Wank at the Hilton
Someone's posted Paris Hilton's love letters to Nick Carter on Oh NO They Didn't! The letters themselves are meh, like Hilton herself, but the wank that ensues when Hilton's intelligence is impuned. *snerk*

A sample:

Oh, ok, so you don't base your image of her off of the media and you know her personally?

no... OMG! YOU'RE RIGHT! THERE'S BEEN AN ALL-OUT MEDIA ASSAULT ON PARIS TO PORTRAY HER AS A STUPID CUNT! I FEEL SO BAD! HOW COULD I HAVE FALLEN FOR THIS??!! I BET THEY HOLD HER AT GUNPOINT AND MAKE HER SAY THE INANE THINGS SHE COMES OUT WITH IN INTERVIEWS!! HOW DO WE STOP THIS??!! SAVE PARIS!!! PARIS + MENSA 4 EVZ!!

"OMG, Paris' image is a vast media conspiracy! The media makes sluts look stupid!1!"