__mouse posts about an Harry Potter RPG she's in where Remus Lupin jerked off Sirius Black in class and lost the house 400 points. silver_rook posts that she disapproves of all slash in rpgs and fanfiction unless it is specifically said that the character is gay.

Rann appears and they argue. silver_rook even throws in a stab at the old 'you're raping the writer's vision'.

You see? It's like bonsai wank? So small, yet it involves Harry Potter, slash, artistic integrity and there is even a little scuffle over proper spelling. Not only that but it's a wank about....wanking.

(also, I'm rather disturbed to find myself, sort of, agreeing with Rann here. I may need to stop drinking so much coffee.)